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Lucrece posted:How do I (27 M) convince my girlfriend (25 F) to get breast implants? Step One: Take yourself out like the trash you so obviously are. Everyone wins.
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Lucrece posted:AITA for getting upset about surprise Valentines flowers
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Jan 20, 2020 05:32
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Reading comprehension again: it's 2500 pounds, the currency of Britain, not dollars.
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Jan 20, 2020 05:34
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The artist post either left out that the kid is severely developmentally delayed orhas a mental health issue, or else it's totally loving fake. That is the type of thing a toddler would do, or maybe a 5 year old if left alone for WAY too long. But it isn't conceivable for that to happen with a neurotypical 9 year old who is mentally well.
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Jan 20, 2020 05:37
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therobit posted:The artist post either left out that the kid is severely developmentally delayed orhas a mental health issue, or else it's totally loving fake. That is the type of thing a toddler would do, or maybe a 5 year old if left alone for WAY too long. But it isn't conceivable for that to happen with a neurotypical 9 year old who is mentally well. My mom used to babysit out of our home and I personally witnessed some incredibly lovely kids who didn't have any problems except they'd never been disciplined.
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Jan 20, 2020 05:49
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cumshitter posted:The only real science is fiscal science. Financial Mathematicians split the atom and resold it in portions as atom backed bonds hundreds of years before physics was even a word, and then made it travel through time by delaying the taxable event until long after death. Werner Von Braun, a literal rocket scientist, was laughed out of the Kaiserbankengrüppen (the state banking apparatus in the early 30's) because he couldn't hack it in finance, the only hard science that deals with actual, tangible things that affect people's lives. cumshitter, i have an idea for a financial investment system, where we take some money from people, and we tell them that a silverback gorilla stole it, so we need MORE money for Gorrilla Fighting Supplies. PM me if interested.
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Jan 20, 2020 06:08
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:The family and Her family are very different Oooh, misread that. Yeah, sister's an rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 20, 2020 06:11
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Lucrece posted:How do I (27 M) convince my girlfriend (25 F) to get breast implants? Saw your head off with a chainsaw, can't see her breasts that way. Ball's in your court, mate.
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Jan 20, 2020 06:18
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A man who's annoyed that he's expected to contribute to his partner's pleasure? Say it ain't so! Still, it does sound like she's got dulled sensitivity down there. I can't imagine not feeling anything from oral. Her finger game must be incredibly powerful.
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Jan 20, 2020 06:22
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Lucrece posted:How do I phrase it in a way to not get her offended? I'm willing to pay for it Well christ, not like that
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Jan 20, 2020 06:34
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AITA for kicking my daughter out and sending her to live with her dad after she had sex on my bed? I won’t go into the sordid details. She’s an older teen and has had lots of issues since she started high school, mostly stemming from rebellion, I think. Her father always played the “Disney dad” role (because she only stayed with him every other weekend + summers/holidays). So discipline was solely on me. She’s 18.5 but hasn’t graduated high school yet and has no real plans with respect to work or college. (She would have already graduated but that’s a whole other story). What I mentioned in the title was my final straw. I trusted her to leave her alone but ended up coming home early when my plans got ruined last minute. (Was hanging out with a group of friends, but the host’s kid got sick, so we all ended up leaving early). So I walk in on my daughter in my bed with some guy I don’t even know. I told her I have had it and she’s going to live with her dad. That means she’s either going to have a 45 min commute to school or transfer. I don’t really care which at this point because I am at my breaking point. If her dad won’t take her in full time, she can go live with friends, I guess, but I’m not planning on giving financial support. (My ex and I had a CS agreement that ended at 18, no caveats). Am I wrong for reaching my limit with this extreme boundary cross? My sister thinks I’m being harsh. I said, in that case, she can take her! But at this point, I feel like I’m done. Edit: I came here for judgment, but some of the comments implying that I might have “abused” my daughter or that I somehow “deserved” for my space to be violated this way because I’m a “poo poo mom” are really shocking. I won’t be participating in this thread anymore. I’m fine being told I’m wrong and listening to different perspectives. But being personally degraded just isn’t for me, and I didn’t know that was permitted here. I’m out.
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lmao at getting upset at redditors dunking on you. You were going to get trolled no matter what happened and your adult daughter getting laid being the only thing that she did wrong is not going to win you a lot of friends to start with.
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How do i kindly let my boyfriend know that if he doesn’t get it together, im breaking up with him?quote:I love my boyfriend but he has kind of bad hygiene. He also recently lost his job and instead of getting another one he’s doing everything he can to file for unemployment. He doesn’t call me or is sweet to me like he used to. I hate to say it but if he doesn’t fix himself this isn’t going to work. His last girlfriend left him for the same reason. How do i nicely as possible let him know that things have to change?
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Jan 20, 2020 07:01
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Lucrece posted:How do i kindly let my boyfriend know that if he doesn’t get it together, im breaking up with him? He told me he loves me (self.AgeGap) submitted 19 days ago * by whythrowawa quote:(17f) , (34m)
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Jan 20, 2020 07:23
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Lucrece posted:How do i kindly let my boyfriend know that if he doesn’t get it together, im breaking up with him? Ultimatums are tools of abusers.
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Jan 20, 2020 07:24
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2019: Fightman 2020: Tatty quote:
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Jan 20, 2020 07:36
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teen witch posted:2019: Fightman Is this the same guy that poo poo at the dinner table?
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Jan 20, 2020 07:41
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quote:I started retching and gagging as I was covered in the poop and Tatty is screaming at me to get him off the ground and I couldn't lift him up so I had to go back to the barn and get a sheet of plywood that he rolled over onto and then I pulled him like on a sleigh back to the house and left the mobility scooter broken in the road, overturned. Masterpiece.
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Jan 20, 2020 07:41
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Beachcomber posted:Is this the same guy that poo poo at the dinner table? Yes, and so far, we have three Tatty stories from the same guy. quote:I'm tired of enabling my wife's cousin's vulgarity.
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Jan 20, 2020 07:44
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r/relationships: Tatty's toilet reservoir has been compromised
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Jan 20, 2020 07:44
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Scooter with a built in toilet sounds like some real nasty redneck engineering.
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Jan 20, 2020 07:54
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gluehuffer69 posted:I at no point said or even implied it wasn't a real job. Like at least try to engage the points.  So you acknowledged that it's a real job, but apparently its one only worth $0/hour. quote:If she loses clients then it could be even more than 2500 to be made whole but you shouldn't deal in fantasy. "£1500 worth of ruined acrylic. " That's not fantasy, professional paint supplies are expensive and this kid ruined a painting with more paint. FYI £1500 is about 2000 USD, so pentyne was lowballing with that $1700 estimate.
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Jan 20, 2020 08:00
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teen witch posted:Yes, and so far, we have three Tatty stories from the same guy. I know it makes me a bad person but these are really funny
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Beachcomber posted:Is this the same guy that poo poo at the dinner table? https://www.removeddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/epw6pn/aita_for_telling_my_cousin_he_could_not_use_the/ that post was removed for shitposting, and the guy just picked some random mobo scooter user and ps'd a meme face on him when asked for a pic
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Jan 20, 2020 08:09
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I thought no one liked a Tatty tale?
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Beachcomber posted:I thought no one liked a Tatty tale? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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therobit posted:Lol nice meltdown. It's the latter. That's why the thread got such a turnover rate on the posters.
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AITA for refusing to use the gender neutral single bathroom? Some info: Im black, and I go to a predominately white school. I can count on my hand the amount of black people I’ve seen on campus. My dorm is mostly full of white people as well. Now, I keep my hair in a lot of protective styles since my college is up north and it’s cold. That means wigs, box braids, crochet hair, etc. That stuff also puts strain on my hair after a while, so once in a while (maybe twice a month) I’ll wear my hair out. When it’s out, that usually also means it’s time to wash it. My hair isn’t that lengthy, but it is very thick. Washing it usually takes a while, and while I wash it I comb it out. This means dead hair falls into the shower and into the drain. I do feel bad, but maintenance cleans the drains every morning except weekends, so when I do contribute to the problem it’s not long lasting. I’m not the only person who washes my hair in the shower. On any given day, the shower is full of hair. Not my type of hair, usually straight blonde or black or brown hair. It clogs up the drains and they even wash their hair in the sink. Today, I was getting ready to wash my hair when two RAs approached me. They said they were getting complaints from the girls on my floor about my hair clogging up the drains and sticking to the walls. They said the girls found it gross and requested extra attention to the bathroom with the shower I use, and that maintenance was complaining about the amount of cleaning requests they were getting. Then, they told me from now on they would like me to use the single gender neutral bathroom to shower and wash my hair, that way only one bathroom is getting clogged up and would this be easier to clean. That bathroom is on the C side of the 6th floor. I live on the A side of the 3rd floor. They also mentioned that a few other “girls my race” offered to go back to their hometown any time they needed to wash their hair so they wouldn’t cause a problem. They said I was welcomed to do that too. I told them no, that I felt they were being discriminatory since my hair is not the only hair that gets into the drain and I limit the amount of times I wash my hair for this exact purpose. I mentioned also that the showers are usually covered in hair when I use them on a daily, but they argued and said that because that hair is straight it’s easier to clean up. I ended up walking away to finish preparing to wash my hair. When I went into the bathroom, some girls (who I assume were part of the reason I got approached) started getting annoyed and I heard them telling others not to use the bathroom after me because it would be covered in hair and gross. The RAs are getting the RD involved, and now it’s a whole big thing. Honestly, I don’t want to start problems since I’m a freshman, but I feel this is ridiculous. I don’t wash my hair every day, so this shouldn’t be as big of an issue as it is. On the other hand, I do understand that my hair is curlier and may pose a problem when cleaning. Am I really TA here?
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Rosalind posted:If my loved ones can't help me with my plans to have a rad-as-hell lich skull afterlife then you better call in the Mystery Machine because you're goddamn right I'm gonna come do some spooks. reddit is right this time. 15 is old enough to know not to be an annoying prick and do poo poo to purposly annoy people. also skull dad should hire a lawyer to to carry all that poo poo out when he dies.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:cumshitter, i have an idea for a financial investment system, where we take some money from people, and we tell them that a silverback gorilla stole it, so we need MORE money for Gorrilla Fighting Supplies. PM me if interested. This method was pioneered by Mike Milken back in the 80's, and a digital version based on his controversial gorilla junk bond investment strategy (referred to as "silverbacked bonds") debuted around the same time. You might know it as Donkey Kong. But I actually own the website gorillamindthet.com, although it currently directs to Capital Under Management. Maybe this is a sign.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for refusing to use the gender neutral single bathroom? Somewhere a lawyer's eyes just turned into dollar signs.
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Inceltown posted:lmao at getting upset at redditors dunking on you. You were going to get trolled no matter what happened and your adult daughter getting laid being the only thing that she did wrong is not going to win you a lot of friends to start with. You need to read that again. The daughter took the guy into mom's room, even though she had her own. This was on purpose to be an rear end in a top hat
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for asking the flight attendant if there are any empty seats because I can’t stand the smell of the person sitting next to me? I'm still catching up but I just want to say, as a white-rear end girl from Kentucky who spent a good chunk of her life living in and traveling SE Asia, I have never heard of this poo poo in my loving life. Holy gently caress, I have never wanted to be in the same room as an OP so badly.
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Miserable Maid posted:You need to read that again. The daughter took the guy into mom's room, even though she had her own. This was on purpose to be an rear end in a top hat I just figured that the daughter had a single bed and opted for the biggest. It's still weird but horny teenagers are horny.
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tempted for a separate r/legaladvice thread because it’s a loving mess of its own quote:How to claim money that was made "beating the system" when filling out taxes
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Inceltown posted:I just figured that the daughter had a single bed and opted for the biggest. It's still weird but horny teenagers are horny. Nah, it was totally a power move. Mom is the firm parent, while Dad is doing the overly nice/let daughter get away with everything act. It's just a lovely act based on resentment
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AITA for not telling my husband I had put in the security cameras? My husband and I agreed to put in security cameras so that we know if anything happens. All the data is stored on a home server so it’s not like a company is getting to see it. I put them in yesterday, one in the family room, one in the bedroom, one at the front door and a few around in some windows. I forgot to tell my husband, and apparently he got undressed in the bedroom and saw the camera. He came and started yelling at me that I should have told him and now his nude body could be anywhere. So in general yes that’s a good way to think about internet security but the cameras aren’t connected to the internet. I told him to calm down and I’d delete the footage, so I go and look for it, and follows me and watches. I see the section and it’s him getting undressed, and then he sees the camera and his eyes go wide and he sprints toward it and spins it around. I started laughing because honestly his reaction was hilarious. This only made him madder, and he stormed out of the room. I delete the footage and follow him out and apologize for laughing but say his reaction is uncalled for. He’s still mad. AITA?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not telling my husband I had put in the security cameras? YTA if you don’t share the footage to Yakey Sax
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And now for something from someone who's not bitter or unhinged in the least..... Revenge on husband and mistress quote:I (29F) need ideas on how to payback mistress (29F), who is a co-worker of his that he continues working with, and husband (40M), I want to make them suffer and regret terribly what they’ve done, be embarrassed and ashamed of their dirty dealings. What would be the best way to let them know they hosed with the wrong one? What would get to them and hurt them the worse? Of course I won’t do anything that will put me in jail, I have way too good of a job to risk losing it and I am now a single parent, my sons father passed away. A little history, we’ve been together for 7 years, he’s raised my son since he was 3 as his own, we have 3 kids all together. It’s devastating to break apart such a solid family and to have to start over. But I need them to pay, I want them to hate each other when I get done with them and realize how bad they hosed up, that they made the worst mistake of their lives. I want to prevent them from being together. I don’t want them working together anymore or even talking.
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teen witch posted:tempted for a separate r/legaladvice thread because it’s a loving mess of its own This is actually fairly simple on the IRS' 1040EZ form. Just enter the amount on line 21, where you declare "Other Income," and write "CRIME." It's very important to write CRIME in all caps because then the CRIME is applied to the corporate entity on your birth certificate.
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