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poisonpill posted:Are you the fat shirtless guy that cried when Luke crushed it? Wow, savage. Anyways I had to make my daughter break up with her boyfriend, he has a decent job and he's nice enough but he's from Akiva and I said there's no way in hell I'm walking my daughter down the aisle to some Outer Rim bumpkin, his family has CIS seperatist flags all over the house and pictures of Count Dooko everywhere and yet still bootlicks Palpatine
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Cage Kicker posted:Wow, savage. Those types always say it was about planetary rights, but they never say the right to what
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OMGVBFLOL posted:did you hear about that battle a while ago where a freighter killed a star destroyer by making a manual jump to light speed directly at it? just split the ship in two and scattered relativistic debris on a bunch of other ships. one measley freighter took out a half-dozen warships! i dont know why nobody thought of this before! this changes everything! It's a war crime. Sending lightspeed debris is going to cause an ecological disaster when they hit something. Each one a tiny war crime just waiting to happen.
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HootTheOwl posted:It's a war crime. Sending lightspeed debris is going to cause an ecological disaster when they hit something. Each one a tiny war crime just waiting to happen. Wow, you really hate our brave troopers. Sickening
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Feb 12, 2020 02:41
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Uh can someone explain why Admiral akbar appeared in Jabbas barge logs
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TheLoquid posted:Uh can someone explain why Admiral akbar appeared in Jabbas barge logs Jabba didn't kill himself
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Feb 12, 2020 04:30
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Bail Organa took out two insurance policies on Alderaan a month before the Death Star attack
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Feb 12, 2020 14:52
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My grandfather served on the Death Star and I'm proud. Heritage not hate.
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Feb 12, 2020 17:20
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I hate it when Jedi sit in my section. They think one cup of caf lets entitles them to take a table for an hour and they're lousy tippers.
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Feb 12, 2020 17:24
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The Rebellion against the Empire was about planet’s rights. The Spice Mines of Kessel were actually very nice places to work, and the droids there were treated well. Darth Vader was so good that both the Empire AND the Rebellion tried to recruit him. At the end of his life, he did everything he could to ensure peaceful integration of the New Order into the Republic. I don’t know why they keep trying to take the Vader statues down.
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Feb 13, 2020 20:44
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Good, good. Let the heritage flow through you.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:09
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Them Mon Cal-ee-Mari engines just don’t have the displacement to get up to eleven parsecs! When you want pure muscle, you buy Corellian!
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When you were watching the Boonta Eve Podrace, I studied the lightsaber. When you were having sex with a twi'lek dancer, I mastered the holonet. While you wasted your days with the fitness droid in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated Jedi strength. And now that the world is on fire and the Yuuzhan Vong are in orbit you have the audacity to come to me for help?
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Feb 14, 2020 06:26
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I inherited my uncle's old lightsaber but I just use it to grill.
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That Old Tree posted:When you were watching the Boonta Eve Podrace, I studied the lightsaber. When you were having sex with a twi'lek dancer, I mastered the holonet. While you wasted your days with the fitness droid in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated Jedi strength. And now that the world is on fire and the Yuuzhan Vong are in orbit you have the audacity to come to me for help? I don’t think Jacen Solo is a regular person
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Feb 14, 2020 15:58
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<only shows up to vote because there is a referendum question on legalizing spice>
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Sir DonkeyPunch posted:I don’t think Jacen Solo is a regular person
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Feb 14, 2020 16:30
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been solo
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Feb 14, 2020 16:41
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:My grandfather served on the Death Star and I'm proud. Heritage not hate. The whole Death Star situation was sketchy as hell. Proton torpedoes can't melt Quadanium Beams, they don't get hot enough.
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Feb 14, 2020 16:43
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Oh, so everyone you disagree with is an "Imperial"? Just because I think Alderaan deserved it and Wookiees should be slaves and Palpatine did nothing wrong? So much for the tolerant Rebellion.
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Feb 14, 2020 16:47
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Look, I'm not saying the empire was good and all, but maybe they had some right ideas.
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Vernii posted:Look, I'm not saying the empire was good and all, but maybe they had some right ideas. At least the planet destroying superweapons ran on time.
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Vernii posted:Look, I'm not saying the empire was good and all, but maybe they had some right ideas. It's an objective fact that there were a lot less warlords taking over random sectors and planets blowing up. Ever since the New Republic took over I swear it's been a crisis a week and I heard one of those jedi even blew up a sun and then they just let the guy go.
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Complications posted:It's an objective fact that there were a lot less warlords taking over random sectors and planets blowing up. Ever since the New Republic took over I swear it's been a crisis a week and I heard one of those jedi even blew up a sun and then they just let the guy go. I have information that will lead to Kyp Durron’s arrest. USER LIGHTSABERED HIMSELF FOR THIS POST
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Feb 14, 2020 19:11
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Say what you will about the tenets of Galactic Palpatism, at least it's an ethos.
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man, i could really use a death stick. what happened to that sleazebaganno dude anyhow? he used to hook me up
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at least if i want a laugh, i can always corner some resistance or fo smuck and ask what they're even fighting over. they get the weirdest look on their faces
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Hodgepodge posted:man, i could really use a death stick. what happened to that sleazebaganno dude anyhow? he used to hook me up didn't you hear? He was hanging out here one night - Talked to some dude, got up and left, went home and loving killed himself. Tied one end of a rope around his neck and the other around his balcony railing. Jumped from Level 1345 and stopped somewhere around 1343.
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Tulip posted:I inherited my uncle's old lightsaber but I just use it to grill. Man you ought to try making raclette with that thing. There's this old dude down at the farmers market that makes the most bomb-rear end raclette on fresh baked bread with his lightsaber. I swear he used to be a Jedi or something.
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JethroMcB posted:didn't you hear? He was hanging out here one night - Talked to some dude, got up and left, went home and loving killed himself. Tied one end of a rope around his neck and the other around his balcony railing. Jumped from Level 1345 and stopped somewhere around 1343. I hear the seps were involved.
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JethroMcB posted:didn't you hear? He was hanging out here one night - Talked to some dude, got up and left, went home and loving killed himself. Tied one end of a rope around his neck and the other around his balcony railing. Jumped from Level 1345 and stopped somewhere around 1343. drat. He was a good guy, too. I mean, sure, he was a drug dealer and all, but what can you do when you grow up in the slums and have a sick sister?
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JethroMcB posted:didn't you hear? He was hanging out here one night - Talked to some dude, got up and left, went home and loving killed himself. Tied one end of a rope around his neck and the other around his balcony railing. Jumped from Level 1345 and stopped somewhere around 1343.
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Finger Prince posted:Man you ought to try making raclette with that thing. There's this old dude down at the farmers market that makes the most bomb-rear end raclette on fresh baked bread with his lightsaber. I swear he used to be a Jedi or something. Uh, excuse me, I need to make a call. "Thank you for calling the Imperial Security Bureau. This call will be monitored. Obviously. To report subversive activity, press '1.' To denounce a friend or coworker as insufficiently loyal to the Emperor, press '2.' If you believe you have located a Jedi, please hang up and contact the Office of the Grand Inquisitor."
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At least we don't have to press 1 for basic, 2 for twi'lek since our boy came to power.
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I press 2 for twilek if you know what I mean
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Barudak posted:I press 2 for twilek if you know what I mean i do not know what you mean
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Look, we've all jacked it to a wavery blue hologram of a Twi'lek dancer.
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Moon Slayer posted:Look, we've all jacked it to a wavery blue hologram of a Twi'lek dancer. 
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Moon Slayer posted:Look, we've all jacked it to a wavery blue hologram of a Twi'lek dancer. Your parents didnt pay for all the holonet channels either?
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Don't blame me, I voted for Chancellor Valorum.
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