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Shut up Meg posted:https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jan/16/adrian-chiles-must-we-settle-for-fanny I see... https://twitter.com/ianabramson/status/1217578797735669760 I said glass
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Platystemon posted:Did you intend this as a vampire bat joke or a Mussolini joke? Yes
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zoux posted:I see... Galaxy brain: glass is a liquid
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I think the liquid is a fundamental part of the Kool-Aid Man. It contains his essence. Imagine dumping his Kool-Aid out. His life would drain away from him. I can see his sad, scared glass face as he watches the liquid seep into the ground. Even if he lives, he would only live a half life. Even if he keeps his sentience, his vitality would be gone.
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From the comments:  King
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Yoshi Wins posted:I think the liquid is a fundamental part of the Kool-Aid Man. It contains his essence. Imagine dumping his Kool-Aid out. His life would drain away from him. I can see his sad, scared glass face as he watches the liquid seep into the ground. Even if he lives, he would only live a half life. Even if he keeps his sentience, his vitality would be gone. Are you your blood then
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zoux posted:Are you your blood then Are you anything without it?
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he's clearly called Kool-Aid Man, not Glass Pitcher Man, and he is an Invertebrate if you froze Kool-Aid Man and removed his pitcher, would he be flayed or simply nude?
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luxury handset posted:he's clearly called Kool-Aid Man, not Glass Pitcher Man, and he is an Invertebrate Brutally nude.
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zoux posted:Are you your blood then Pour all your own blood out and see how long you last
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the zestimate for a 4/3 in springfield, oregon would have been easily within the reach of a single income household in the mid 80s. the real question is, is springfield a decaying town where cost of living is still relatively low or is homer simpson weighing the merits of cashing out in the face of gentrification and the general rising value of property in the PNW?
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luxury handset posted:he's clearly called Kool-Aid Man, not Glass Pitcher Man, and he is an Invertebrate If kool-aid man got a kool-aid transfusion from another kool-aid man, or god forbid from just regular kool-aid, would he still be kool-aid man? What if all of his kool-aid was transfused?
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luxury handset posted:he's clearly called Kool-Aid Man, not Glass Pitcher Man, and he is an Invertebrate If what you say is true, he would molt and leave hollow pitcher/exoskeletons behind when he grew.
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Jasus Christ posted:If what you say is true, he would molt and leave hollow pitcher/exoskeletons behind when he grew. we are in agreement so far this is the dark alliance between the kraft-heinz corp and the corningware corp
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And an opened pregnancy test.
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It turns out that the bill is actually for something really mundane like "stop signs at railroads". I don't mean that as a "well, actually" but I legitimately never knew what it was for and it came up in the comments so I want to pass that info along for anyone else still struggling with this lifelong mystery
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Ignite Memories posted:If kool-aid man got a kool-aid transfusion from another kool-aid man, or god forbid from just regular kool-aid, would he still be kool-aid man? The Ship of Theseus/sugary beverage golem crossover we never knew we needed. (and here’s something I need) https://twitter.com/melissaquinn97/status/1217849087413903362?s=21
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Somebody add the phrase "the poor are" in front of seeking assistance
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Ignite Memories posted:If kool-aid man got a kool-aid transfusion from another kool-aid man, or god forbid from just regular kool-aid, would he still be kool-aid man? Ah yes, the sip of Theseus problem.
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Seems like they should be issuing those to the female interns who work for senators.
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Captain Monkey posted:Ah yes, the sip of Theseus problem. That's fuckin it, I'm deleting this thread
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Yoshi Wins posted:I think the liquid is a fundamental part of the Kool-Aid Man. It contains his essence. Imagine dumping his Kool-Aid out. His life would drain away from him. I can see his sad, scared glass face as he watches the liquid seep into the ground. Even if he lives, he would only live a half life. Even if he keeps his sentience, his vitality would be gone. I read this in Werner Herzog's voice and I think you should too. Just, nearly out of breath and whispering at the end, all sibilance and menace.
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zoux posted:That's fuckin it, I'm deleting this thread you're just mad you didn't think of it
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Shut up Meg posted:Seems like they should be issuing those to the female interns who work for senators. poo poo, likely female senators need them for themselves.
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Memento posted:I read this in Werner Herzog's voice and I think you should too. Just, nearly out of breath and whispering at the end, all sibilance and menace. It's amazing how many genuinely depressing things turn funny when imagined in Werner Herzog's voice, for some reason
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Katie Hopkins is 43.  Keanu Reeves is 55  Hell, Elizabeth Warren is 70 and she looks younger. 
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who was confused by the weird room behind the garage. I checked the comments and apparently it appears in like 3 episodes out of the whole 30 year run of the show.
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Beartaco posted:I'm glad I'm not the only one who was confused by the weird room behind the garage. I checked the comments and apparently it appears in like 3 episodes out of the whole 30 year run of the show. Ahh, the 80s, when a single-income unionized blue collar worker could actually afford a 4 bedroom home with a living room, family room, dining room, rumpus room, and 2-car garage (and cars to put there).
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yeah, the rapid suburbanization of the united states in the 1950s-1980s was economically similar to strip mining. just throw up a shitload of cheap housing and infrastructure and it's great! ...until 40 years later and you have to replace all that stuff as it reaches the end of its designed lifespan and oops, the tax base can't afford it, so we just let it crumble https://www.strongtowns.org/the-growth-ponzi-scheme
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Beartaco posted:I'm glad I'm not the only one who was confused by the weird room behind the garage. I checked the comments and apparently it appears in like 3 episodes out of the whole 30 year run of the show. Same. It's Homer's den or something. If I'm not mistaken the Simpson house layout was inconsistent, rooms swapped places in a couple of episodes. They also had a huge basement with a rumpus room and a $30,000 Olmec head statue in it.
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Mister Speaker posted:If I'm not mistaken the Simpson house layout was inconsistent, rooms swapped places in a couple of episodes.  It stabilized by the end of Season 2 and remained consistent through the golden years. The rumpus room is on the first floor, rarely seen at all throughout the show's run--along with the downstairs bathroom which has been seen only once or twice if ever. The basement does still have the $30k Olmec statue, and it is still gigantic.
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