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That's a good way to get people to not go to your wedding
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cumshitter posted:Does the OP say whether or not there's an open bar? I think that really makes or breaks the $50 entry fee. OP is 19 so if its America it doesnt matter.
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 08:18 |
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Vanilla extract has to be like the most expensive way to get drunk.
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 08:33 |
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Glad to see there's a new thread of trainwrecks to enjoy. I've been pretty consistent in posting only relationship stories but I'll repost this AITA for the glory of the new thread. AITA for taking long showers even though my therapist recommended them to me? quote:Lots of background here so I'll try to keep it simple. In late February I was diagnosed with severe clinical depression and went for inpatient treatment for 3 weeks. Upon discharge I decided I'd move in with my parents in order to get my feed back under me (I'm 27). My mom was very happy to have me in the house. My dad was skeptical because he not so openly thinks I'm just "lazy" and I have 3 younger siblings who still live at home who I don't get along with at all. commenter posted:YTA. How about you go shower at the gym. OP posted:Yeah because a 300 pound woman can go to the gym safely in this country… LOL dude commenter posted:Well, what country are you in? Also I’m a woman. OP posted:I live in orange county California The worldwide capital of fat shaming
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 08:36 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Vanilla extract has to be like the most expensive way to get drunk. But you would smell so freaking good! Vanilla just oozing out of your pores...
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 08:37 |
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AITA for reminding my girlfriend it was HER decision to have an abortion? Hi reddit, this situation is getting out of hand so I thought I'd ask here. I (25M) have dated my girlfriend (25F) for 6 years now. About 5 months into our relationship, I got her pregnant. This is in SPITE of the fact that I wore protection. We were only 19, so I thought she'd come to her senses and decide to abort. However, she slowly began to warm to the idea of keeping the child and raising it. I tried very hard to show her the other side. My parents contacted her to voice their disapproval of keeping the baby, but this didn't sway her. So then I contacted HER parents, and they sided with me. This swayed my girlfriend a bit more. Ultimately, it was only when I told her that I would leave her if she kept the baby, that she agreed. Now this wasn't me abandoning responsibility, but rather it was me stating my boundaries. If she wanted to bring a kid into our lives, then I would walk away. I'd pay whatever support was necessary, but she would be making a decision that alienated lots of people. It wasn't just about her. We have stayed together since, however these past few months she has been acting different. She starts bringing up this abortion, and asking why I was so against it. Then the other day, she goes crazy. She asks me why I didn't support her, and that it was a ''mistake'' to have an abortion. I then reminded her ''It was YOUR decision to have an abortion. We all said our piece, but don't blame this on anyone else. YOU chose this''. She then began crying alot and called me rear end in a top hat. We haven't spoken since, and her friends have taken her side. Ultimately I think she is trying the blame game. AITA?
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 08:51 |
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bitchy cousin played her hand too early, real power move would have been to surprise them with the entry fee when they arrive
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 08:52 |
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Something about the very earnest panic in this one is making me chuckle. Should I be so nervous after typing such a long comment? quote:I'm fairly new to Reddit. Been lurking for years, too nervous to make an account until last month. Continued to lurk until last week. Been commenting with little issue, only a few hiccups, possibly a few mild heart attacks when I get the occasional downvote. Nothing major. Some comnents are short little quips, which people seem to like. Some comments are longer because the topic is more serious and/or in-depth.
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 09:02 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for reminding my girlfriend it was HER decision to have an abortion? It was HER decision to go to the abortion clinic to get the fetus snipped out. I just called both our parents to gang up on her and give her an ultimatum to either destroy a human life or be with me. No blood on my hands!
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 09:04 |
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This one has an interesting twist! My girlfriend (F 29) who had been talking about future/children with me (M 27) went to Burning Man and came back a different person. quote:I've been dating a woman for almost a year now (6 months non-monogamous, little more than 4 monogamous). artsy fartsy posted:Should I leave Reddit snd never come back?
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 09:09 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for reminding my girlfriend it was HER decision to have an abortion? It’s like Hills Like White Elephants in r/relationships form
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 09:45 |
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 09:53 |
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1redflag posted:It’s like Hills Like White Elephants in r/relationships form We finally know why the baby shoes were never worn
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 09:59 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:This one has an interesting twist! Reeks of gf taking large doses of psychoactive substances.
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 11:03 |
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Miss posted:bitchy cousin played her hand too early, real power move would have been to surprise them with the entry fee when they arrive Can you even imagine?
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 11:05 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [29M] best friend [28M] and his wife [27F] are pregnant and I am afraid to tell my wife [29F]. who the heck plans a september baby
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 11:48 |
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Licarn posted:who the heck plans a september baby Ones who will never forget.
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 11:52 |
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Licarn posted:who the heck plans a september baby Never was a cloudy birthday
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 12:04 |
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cumshitter posted:Does the OP say whether or not there's an open bar? I think that really makes or breaks the $50 entry fee. QuarkJets posted:That's a good way to get people to not go to your wedding 1.) Complete confusion about the fee, saying that no, I’m good, I usually buy a gift off the registry 2.) Burst into laughter because haha, good joke 3.) Eventually roll my eyes and just walk away. From here, either get irritated and walk out or just go with a vague “fine whatever, I’ll uh, do that later” and mentally plan on ending our friendship the instant I finish enjoying your free booze.
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 12:38 |
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OP needed to post proof that it happened because people doubted her, thanks reddit!!!!! quote:AITA for being pissed off that my boyfriend chose to spend hours playing a computer game instead of even bothering to check I was alright following a massive seizure..? E: the game is world of warships teen witch fucked around with this message at 13:02 on Jan 17, 2020 |
# ? Jan 17, 2020 12:54 |
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what was the boat game
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 12:58 |
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Need to play the game to decide if boyfriend’s priorities are in order or not
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 13:06 |
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teen witch posted:AITA for being pissed off that my boyfriend chose to spend hours playing a computer game instead of even bothering to check I was alright following a massive seizure..? Based on just the unspoilered parts she should break up with him. Based on the spoilered parts she should super break up with him.
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 13:20 |
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Here's a fun one: AITA for telling my cousin he could not use the bathroom at the dinner table? quote:My wife's cousin lives right down the road (we're out in the country.) We have family dinners every so often and he and his mother are always invited along with the rest of the extended family members that live nearby. So according to this guy, bad knees are a totally valid reason to not only make zero effort to get anywhere near a healthy weight, but to take a poo poo right next to people who are eating. Quick, someone call TLC's talent scouts!
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 13:52 |
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Shatty Tatty strikes with no remorse.
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 13:58 |
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Is it racist that I (21/F) don’t want to marry my boyfriend (27/M) of 3 years because it would drop my/my future kids’ social status?quote:I’m a 21 yo female and I’m half white/half Lebanese. I’m very light skin and have a nice, foreign last name that is unique and starts with the letter “A”. I have been with my boyfriend for 3 years and initially never thought about this, but lately it’s been making me question our relationship. My boyfriend is a 27 yo Hispanic (Mexican) man and even though he is light skin, he has a super Mexican last name. I love him so much, but I truly don’t want to marry him because then even though my kids would be half Mexican, they would just be labeled as “Mexicans” due to their last name. I feel like I got a lot of privilege not having a Hispanic last name, regardless of my skin color (which I’m sure played a role in it, too, but that’s not the point).
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 14:01 |
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perfectly normal in europe
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I’m (23 M) nervous about asking my GF’s (27 F) father for his blessing to marry herquote:So, I’m in a long distance relationship (I’m in the UK and she’s in the US) and have been for almost 9 months now. I’ve visited three times while we’ve been together (there right now) and then in a couple weeks she comes to visit me. We’ve been talking about marriage for a little while now and I’m looking to ask her this year. Due to trying to save money for marriage, we’ve both agreed that these trips will be our last until then. So I have to ask her father for his blessing tomorrow as that’s the day I’ve asked to have a chat with him. Now I’m sure this is a very normal thing to be worried about, but there’s a couple reasons in particular that are making me very nervous.
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 14:12 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:This one has an interesting twist! Lmao she definitely did mdma and/or lsd and hosed someone else at burning man.
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Cockmaster posted:Here's a fun one: Dear lord. What subforum do you think he posts in?
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 14:17 |
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Kuros posted:We need to complete our D2 build:
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Licarn posted:Is it racist that I (21/F) don’t want to marry my boyfriend (27/M) of 3 years because it would drop my/my future kids’ social status? This story seems designed to make a Trump supporter's head explode. Edit: lol The account that posted it is called "hydropussy" and has a weird thing picture as a reddit profile picture, and the only posts it has is that thread, a comment asking some girl posting nude selfies if she's ever hosed a girl, and then a comment on someone's cock picture saying "wow, that's a massive cock". Odds are it's probably some weird racist, closeted, alt right trump supporter. Kitchner fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Jan 17, 2020 |
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artsy fartsy posted:Something about the very earnest panic in this one is making me chuckle. I mean, yeah generally speaking
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 14:26 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Shatty Tatty strikes with no remorse. Thread title
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 14:32 |
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I [18M] fell in love with my friend with benefits [40sF], should I try to have a relationship with her?quote:Tldr: I caught feelings for a woman who is much older than I am, I want to date her , but don’t know to to start a relationship with her.
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 14:43 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Thread title MODS
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 14:45 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:This one has an interesting twist! Is it possible she killed a man and is now reflecting on her own, and indeed all of our, mortality?
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 14:49 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Thread title I'm...gonna have to rename my Shatner tattoo
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 14:51 |
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Just be glad he's got a bedpan with him at all times instead of making GBS threads in some ratty gurglespurts pants Could you imagibe? Shatty Tatty and his Ratty Pants
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# ? Jan 17, 2020 14:55 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Shatty Tatty strikes with no remorse. What a nickname he has, it just screams me meek helplessness.
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