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goethe.cx posted:Did we? I don’t remember it There's an update to that story somewhere
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Power Khan posted:There's an update to that story somewhere It's right below the first tweet unless you meant a second update https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1218114571132702722
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Gurglespurt jeans Tee with the stain (WITH THE STAIN) got the whole club Filling a complaint
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teen witch posted:Gurglespurt jeans No
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IT HIT THE FLOOR, NEXT THING YOU KNOW lovely's gonna blow blow blow blow blow blow blow
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Motherfucker posted:IT HIT THE FLOOR, NEXT THING YOU KNOW
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Yeah it should be "Cum-stained dress shirt (1/40)"
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My [32F] fiances [33M] hobby is driving me crazyu/IllBudget5 posted:This is a throwaway account.
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teen witch posted:Gurglespurt jeans 
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WIBTA for setting up a Satanic altar in my living room? My landlord is selling the house that I live in and hosting an open house this Saturday. My lease isn’t up until June, but it is very likely they will try to force me to move out early. Yes I know this is illegal and yes I am looking into the proper legal avenues to take. I have a very large painting of Satan that my partner and I purchased off of one of their college classmates a few years ago. It currently hangs in an office that we don’t use much. I want to move it to the living room for Saturday. We have a small table in the living room that normally holds cat food, but as the cats have to be out of the house for the open house, I want to move the cat food temporarily and drape the table in a tablecloth I normally use for Halloween. I will put it under the painting of Satan and deck it out with black taper candles so it looks like an altar. I also have a few pentagram decorations inherited from my Wiccan mom that I can put out for good measure. My thinking is I can’t stop the open house, but I can definitely put people off of buying it. I like my house and would like to stay while I can. Edit: The reason I think I will be evicted is because I've asked the landlords and they are being cagey and claiming they can't answer my questions. So I am preparing for the worst. Buying the house myself is not an option because I'm broke.
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:My [32F] fiances [33M] hobby is driving me crazy r/relationships: loving aquaman living in my house and I want him to be reasonable
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LadyPictureShow posted:r/relationships: loving aquaman living in my house and I want him to be reasonable  holy gently caress
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I can't continue to live with this amount of fish in my life
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:My [32F] fiances [33M] hobby is driving me crazy 
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Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Fish $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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AITA for outing my sister for having gotten cosmetic surgery to her boyfriend after she made fun of our waitress’s appearance? I (19M) have two siblings, both older sisters, Lucy (24F) and Lily (22F). Lucy is absolutely fine. I don’t hate Lily, but she sometimes makes fun of people’s appearances, including Lucy’s and mine. This has been going on for a decade, albeit much less often nowadays. I have never spoken up when she made fun of other people’s looks before, but I’ve since grown out of my timidity to stick up for others. I don’t think I’m even close to ugly, so I never cared when she made fun of my looks. I just write Lily off as being insecure and having body dysmorphia. She has gotten her nose, lips, cheeks, forehead, and boobs done I don’t even know how many times between ages 19 and 21. She was objectively pretty before and got more compliments for her looks from our relatives than Lucy got. Her procedures are subtle except for the boobs, so her face looks pretty natural still. Lily’s last boyfriend knew about her procedures. He paid for most of them. I wasn’t sure if her current boyfriend knew. They’ve been together for five months. I met Lily and her boyfriend for dinner last night. Our waitress was a little overweight and knocked into our table twice as she was walking around. The second time, Lily told us that it must suck being that fat and that ugly. I’m okay if she makes fun of my looks since I think I’m pretty good-looking, but I dislike it when she makes fun of other people’s looks. I told her that someone who has gotten half a dozen cosmetic surgeries shouldn’t be making fun of other people’s looks. Lily and her boyfriend both looked surprised. He said to Lily that he thought she only got her boobs done. I told him to add nose, lips, cheeks, forehead, and whatever else I don’t know about to that list, not to mention microdermabrasion, skin whitening creams, fat burner pills, and what have you. He said he had no idea. Lily asked me what the gently caress was wrong with me. I told her that she shouldn’t be such a hypocrite and should really grow up and stop making fun of people’s looks. Her boyfriend voiced his agreement. He said that he couldn’t tell she got any work done on her face even after looking at her childhood and high school photos. I said that I don’t know why she went through all that trouble to look pretty much the same. Lily told us to stop talking about this with so many other people within earshot. I didn’t notice anyone paying attention to us, but we didn’t talk about that anymore. Lily seemed anxious the rest of the dinner. Lily texted me later last night that I’m a dirtbag for embarrassing her in public like that. I told her to use this as a lesson to become a better person. She told me not to talk to her that way. I sent her an eye roll emoji 🙄. She didn’t respond.
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zakharov posted:Food $200 Smashmouth eat the fish
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:My [32F] fiances [33M] hobby is driving me crazy 
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Known Lecher posted:Speaking of brain worms and Burning Man, that reminded me of this classic:
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AITA for being mean to the driver who was in a car wreck which ended up killing one of my friends? I will be referring to the driver as D, the victim who died as J and the other person as B about 2 weeks ago there was this really bad car wreck that had 7 people from my school. It was a speeding accident where 5/7 were in the bed of the truck and the whole truck rolled over. Everyone but the driver was injured and 4 had to get surgery and one sadly succumbed to his injuries and died in the hospital. The one who died was a really close friend of mine, I was heart broken cause I was literally on the phone with him like 10 minutes before the wreck. Everyone knows who the driver is and he still showed up to school which honestly I can respect, I wasn't really close with him but I saw him around and he was sad the first day back after the wreck. That all changed tho, literally the next day back when everyone is still grieving and D starts cracking jokes like nothing happened and he didn't speed down a hill and flip over a truck. I am in the same class as him and he acted like literally nothing happened and was cracking jokes. I overheard one that made my skin crawl he said something like "maybe J was actually in the front where I wanted him he wouldn't have died" and started laughing along with 2 others. I was pure disgusted by that, here is this kid who basically killed someone and then JOKED about it 2 days after the fact. This all happened yesterday, he was talking to this guy who sits next to me (the driver was in front of me) and said something like "Yeah B is home now, he has his whole jaw wired cause it got broken". I added myself to the convo and said "wow how did B break his jaw, must have been something pretty crazy huh?" and looked right at him. He got sad and turned around. I went to eat lunch with my friends cause it was finals and we always do that, I told them the story of what I did and some said they agree with what I did and others said I went too far. IDK what to think anymore so reddit I ask you AITA here?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA for setting up a Satanic altar in my living room? Flippers ain't going to care.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for being mean to the driver who was in a car wreck which ended up killing one of my friends? You're not the rear end in a top hat enough.
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I thought that too, but he had the cash to run the show.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for outing my sister for having gotten cosmetic surgery to her boyfriend after she made fun of our waitress’s appearance? Owning people this hard has been illegal since 1863
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This one sounds kinda familiar for some reason, but seems like a followup...quote:r/relationships
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Kenshin posted:This one sounds kinda familiar for some reason, but seems like a followup... Thats kidnapping, report him to the cops, His bank accounts should be Frozen that'll teach him to just Let it Go
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I definitely posted a previous story about Elsa and Anna, I think it was before Christmas
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:My [32F] fiances [33M] hobby is driving me crazy hell yeah
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Motherfucker posted:IT HIT THE FLOOR, NEXT THING YOU KNOW
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Tempura Wizard posted:Thank you for posting this, the most finely artisan-crafted self-own by the world's most pretentious man. I like re-reading it every few years. I've found, like a fine wine, it simply gets better with age. I can't help but feel a little bit of the sadness that's oozing out of this article but god drat I think I hate this man I've never met. What a loving idiot. I'm also getting the vibe that he really likes dropping references to things like postmodernism but doesn't understand it.
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Wife: these aquariums are out of control. They're expensive, overrunning our house, and disrupting our social/vacation schedule! Husband: EVERYTHING'S BETTER, DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER, TAKE IT FROM MEEEE!!!!
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DemoneeHo posted:It's right below the first tweet unless you meant a second update Honestly, it sounds like this girl is doing the guy a huge favor by leaving. Shes sounds insane.
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Chomp8645 posted:Wife: these aquariums are out of control. They're expensive, overrunning our house, and disrupting our social/vacation schedule! Speaking of, was there ever a conclusion to that tale of 'I cheated on my wife, and now she wants a year of Disney stuff'? I remember something about wanting to cosplay as Ariel and Prince Eric for a fancy seafood dinner. E:
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Kenshin posted:This one sounds kinda familiar for some reason, but seems like a followup... Last month AITA declared her rightfully concerned and told her she's not the rear end in a top hat. This month relationship_advice is roasting her for acting on what AITA said. This is why you don't take advice from reddit.
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