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D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006


Somebody gonna die

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lmao

entire family: dissapeared

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008
man do I hope that's real and not photoshopped

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Blow posted:

Pangolin meat is dark, with a sticky, stringy texture. We ate it with rice. The scales were just barely edible, with a crunch like a human fingernail. My friend asked if we mind if he took the head.

given that i've eaten dog, whale, horse, and reindeer, im willing to bet that, collectively, goons have eaten an appreciable percentage of the world's charismatic megafauna.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

LimburgLimbo posted:

man do I hope that's real and not photoshopped

https://www.facebook.com/235679595900/posts/10157673443700901/?vh=e&d=n

d0s
Jun 28, 2004


can you explain what's going on there, someone just posted the image in an irc channel with no context

e: nm it links to a news article that explains it when ran through translate

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

given that i've eaten dog, whale, horse, and reindeer, im willing to bet that, collectively, goons have eaten an appreciable percentage of the world's charismatic megafauna.

The most american thing I've ever done was eat the meat of an animal that is extinct in the wild at a bbq on the fourth of July.

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

Blistex posted:

Took the quick way down some stairs this morning and broke my left Scapula. My mother in law was shocked that the following didn't happen. (her first time seeing a western hospital's ER process)

Sucks man, take care :/

When I broke my foot in Korea after an awesome kick I had pretty good care and was in and out. They only gave me ibuprofen, even though it was bad enough that I needed surgery. But it cost me like nothing and there was nothing sketchy about it.

But if that happened here, gently caress that I'm not getting surgery in China, I'd be out of here even if it cost me thousands.

CIGNX
May 7, 2006

You can trust me
This loving thread

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

LimburgLimbo posted:

man do I hope that's real and not photoshopped

The other main guy in the photo is Ko Wen-Je, the mayor of Taipei. He's a former (or current, I dunno) doctor. Kind of a glib dude but I don't generally like him, but I don't live in Taipei. He started his own political party last year and there is always rumors of him running for president.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiwan_People%27s_Party

It's Taiwanese news. This was deliberate, or a very good fake.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
Ko Wen-Je facts:
1. his nickname is Ko-P, which can be done in an interlingual pun w/ korean because ko-pi means "nosebleed". Round out the triple language pun by saying, "What does a vampire have for breakfast?" "Ko-P"

the observant reader will note that the english-taiwanese leg will work, the english-korean leg will also work separately. but you gotta have the english leg, kinda

2. He's a specialist in ECMO lol

bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Feb 16, 2020

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

D-Pad posted:

The most american thing I've ever done was eat the meat of an animal that is extinct in the wild at a bbq on the fourth of July.

Beef?

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

given that i've eaten dog, whale, horse, and reindeer, im willing to bet that, collectively, goons have eaten an appreciable percentage of the world's charismatic megafauna.

I haven't really eaten Pangolin.

Kangaroo and Crocodile is probably my most out there.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
I’ve eaten human.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Blistex posted:

Took the quick way down some stairs this morning and broke my left Scapula. My mother in law was shocked that the following didn't happen. (her first time seeing a western hospital's ER process)

-I didn't call an ambulance (took a cab)
-They didn't collect ID, just my health card
-I had a series of X-rays within 30 minutes
-I was not on some manner of IV drip
-They didn't directly sell me a trail mix bag of random pills
-I was out within 3 hours (didn't stay overnight or up to three days)
-I am able to walk
-I'm planning on being back at school next-next Monday (after the break)

She expected at least 2 days in the hospital and 30 days from work and something more than Tylenol 3s and some anti-inflammatories. She was asking my wife if I was being denied care in some way.

Hope you had some hot water

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

D-Pad posted:

The most american thing I've ever done was eat the meat of an animal that is extinct in the wild at a bbq on the fourth of July.

i gotta know what it was

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i gotta know what it was

Bos taurus.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i gotta know what it was

The reanimated Kabuto from Cinnabar Island

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Was that snoring, or did they finally find a place to put the wet market walrus stock?

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i gotta know what it was

Scimitar Horned Oryx. Extinct in the wild but at the time could be found on Texas high fenced hunting ranches. Then the law got changed and it wasn't legal to hunt them anymore because of their status so most places got rid of them and they just became extinct.

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Shaocaholica posted:

I’ve eaten human.

boogers dont count

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Shaocaholica posted:

I’ve eaten human.

I too, am gay

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

D-Pad posted:

Scimitar Horned Oryx. Extinct in the wild but at the time could be found on Texas high fenced hunting ranches. Then the law got changed and it wasn't legal to hunt them anymore because of their status so most places got rid of them and they just became extinct.

That is such an amazing example of the government meaning we'll but somehow loving everything up.

uguu
Mar 9, 2014

D-Pad posted:

Scimitar Horned Oryx. Extinct in the wild but at the time could be found on Texas high fenced hunting ranches. Then the law got changed and it wasn't legal to hunt them anymore because of their status so most places got rid of them and they just became extinct.

They're not extinct though.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


BrainDance posted:

They only gave me ibuprofen, even though it was bad enough that I needed surgery. But it cost me like nothing and there was nothing sketchy about it.

The American opioid epidemic is super scary poo poo and everyone outside the USA with a functioning health care system wants to keep anything similar from happening at any cost. Most European doctors will now only prescribe ibuprofen or something similar even after small to medium surgery, just what is needed to keep the wound pain and inflammation down. I had a pretty big hernia surgery done a few years back and only got a couple of strong ibuprofens with me when I was sent home. Opioids are now reserved for major poo poo and you will have a hard time getting a prescription for home use. Thanks, Big Pharma!

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

The one and only time I got an opioid was when I had such a bad cough that I felt like I ruptured my lung. I got a small amount of codein in a low dosage and was advice to only take them as long as I absolutely need them.

The Clitoris
Jan 29, 2020

Finding it makes all of your dreams come true
I had my wisdom teeth out and they gave me 30 Percocet with 3 refills

America!

I took 3 and never used the refills

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

The Clitoris posted:

I had my wisdom teeth out and they gave me 30 Percocet with 3 refills

America!

I took 3 and never used the refills

Nice vagina dentata username/post combo

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Here i go thinking the winnie shadower would get "tank guy'd" and then you tell me its Tiawanese media.

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

So epidemiologists are basically of the opinion that covid-19 is not contained in china and will eventually go global. China's economic output is at a standstill, which is going to have ripple effects on the global economy. Steel demand being paused in China is pretty compelling. China's actually restricted free movement of physical cash to prevent spread of the virus. If having a credit crunch impacted the global economy in 2008, I can only imagine what restricting the movement of actual cash will do.

Is there any timeline on when travel will resume to/from China?

At this point in the SARS epidemic, number of new cases had peaked and/or leveled off. Current number of Chinese infections continues to grow at a mostly linear rate.

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

Hadlock posted:

So epidemiologists are basically of the opinion that covid-19 is not contained in china and will eventually go global.

Ooh, that’s no good. When will that happen? So far, other countries haven’t had any cases.

Hadlock posted:

Is there any timeline on when travel will resume to/from China?

Next week.

CIGNX
May 7, 2006

You can trust me

Hadlock posted:

If having a credit crunch impacted the global economy in 2008, I can only imagine what restricting the movement of actual cash will do.

Probably not that much? China's financial system is still relatively closed off to the outside world and it has pretty strict capital controls for the movement of cash both in and out of China. I'd guess it would be a problem for loans to overseas infrastructure projects or for countries that depended on Chinese lending to make up current account deficits. But for the rest of the world, the main issue will be supply chain problems and not to their financial systems.

The credit crunch was much more of an issue back in 2008 because it hit precisely the markets that the vast majority of businesses rely on for overnight lending. China's financial system does not play an equivalent role in the global markets at this moment.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/hs2-china-build-railway-latest-boris-johnson-a9337061.html

quote:

However, British officials are said to be sceptical that it could operate in the same way in a democracy with property rights, protected landscapes and powerful lobbying groups.

quote:

“You will find that the Chinese way is to seek solutions, not linger on obstacles and difficulties.”

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Hadlock posted:

If having a credit crunch impacted the global economy in 2008, I can only imagine what restricting the movement of actual cash will do.
It's been mentioned a few times in this thread, but cash in China is basically dead now that everyone uses AliPay / WePay.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Shumagorath posted:

It's been mentioned a few times in this thread, but cash in China is basically dead now that everyone uses AliPay / WePay.

I'm sure the most vulnerable parts of the population, i.e. the old and poor still use it in enough numbers to make it dangerous.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

uguu posted:

They're not extinct though.

Ah cool it looks like they released a few back into the wild a couple of years ago. Back when this happened and the law changed though there were around 10k on Texas hunting ranches and almost all of those were culled drastically reducing the population. Glad they've got them reintroduced to the wild.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nice user name combo.

This is very late in the game. It's like someone at CRCC stumbled upon it scrambled to shove out a fishing letter. :tinfoil: They were waiting for Briexit

CIGNX posted:

From the CSPAM Wuhan virus thread

I said you can't build a hospital in 10 days. I can't believe they aren't going to last 10 months.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Hadlock posted:

So epidemiologists are basically of the opinion that covid-19 is not contained in china and will eventually go global. China's economic output is at a standstill, which is going to have ripple effects on the global economy. Steel demand being paused in China is pretty compelling. China's actually restricted free movement of physical cash to prevent spread of the virus. If having a credit crunch impacted the global economy in 2008, I can only imagine what restricting the movement of actual cash will do.

Is there any timeline on when travel will resume to/from China?

At this point in the SARS epidemic, number of new cases had peaked and/or leveled off. Current number of Chinese infections continues to grow at a mostly linear rate.
Where the hell are you getting that they've restricted the free movement of physical cash

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Shumagorath posted:

It's been mentioned a few times in this thread, but cash in China is basically dead now that everyone uses AliPay / WePay.

This is again one of those things that looks true when you visit Shanghai and write a news article, but is by no means true in general. Only around 55% of the population even have a smartphone.

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Hadlock posted:

So epidemiologists are basically of the opinion that covid-19 is not contained in china and will eventually go global.
I was listening to a public health specialist on the BBC World Service on Friday. His comments about the quarantines in China were very carefully considered, but could be summarized as "Nobody has successfully managed this sort of large-scale quarantine in history, we'll certainly be watching the results closely." A.k.a. "Won't work, can't work."

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