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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
aw man i thought it was 5-7-25 all this time :(

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

a few months ago i was on a bus
and it had a poster for local artists
and it was supposed to be a poem
but it was just a weird paragraph
and i was mad

literal canadian poetry

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

...! posted:

literal canadian poetry

stop poetrying at me you weirdo

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
there once was a man from regina

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i went to regina a lot when i was little

i remember nothing about it, i think there was a toysrus

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Weatherman posted:

there once was a man from regina

who ordered a new bitcoin miner
but then came the bill
he fled to brasil
why my towel smell like semen?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
That's... An interesting way to pronounce Regina.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I just remembered a super lovely poem from school the class had to dissect and explain about a jar full of rocks, pebbles and sand where the rocks were supposed to represent work and sand was leisure time and I don't remember what the pebbles were and we were to figure out the ideal ratios of rocks, pebbles and sand in our metaphorical jars

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Bitcoin, bitcoin, coins from a butt
Currency of the future? What what?
Blockchain, blockchain, a public ledger
More like between your legs, a mechanical hedger
Invest bitcoin with the world's best trading platform
And watch your real money transform
The doubler, the HYIP and the honest ponzi too
All making money - just not you

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
buttcoin buttcoin butt
buttcoin buttcoin buttcoin butt
butt buttcoin buttcoin

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

stop poetrying at me you weirdo

nah

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
so much depends
upon

the bitcoin mining
asic

glazed with cheeto
dust

inside the moms
basement

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

I have stolen
the crypto
that were in
the hot wallet

and which
you were probably
saving
to buy drugs

Forgive me
they were worthless
so 1337
and e-gold

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Azathoth posted:

I have stolen
the crypto
that were in
the hot wallet

and which
you were probably
saving
to buy drugs

Forgive me
they were worthless
so 1337
and e-gold

:wrong:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Azathoth posted:

I have stolen
the crypto
that were in
the hot wallet

and which
you were probably
saving
to buy drugs

Forgive me
they were worthless
so 1337
and e-gold
this poo poo gets funnier and funnier every time, and funnier,

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Sham bam bamina! posted:

this poo poo gets funnier and funnier every time, and funnier,

nice poem

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Boxturret posted:

a few months ago i was on a bus
and it had a poster for local artists
and it was supposed to be a poem
but it was just a weird paragraph
and i was mad

would work as another verse in 'Institutionalised'

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
wtf is this

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i want 100% rebate on spotify and netflix. how is this a scam

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

echinopsis posted:

i want 100% rebate on spotify and netflix. how is this a scam

You pay them money, and they don't give you anything in return, and also steal your identity. Not the most intuitive scam.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Secure currency of the future

https://twitter.com/bneiluj/status/1228757175595438080

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Paladinus posted:

You pay them money, and they don't give you anything in return, and also steal your identity. Not the most intuitive scam.

how is it just on the app store?

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

i saw this but have no idea how it works. “flash loans” apparently have to be literally zero-risk: the loan has to be returned in the same transaction. the shallow-market scam where you sell and hope to trigger a run so that your short pays off requires at least some reaction from other participants. so i assume this is much stupider than that

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

rjmccall posted:

“flash loans” apparently have to be literally zero-risk: the loan has to be returned in the same transaction.

explain to me as if I were a dullard what purpose this could possibly serve

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

KnifeWrench posted:

explain to me as if I were a dullard what purpose this could possibly serve

money laundering?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

echinopsis posted:

wtf is this



it's cryptocom

welcome, to cryptocom

you can do anything* at cryptocom

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Boxturret posted:

money laundering?
for once, no, because money laundering by definition has money coming in

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

rjmccall posted:

i saw this but have no idea how it works. “flash loans” apparently have to be literally zero-risk: the loan has to be returned in the same transaction. the shallow-market scam where you sell and hope to trigger a run so that your short pays off requires at least some reaction from other participants. so i assume this is much stupider than that

It's like in Mario when you quickly press jump close to a wall corner or whatever, you can glitch your way to the next level.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Gazpacho posted:

for once, no, because money laundering by definition has money coming in

digital cryptocoin laundering?

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

KnifeWrench posted:

explain to me as if I were a dullard what purpose this could possibly serve

oy you loving lummox it’s for when something’s cheaper over here than it is over there. so what you do, you miserable git, is you borrow it, and you sell it over there for a lot of money, and you buy the same thing here for less money, and then you give back what you bought, so you’re all square. and even a mug like you can do all that real easy-like because the thing’s not real, and at the end of the day you’ve got some extra change you can put in your pocket, or you could if anything could get through your soft skull you absolute tosser

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
alright so someone has said buttcoin already, but... has anyone said

la pièce de monnaie du cul ? :france:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Paladinus posted:

It's like in Mario when you quickly press jump close to a wall corner or whatever, you can glitch your way to the next level.

this is not and has never been a thing :colbert:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
AND you know it's not. you just want to list cool mario tricks while maintaining plausible deniability of being enough of a nerd to know their specifics

i'm onto you, nerd

you know all about mario

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

the clouds and the bushes are the same but different colors

mario is full of lies

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

...! posted:

this is not and has never been a thing :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8GOytc32RE&t=67s

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
there once was a man named enis...!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Trap loving sprung, noobs!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Sham bam bamina! posted:

buttcoin buttcoin butt
buttcoin buttcoin buttcoin butt
butt buttcoin buttcoin

Buttalo buttalo Buttalo buttalo buttalo buttalol Buttalo

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

thats not the next level, that's warping outside the actual level data

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

ymgve posted:

thats not the next level, that's warping outside the actual level data
:goonsay:

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