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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
disappointed uncut gems didn't feature adam sandler cooing a tune about precious diamonds he like to hide in his red hooded sweatshirt and an updated version of the hanukkah song

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

T-man posted:

You bring shame to all anime avatars.

this just tells me you haven't read enough manga/watched enough anime

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

The Muppets On PCP posted:

tbf nba is boring as gently caress. nobody gives a poo poo until the playoffs and even then it's mostly just watching dudes practice shooting since they eliminated hand checking which killed any sort of defensive play

Look at this doofus that has never watched a Jon Bois video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4afzQyGo5Q

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
around 3:45 into that bois video he gives a recipe and shows how he cooks scrambled eggs and its absolute dog poo poo

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


The only jon bois video i watched was the one where he details the bodybuilding forums guys arguing about how many days are in a week vs how many days you can work out. I was very disappointed the rest of his stuff is sports. i demand more forum.bodybuilding.com content!!!

Past Tense Ragu
Oct 17, 2005

papa horny michael posted:

around 3:45 into that bois video he gives a recipe and shows how he cooks scrambled eggs and its absolute dog poo poo

It's not bad actually, very similar to how the French scramble eggs. Could definitely use pepper

Orb Crabmelt
Jan 16, 2011

Nyorp.
Clapping Larry
Bois does a lot of non sports stuff in his Pretty Good series, but even as a non sports person, I find all of his content understandishable and extremely entertaining. Definitely watch the one about the marathon.

17776 was also great. Even the MMA doc he made with Felix was decent.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
the one about the eagles and the nfl players union strike was good

Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.
Jon Bois owns.

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1215090372734541824

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
jon bois is the master of doing good clean humor without resorting to being one of those insufferable "cold pockets" dorks

the low resolution image bit gets me every time i love it

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost
I am basically a sporpsball dork when it comes to football but Jon Bois is a loving genius

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Everyone should watch the Jack Bauer Pretty Good, if you want a non sports story. Fits in with the chapo view of bush era tv.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Wolfsheim posted:

Adam sandler doing a sports in New York? *chuckles* think I'll pass. Anyway, you can't in good faith say anime is for pedophiles without watching all twenty hours of Nyoko to Nani volume VIII to see how far the medium has come in depicting thirteen year old girls with demons living in their tits

An excellent post.

Also I'm not american so I miss a lot of the chapo references but enjoyed this ep because it's entertaining even if you aren't familiar with new york or basketball.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Does the new ep spoil uncut gems or no?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

cohsae posted:

Does the new ep spoil uncut gems or no?

No.

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

It gets close but they never explicitly get into spoilers. I'd still recommend seeing the movie first, if only because all the stories are much more entertaining if you can picture the people they're talking about.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
The episode grew on me once it got away from the Levinson bit, so I guess it rubbed me the wrong way for different reasons.

SlimGoodbody posted:

As a medium strength weeb married to a high level weeb, I'm still at a complete loss for how so much of the anime industry seems to be a mill for churning out thinly veiled justifications for children in fetish gear. Like, do people in Japan just think that's normal? Is Japan actually full of normal people who think it's unsettling and we never see that because we only get the end product of something pitched exclusively to a niche audience of Japanese incel perverts? I really want to know what the psychology is. Does the US have a similar reflex that produces that much sexualized kid content and I'm just culture blind about it because it's hard to look at ideology when you're living in its bowels?
The US sexualizes children and infantilizes women all the time, but like anything else involving sex it's smothered in hypocrisy and absurd denial. The chud obsessed with his daughter's virginity is a type of character in the Chapo mythos.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I mean I'm not gonna pretend 'loli' poo poo isn't a real problem but it's kinda weird to be all 'wow and do we in the US even HAVE this problem????' when we have literal toddler 'beauty pageants'.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
A bonus episode is up. Will is interviewing Nithya Raman, a Los Angeles city council candidate. They’re talking about LA’s homeless crisis.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dr Christmas posted:

A bonus episode is up. Will is interviewing Nithya Raman, a Los Angeles city council candidate. They’re talking about LA’s homeless crisis.

ugh more regional bullshit????

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


The NBA loving owns

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


I had a dream I was in a car riding around the Iowa state fair with all the chapo hosts. There were all these rabbits in the road and I was getting super nervous about hitting them until I realized Will was driving, because there's just no way he'd run over an animal.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

sexpig by night posted:

I mean I'm not gonna pretend 'loli' poo poo isn't a real problem but it's kinda weird to be all 'wow and do we in the US even HAVE this problem????' when we have literal toddler 'beauty pageants'.

Abercrombie and Fitch tried to sell a pre-teen thong way back when.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1220006128064585730?s=20

SALUTE

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
What is the temperature of the couches

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

SlimGoodbody posted:

2014!! The year two thousand and fourteen?? How in the,
It was already illegal to produce, buy, share, download etc, there was a loophole with possession that they just got round to closing. Which isn’t great, but...

You want a real mind-gently caress? There *was* a country in the 70s that had a more-or-less fully legal commercial child porn industry - people made their fortunes off it, it was the center of distribution into the US and Europe, and when it was finally made illegal in the 80s the companies just switched out to adult porn and some of them are still in business today. Really hosed-up poo poo.

But the country was Denmark and so it’s fine and no one uses it as a punchline for stereotypes about how sexually hosed up they are as a nation/race, for some reason.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
Perhaps it the lack of tentacle porn output.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1219788717491130368?s=19


Hell yes.

dreffen
Dec 3, 2005

MEDIOCRE, MORSOV!

Wolfsheim posted:

Chapo thread going from "who are these basketball guys? New York? What is that?" about one of the biggest movies of the year and then launching into a detailed history of anime within a page is extremely funny

Biggest movie of the year might be a stretch.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


If you're online enough to be a chapo fan (and post on SA of all places) it was definitely one of the biggest movies of the year.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

dreffen posted:

Biggest movie of the year might be a stretch.

Not only was it big in a critically acclaimed sense but if you went to see any non-children's movie in the second half of 2019 it was impossible to not at least see one trailer for it, it was both surprising it had that big of a marketing budget and annoying because that trailer gets old real fast on repeat viewings

At one point I arrived at a movie theater early and not only did it play during the previews but it also played during the 'waiting for the previews commercials' phase

When it finally came out I was relieved not only because it turned out to be great but because I wouldn't have to see the trailer again

UP AND ADAM
Jan 24, 2007

by Pragmatica
Yooo Will dropping Hayes Davenport's name as someone he's conversed with was cool as poo poo. I knew the Handbook boys couldn't be lovely libs.

GoLambo
Apr 11, 2006

f

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


UP AND ADAM posted:

Yooo Will dropping Hayes Davenport's name as someone he's conversed with was cool as poo poo. I knew the Handbook boys couldn't be lovely libs.

hayes is working on her campaign iirc

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
I see Matt’s spot

Big Bidness
Aug 2, 2004

Boywhiz88 posted:

I see Matt’s spot

To be fair Stav probably did that damage.

Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.

UP AND ADAM posted:

Yooo Will dropping Hayes Davenport's name as someone he's conversed with was cool as poo poo. I knew the Handbook boys couldn't be lovely libs.

Chef Kevin tried to get Cum Town and Hollywood Handbook to collaborate. So it's probably fair to say the camps have heard of each other.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

sexpig by night posted:

I mean I'm not gonna pretend 'loli' poo poo isn't a real problem but it's kinda weird to be all 'wow and do we in the US even HAVE this problem????' when we have literal toddler 'beauty pageants'.

We have it fully in the mainstream not just the pageant world. Look at the entire career of Brittney Spears. Her whole career was built on being a sweet innocent virgin who isn’t actually innocent.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

I don't mind an Uncut Gems episode, I just wish the drat thing was out internationally already. Gotta wait nine more days.

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Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Flaskraven posted:

Chef Kevin tried to get Cum Town and Hollywood Handbook to collaborate. So it's probably fair to say the camps have heard of each other.

hadn't heard this, what's the story? can't really imagine sean and nick getting along

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