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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/GyratingCoyote/status/1219799119369265152

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/dinosaurthe3rd/status/1220004676827000832

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Teach posted:

When my mum worked as a teacher in Switzerland she had many eccentric colleagues.One would read a novel whilst cycling to work, and tear out each completed page as he rode. Absolute madman.

This is the behavior of someone utterly untethered from society.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Teach posted:

When my mum worked as a teacher in Switzerland she had many eccentric colleagues.One would read a novel whilst cycling to work, and tear out each completed page as he rode. Absolute madman.

Was her colleague Albert Hofmann

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

I don’t think Brie is supposed to break off in fragments

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

christmas boots posted:

I don’t think Brie is supposed to break off in fragments

little cheese knives are the sexiest of all of the knives

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

christmas boots posted:

I don’t think Brie is supposed to break off in fragments

The real bad part is the brie fragmentation for sure

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Teach posted:

When my mum worked as a teacher in Switzerland she had many eccentric colleagues.One would read a novel whilst cycling to work, and tear out each completed page as he rode. Absolute madman.

I was going to post that this is the exact kind of weird energy that I want to start to embody as I get into my 40s and beyond - it reminds me of the klein bottle dude - but then i started thinking about the actual mechanics of this. The tearing of the page doesn't actually save any work, since you still need to turn the page to read the verso.

Was he like, reading the recto, then tearing out the page to read the verso, and discarding it afterwards? It's starting to sound like destruction for destruction's sake, which is actually cooler.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/generalslug/status/1219805235067133954?s=21

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Samovar posted:

It switches to a slang that was (perhaps still is, I dunno) used by gay people's back in the day - eek means face. Don't ask me about anything else, tho

It’s a shame that Nell isn’t spoken much any more.
https://youtu.be/GHbQI2305qw

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Phil Moscowitz posted:

The real bad part is the brie fragmentation for sure

Utterly shameful cheeselore.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Phil Moscowitz posted:

The real bad part is the brie fragmentation for sure

Agreed

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

CommonShore posted:

I was going to post that this is the exact kind of weird energy that I want to start to embody as I get into my 40s and beyond - it reminds me of the klein bottle dude - but then i started thinking about the actual mechanics of this. The tearing of the page doesn't actually save any work, since you still need to turn the page to read the verso.

Was he like, reading the recto, then tearing out the page to read the verso, and discarding it afterwards? It's starting to sound like destruction for destruction's sake, which is actually cooler.

If he's reading on his bike then he probably doesn't want to deal with holding his place in the book or fiddling with bookmarks. Ripping off each page as he finishes it means that he's always reading the top page.

But maybe he should keep his eyes on the road?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1220017924854906888

This is straight out of the Revelation to St. John of Patmos

https://twitter.com/samisam147/status/1219943058990686208

I can't tell if these are real or not

zoux has a new favorite as of 22:18 on Jan 22, 2020

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

You're talking about a paper that just chased Prince Harry and his wife and child onto a different continent with their hateful rhetoric. I'm almost positive those are real.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Skwirl posted:

You're talking about a paper that just chased Prince Harry and his wife and child onto a different continent with their hateful rhetoric. I'm almost positive those are real.

These are from an article from 2013, so not affected by the popularity of that tweet




Going to go with real.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Skwirl posted:

You're talking about a paper that just chased Prince Harry and his wife and child onto a different continent with their hateful rhetoric. I'm almost positive those are real.
My father in law is a Sun reader and yeah, that's something they definitely used to do (and maybe still do? I thought they were meant to be getting rid of page 3 but maybe the girls just have tops on while they spout right wing talking points now, I dunno) :v:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I should also like beautiful naked women to tell my my political opinions are correct, which periodical is that

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

I should also like beautiful naked women to tell my my political opinions are correct, which periodical is that

Is suicide girls website still running?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Nationalists Gone Wild Vol. 7

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/pv_gia/status/1220104157459374083?s=21

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you





Both parties have agreed that he will lie, and tell everyone she was a good wife

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

IT drat NEAR KILLED O

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/FuckClock/status/1220027519874678787

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/nedoliver/status/1220048431055622144

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Shot

https://twitter.com/legaladvice_txt/status/1220132029309779969?s=19

Chaser

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1220138724270452736?s=19

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://twitter.com/Mr603/status/1219974390055669760
https://twitter.com/Mr603/status/1220031290449256452
https://twitter.com/Mr603/status/1220031830302363650

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


V nice

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Cool guy, would buy a pint

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I like that guy.


https://twitter.com/Mr_Meowwwgi/status/1220100754247163904?s=19

Cat gonna cat.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Top banter

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


The cat just wants to be included :3:

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/everydaylouie/status/1220160077383880704

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I genuinely hope Chilled Cow adds it to the mix

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1220124094718451712?s=21

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Also, dog gonna dog.


https://twitter.com/callmevlad/status/1214943288563683335?s=19

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
That's some grade-A dogging action right there.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/konecnies/status/1220076533865492486?s=21

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Paul ReiserFS posted:

Both parties have agreed that he will lie, and tell everyone she was a good wife

I hope you die

Actually now that I've actually read your post I think I've misheard that lyric since the first time I heard the song.

Inspector 34 has a new favorite as of 09:45 on Jan 23, 2020

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1220103080185753600?s=20

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