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Miss posted:Still thinking about the catmurdering husband who tried to cover up with a new car... wtf Lexus December to Remember 2020 brainstorming session looking dark
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My bad. I was confused because cats and cars both have four wheels
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Feb 21, 2020 03:32
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Cars go mrow just like a cat too
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Feb 21, 2020 03:42
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Miss posted:My bad. I was confused because cats and cars both have four wheels Cars can be cats  I would proudly drive this without a hint of irony in my heart.
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Feb 21, 2020 03:54
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Feb 21, 2020 03:54
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how is he accelerating
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Feb 21, 2020 03:58
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HardDiskD posted:how is he accelerating I’ve seen cats accelerate without having their feet on the ground many times, probably the same principle
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Feb 21, 2020 04:21
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MarcusSA posted:Yeah I agree with you but at a certain point you have to protect the other employees too. Like this dude seems like he would absolutely make their lives hell too. When someone won't take the step to remove a toxic influence in their life it reaches a point where you have to cut them out of your life for your own well being. People agonize over it because "I don't want to isolate them" but the alternative is setting yourself on fire trying to keep them warm.
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Feb 21, 2020 04:24
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Comment from the original relationships thread. Screenshotted because I’m phoneposting and the app doesn’t let you copy/paste: https://twitter.com/ImStillJeremy/status/1230517514972561408 Text quote:L you linked me to this post so I could understand you better and now I do. I love my girlfriend more than life in itself. I've been with her for five years for a reason. Not because of what she can offer me financially but because of who she is as a person. That's what matters to me. For example, she once spent 2 hours travelling in the rain to bring my sick Mom some homemade soup. Money doesn't buy that kind of heart. I never told you that story because you would get emotional and angry with me for even bringing up my girlfriend.
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Feb 21, 2020 05:07
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Miss posted:Still thinking about the catmurdering husband who tried to cover up with a new car... wtf God that story is so sad. Somebody also mentioned it, but it reminds me of that redditer who "accidentally" killed his girlfriends parrot the same way and was trying to cover it up. Link to the cat story here for anyone who missed it.
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Feb 21, 2020 07:32
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ad090 posted:Husband (29M) was “sexting” a girl behind my back. She sent me the texts. Cue the “I can explain, I swear” line. Apparently, he was egging her on to blackmail her because she has been stalking him. quote:After she contacted me, he finally went to the police. He couldn’t get a restraining order bc he would lose his guns. This sounds... I dunno. Like actual sensible gun control legislation so there's no way it's real? And also that if there's someone you need legally kept away from you, you're not allowed your ostensibly self-defence tools?
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Feb 21, 2020 07:36
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[26M]y younger [22m]cousin is driving me CRAZY. I need a nice way to get him out of my life. (Long Story)quote:Okay, relationships:
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Feb 21, 2020 07:44
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Elfface posted:This sounds... I dunno. Like actual sensible gun control legislation so there's no way it's real? And also that if there's someone you need legally kept away from you, you're not allowed your ostensibly self-defence tools? That’s 100% not how that works lol. He’s beyond full of poo poo
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Feb 21, 2020 07:46
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The only way that guy could lose his guns is if she presses charges over false accusations since she probably has pages of his thirst on her phone
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Feb 21, 2020 07:48
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MarcusSA posted:That’s 100% not how that works lol. "No babe I only let her give me a hj so I could prove she's obsessed with me I didn't even enjoy it"
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Feb 21, 2020 08:16
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MarcusSA posted:That’s 100% not how that works lol. Barudak posted:The only way that guy could lose his guns is if she presses charges over false accusations since she probably has pages of his thirst on her phone gun people who aren't super smart/legally knowledgeable tend to be kind of paranoid about anything remotely involving cops or the law. he's wrong but there's pretty solid odds he's not faking the fear.
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Feb 21, 2020 08:40
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groceries couple update:quote:Update 2
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Feb 21, 2020 08:46
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professor metis posted:groceries couple update: Well no poo poo its only $128 he did the shopping. Lets see a receipt when she goes GDI. This is bullshit!
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Feb 21, 2020 08:48
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professor metis posted:groceries couple update: ??? ?? ?? ?????
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Feb 21, 2020 08:49
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professor metis posted:groceries couple update: That's for the next item down, which was $10. He can't read a receipt.
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Feb 21, 2020 09:07
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:gun people who aren't super smart/legally knowledgeable tend to be kind of paranoid about anything remotely involving cops or the law. he's wrong but there's pretty solid odds he's not faking the fear. It’s good and correct to be paranoid about anything involving cops and the law though
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Feb 21, 2020 09:13
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That's for the next item down, which was $10. He can't read a receipt. [/quote] Turns out she spends $11.10 a month on groceries and he just needs glasses
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Feb 21, 2020 09:26
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AITA for making my stepson sleep in the basement and stay away from the family? Throwaway because I don't want family to see. My wife and I have been together for almost 10 years and have 2 young girls. She already had a child (we'll call him Sam) from a previous relationship. Sam and I got along well in his early years, but now things have gotten terrible. My wife's ex boyfriend has 50/50 custody of Sam. As far as I can tell, he pretty much let's him get away with anything. Sam is now 16. He has completely stopped trying in life. He goes to online school, so he sees that as an excuse to do whatever he wants all day. He spends most of his time playing video games, and never, ever showers. I mean never. The last time he showered was in a sink because he had a doctors appointment. That was 3 weeks ago. My wife won't take away his game console because he technically bought it (with birthday money from his grandma.) I've turned off the internet during the nights and school days just to keep him off of it. He just plays offline games. There was one time where we actually did take the console. Not only did it cause a huge meltdown, but it didn't solve anything. Sam still refused to shower. Instead, he started saving bottles of his bodily fluids, and then dumping them in the shower. He smells so awful that we made him move his stuff to the basement. That became his new room. There's a shower down there too, where he can hopefully use it. I've refused to allow him to eat with us also. Eating next to him makes our daughters nauseous and uncomfortable, and frankly makes me feel sick too. Sam now just spends all his time in the basement and never spends time with the family, because he refuses to shower. His dad has confronted me on this, saying I'm alienating him and making him feel like he's unwanted. But I keep saying the same thing. I love Sam. I worry about him. If he would just shower, I'd let him join the family again. AITA? EDIT: I should've mentioned this earlier. Yes, he's currently in therapy, but barely puts any effort into the homework his therapist gives him. I know he has mental problems, there's no doubt. I just hope he grows out of them. Teenage years have been rough to him. But the room he'd been staying in, before I moved him to the basement, was nearby the girls' room. He would pile trash, pee in the closet, and constantly yell at the people he played games with, punch holes in the dry wall and door, to where my daughters couldn't live next to him. They were smelling his room from theirs. And his erratic behavior was scaring them.
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Feb 21, 2020 09:33
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gvibes posted:Have five kids. I got two kids, currently around 450-550 a month here. If we incorrectly assume everyone costs the same in food that's ~140 bucks per person, going from the higher estimate. 980 € per month. That's pretty close yeah. Of course my kids are 6 now, when they are teenagers it's gonna be bad enough with just two.
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Feb 21, 2020 09:52
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Barudak posted:Lexus December to Remember 2020 brainstorming session looking dark
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Feb 21, 2020 09:54
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Strudel Man posted:Might be doable if you lived exclusively off of the most expensive prepackaged meals. big dyke energy posted:idiot grocery couple is either: Buying a lot of premium stuff (organic, etc) and letting them go bad, OR its what the other posters said and she's getting cash back for mysterious purposes. I used to work with a manager who had never actually cooked in her life - the closest she got was putting a prepackaged meal in the oven. Weird but not actually a capital crime until she mentioned she binned every item left in her fridge on a Friday, regardless of how long was left on the date, so she could 'clear up space' for the next shop. She didn't use the freezer either. That mounts up your weekly shop pretty quickly!
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Feb 21, 2020 09:56
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AITA for telling my wife that she should find a more productive and less wasteful hobby? My wife's only "hobby" is makeup. She sits in front of her mirror for at least an hour a day putting makeup on, then washing it off, then putting other makeup on. I've always felt a little weird about this considering she only really does it at night when no one will see it and she doesn't even wear makeup to work because she doesn't want to get up earlier. I also don't love that her only hobby is pretty self centered and not productive or social at all. She also goes through makeup pretty fast and spends almost her entire "fun budget" on it. This creates a lot of clutter and a lot of waste in my opinion and she's not even getting anything out of it. It bothers me because I could, for example, play a video game forever without having to pay more, but she has to buy more and more eyeshadow or whatever. My hobbies are much more social or productive, even if I'm just playing video games with friends. I suggested recently that she expand to something that other people can appreciate more, like art, or something that will at least create less waste or be more social. She got really upset with me and told me that I just don't understand makeup and I have no right to judge how she spends her money. I pointed out that part of a relationship is trying to help each other grow and she called me judgmental and told me to keep my opinions to myself. So basically she just wants me to shove it. Who is right here?
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Feb 21, 2020 10:01
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for making my stepson sleep in the basement and stay away from the family? This little bit stood out for me. Maybe make him go to an actual public school, where he doesn't get to do what he wants all day? i can't see how letting him stay home all day, dick around online, and not socialize is helping with his not becoming a literal basement-dweller who doesn't see the need to bathe.
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Feb 21, 2020 10:16
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my wife that she should find a more productive and less wasteful hobby? Decapitate this man. Makeup is my main hobby and lol, it is art you dumbfuck. It is farrrrr more difficult than one thinks and god sorry I get this crap a lot and it hit lizard brain rage real quick
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Feb 21, 2020 10:21
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teen witch posted:Decapitate this man. Makeup is my main hobby and lol, it is art you dumbfuck. It is farrrrr more difficult than one thinks and god sorry I get this crap a lot and it hit lizard brain rage real quick Gee can't you be more productive and play video games like that noble renaissance man?
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Feb 21, 2020 11:27
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teen witch posted:Decapitate this man. Makeup is my main hobby and lol, it is art you dumbfuck. It is farrrrr more difficult than one thinks and god sorry I get this crap a lot and it hit lizard brain rage real quick Do you also only put it on at night, over and over? That's the part I really don't get.
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Feb 21, 2020 11:35
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Beachcomber posted:Do you also only put it on at night, over and over? That's the part I really don't get. I assume it's more trying out different styles, layers and look to compare and contrast. Basically using yourself as a dress-up doll. And a therapist that gives a teenager homework sounds completely garbage.
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Feb 21, 2020 11:40
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JacquelineDempsey posted:This little bit stood out for me. Maybe make him go to an actual public school, where he doesn't get to do what he wants all day? i can't see how letting him stay home all day, dick around online, and not socialize is helping with his not becoming a literal basement-dweller who doesn't see the need to bathe. I'm guessing it's because the kid lives 50/50 with the other parent and there weren't any schools within daily traveling distance of both houses? Sounds like the kid mostly fell through the cracks after the divorce and no one put any effort into raising him, so now their solution is to isolate him even further and just hope for the best. It's extremely hosed. Ghost Leviathan posted:And a therapist that gives a teenager homework sounds completely garbage. Especially since the parents seem to have zero investment in following up on it as well
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Feb 21, 2020 11:42
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I assume it's more trying out different styles, layers and look to compare and contrast. Basically using yourself as a dress-up doll. Yeah I assumed that too, but then I would guess that doing that is bad for your skin? Depends what she's doing I guess. I mean I think it's fair to suggest to your loved one that maybe they need to have more hobbies or be more social if they only ever do one thing and never go out, but there's a sensible way to do this (i.e. Not disparaging the hobby they do have, just suggesting it would be good to have additional hobbies) and an arsehole way to do it (i.e. suggest her hobby isn't a "real" hobby like his video games lol) its pretty clear he went in with the latter attitude. As for the therapist thing it's pretty common to give people activities to do on their own time, but also if they aren't being done the solution isn't "keep giving them to him". Honestly sounds like he needs a new therapist.
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Feb 21, 2020 11:51
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Also, going back to the condom board for a moment. I wonder what the guys reaction would be if you put on some rubber gloves, and then stuck up a bunch of non-used condoms there and moved his washed condoms around. If he was like "I don't care which were really mine it's just a way of keeping track" tell him to use fridge magnets or you will choke him to death on empty condoms in his sleep. I would prefer to imagine though he breaks down as he realises he can't throw any of them out without throwing out "his" and gets really upset and angry.
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Ok, disregard most of this story, but there's a nice comment down there Think SO might be cheating - dog acting way to familiar around new friend from work Ok - I know this is going to sound strange. Long story short - me (24F) and my boyfriend (25M) have been together for four years, living together for one. He is extremely extroverted and generally a flirtatious person. I'm not really the jealous type and have a lot of male friends myself, so it never really bothered me. He has a new coworker (let's call her Jen) that I am only aware of because I've seen her name pop up on his phone at times. I noticed it for about a month and asked him about her last week, because she's not in our usual friend group. He said she was just a coworker and that she started recently so she texts him for advice here and there. OK. Cool. But since then I've seen her popping up on his phone on the reg, and when I pushed him on it he started to get weird about his phone (keeping notifications off, keeping it with him at all times, etc.). To me, this behavior was weird but I thought he was probably just annoyed at me for clearly eyeing his device whenever it lit up. None of this SCREAMED suspicious to me, and he had assured me that she's just someone from who looks up to him for advice. Fast forward, we're having some people over for dinner, and I suggested he invites his work bff Jen. He didn't really like the idea and said it would be weird to invite a coworker into his home. I pushed and told him it would mean so much to me to meet someone he is so close to from work. He eventually gave in but was clearly reluctant. Well, that night she showed up to the dinner party. I have a dog who is extremely people shy and we keep her behind a little baby doggy gate when people come over because it can scare her to be around new faces. When Jen walked in, my dog LEPT OVER THE GATE AND RAN UP TO HER, GIVING HER KISSES AND JUMPING ALL OVER HER. This is how she greets friends and family. Here's the thing. I travel for work very often. It's usually one week on, one week off. I am afraid that my bf has been seeing Jen and having her in our home when I'm out of town, and that's why our dog is so accustomed to her. I feel like a crazy woman. Thoughts? quote:Worked at a vet clinic. Did an intestine surgery on a dog. Saved the objects found in the dogs intestines. No lie there were pantyhose and underwear. Showed them to the couple that owned the dog. IN FRONT OF THE DOCTOR she says "that's weird, those aren't mine...." as it dawned on all people in the room. Yes.
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Feb 21, 2020 12:09
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That poor dog tried so hard to cover for its buddy. I hope he got put out to stud because thats loyalty you cant train
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Feb 21, 2020 12:14
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Can’t believe the dog was cheating on its owner.
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Miss posted:[26M]y younger [22m]cousin is driving me CRAZY. I need a nice way to get him out of my life. (Long Story) Write a chatbot, seed it with those 4 topics; problem solved!
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