KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

Mindblast: Jun 28, 2006; Moving at the speed of death.

team overhead smash posted:

that 'whole power is nothing without discipline' thing really didn't work out for white chain

Seeing a bit of analogue between this and the scene Maya saw during her training where two powerful people fought until all their fancy kicks and shields and spells were gone and all that remained were two wounded bundles of emotions punching the poo poo out of eachother.

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Demiurge4: Aug 10, 2011

Oh man this preview.

Zaid is gonna wish he was back in his cell.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 10:13

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

I made a new KSBD/RoP themed song to go along with the new Moonshot page, but also because I'm apparently incapable of not writing goofy parody music about the things I enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orROrkwUBpw

quote:

LYRICS:
I was born from a blackened flame but was denied my ebon name
And the demiurges lorded strength all over us
And every single night when I was in the mood to fight
I'd gather up me comrades with this chorus:

Come out ye Seven Kings, come out and face me in the ring
Show yer pals how you betrayed everyone who knew ya
Tell them how Barb's grand army made ya soil yerself and flee
From the gods-forsaken streets of ol' Rayuba

Come tell us how you slew them poor devils two by two
Or them humans with their spears and bows and arrows
How you bravely faced them down with your key and atum crown
And ya frightened them perceivers to their marrow

Come out ye Seven Kings, come out and face me in the ring
Show yer pals how you betrayed everyone who knew ya
Tell them how Barb's grand army made ya soil yerself and flee
From the gods-forsaken streets of ol' Rayuba

Come tell us we deserved the Peach Garden Massacre
With yer subjects well and truly persecuted
Where are the sneers and jeers that ya loudly let us hear
When ya bravely had that whole world executed?

Come out ye Seven Kings, come out and face me in the ring
Show yer pals how you betrayed everyone who knew ya
Tell them how Barb's grand army made ya soil yerself and flee
From the gods-forsaken streets of ol' Rayuba

# ? Feb 7, 2020 10:38

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

3 posted:

I made a new KSBD/RoP themed song to go along with the new Moonshot page, but also because I'm apparently incapable of not writing goofy parody music about the things I enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orROrkwUBpw

Really not bad. That voice has a fun cadence.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 11:41

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

team overhead smash posted:

that 'whole power is nothing without discipline' thing really didn't work out for white chain

Unless White Chain dodges. Because doing an anime pose before your ultimate attack gives your opponent plenty of time to dodge. Then she'll be vindicated as hell.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 17:26

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

Allison already beaned White Chain with a spear earlier without her being able to dodge. I think the insinuation here is that White Chain is committed to this attack and is pretty much a sitting duck.

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M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Hard to dodge lightning directed by a furious god.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 18:30

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I'm going with "rainbow lightning seeks grounded discipline" for a billion, Alex

# ? Feb 7, 2020 18:41

Kei Technical: Sep 20, 2011

I could see 82WC dodging ten, maaaybe 12 cubits of spear. 30? Forget it.

Also it would make no narrative sense

# ? Feb 7, 2020 18:52

MadDogMike: Apr 9, 2008; Cute but fanged

This whole thing's been a "fight while arguing" thing, and since White Chain just lost the argument by screaming the equivalent of "SHUT UP!" I think they're screwed for the actual fight part too. Though it does call into question one principle of the comic; if a furious dumbass can beat anything, it's rather interesting the most furious of the three dumbasses here is the one losing at the moment. Maybe it takes more practice of the "furious" part?

# ? Feb 7, 2020 19:29

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

MadDogMike posted:

This whole thing's been a "fight while arguing" thing, and since White Chain just lost the argument by screaming the equivalent of "SHUT UP!" I think they're screwed for the actual fight part too. Though it does call into question one principle of the comic; if a furious dumbass can beat anything, it's rather interesting the most furious of the three dumbasses here is the one losing at the moment. Maybe it takes more practice of the "furious" part?

Allicio is channeling full rage floridaspawn so that helps a lot

# ? Feb 7, 2020 19:41

wiegieman: Apr 22, 2010; Royalty is a continuous cutting motion

If White Chain was a furious dumbass she'd be doing some Aesma poo poo like picking up the universe to hit her enemy with it, or wearing her lover's face-mask to turn into a superhero that can throw lightning bolts.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 19:42

MadDogMike: Apr 9, 2008; Cute but fanged

Ah, so it's just not being pissed ENOUGH that makes the difference. I can accept this theory in the face of the data shown.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 19:46

wiegieman: Apr 22, 2010; Royalty is a continuous cutting motion

MadDogMike posted:

Ah, so it's just not being pissed ENOUGH that makes the difference. I can accept this theory in the face of the data shown.

Exactly. You gotta hit some master of loving want levels if you wanna be somebody.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 20:10

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

It's because White Chain's anger is born from ego and uncertainty, which are the enemy of Royalty.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 20:11

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

White Chain isn't dumb enough to try and hit Alison with the arena, let alone the universe.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 20:15

Cowcaster: Aug 7, 2002

it's illegal to hit your opponent with the universe

# ? Feb 7, 2020 20:21

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Did Allison's calling out of SD remind anyone else of the Jadis prophesy?

# ? Feb 7, 2020 20:38

Tulip: Jun 3, 2008; yeah thats pretty good

Cowcaster posted:

it's illegal to hit your opponent with the universe

According to all known laws of Throne, there is no way a warrior should be able to smack somebody with the universe. Its body is too inside the universe to wield it. Pree Aesma, of course, smacks anyway

# ? Feb 7, 2020 20:46

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Cowcaster posted:

it's illegal to hit your opponent with the universe

You'll never win with that attitude

# ? Feb 7, 2020 20:52

Paramemetic: Sep 29, 2003; Area 51. You heard of it, right?; Fallen Rib

MadDogMike posted:

Ah, so it's just not being pissed ENOUGH that makes the difference. I can accept this theory in the face of the data shown.

White chain is a dumbass, but not the right kind of dumbass. White Chain is the law respecting kind of dumbass. The kind that says poo poo like "you have to respect the office even if you don't like the king" or like "I don't like the laws either but they're there for a reason."

A real furious dumbass, the royal kind, is the kind that doesn't know there are laws at all, and even if she did she'd ignore them because laws are all just made up bullshit anyhow, and why is something I make up less valid than something someone else makes up?? Getting in trouble is a fake idea.

So yeah it's not a lack of fury, it's the wrong kind of dumbass, imo.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 21:04

Dirt Road Junglist: Oct 8, 2010; We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Paramemetic posted:

Getting in trouble is a fake idea.

I keep forgetting to add this to my, "potential tattos" list.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 21:37

Cowcaster: Aug 7, 2002

PathAsc posted:

You'll never win with that attitude

no, white chain will never win with that attitude

# ? Feb 7, 2020 21:44

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

MadDogMike posted:

Though it does call into question one principle of the comic; if a furious dumbass can beat anything, it's rather interesting the most furious of the three dumbasses here is the one losing at the moment.

It's because deep down she's furious at herself and Alison is calling that out. Her furiousness will beat herself.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 22:25

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

I would have also accepted: Slay Qween for a caption

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1225985358216777728?s=20

# ? Feb 8, 2020 04:32

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

This is fine. Everything is fine.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 04:34

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

Goodbye.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 04:35

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

Oops.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 04:38

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

My favorite part so far is how the explosion of colors of the past few pages suddenly washes out to black (you really notice the transition if you reread the last 4 pages)

sublime color work

# ? Feb 8, 2020 04:39

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

"Ho there! Coming or going?"

# ? Feb 8, 2020 04:42

Happy Underpants: Jul 23, 2007

The real lesson was the friends we killed on the way.

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ThaumPenguin: Oct 9, 2013

Noticing there was no angel explosion here :ohdear:

Just, an empty shell...

# ? Feb 8, 2020 04:53

paragon1: Nov 22, 2010; FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Even Gog Agog was afraid!

# ? Feb 8, 2020 04:53

Tekne: Feb 15, 2012; It's-a me, motherfucker

My gut tells me White Chain is dead, but no explosion makes me wonder if she is the first angel to maintain cohesion without a shell via self acceptance. Though it wouldn't surprise me if thirty cubit spear just blasted her and the boom right outta the arena.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 04:54