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That book is MINE and I will do with it as I please. Sometimes, just to make sure it doesn't come out for whatever reason, I crease it with my thumbnail. Some books that I read again and again are literally missing corners of pages from being folded so many times. My bookshelf is a bloodbath.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:25 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:42 |
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You monster.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:29 |
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Just rip the page out after you are done reading it OP.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:30 |
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Aishlinn posted:You monster. *wrings hands menacingly*
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:30 |
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Okay grandpa. No one cares what you do with your old paper books.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:31 |
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I like to borrow others' books then eat them with a nice bag of cheetos or doritos.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:32 |
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dog earring your pages is a gateway to folding your current page inward and longways op turn back now
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:32 |
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redm posted:dog earring your pages is a gateway to folding your current page inward and longways op turn back now This is perverse.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:34 |
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Xenocides posted:Okay grandpa. No one cares what you do with your old paper books. I'll do it to your paper backs too. I'll go to the public library and do it just to get a cheap thrill.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:35 |
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Xenocides posted:Okay grandpa. No one cares what you do with your old paper books. I chuckle smuggly as I dog-ear a corner of my Kindle paperwhite with a pair of old pliers.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:35 |
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I chopped up some kindle with an axe a few days ago.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:38 |
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Just look for the last picture you colored, OP.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:38 |
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This thread is giving me a physical reaction. When I was a kid I had to set my paperbacks with the edge hanging off my desk so the back cover wouldn't get microminutely frayed if I bumped it.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:38 |
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anyone who thinks paper books are dumb or obsolete can shampoo my scrote with their tongue
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:41 |
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Zippy the Bummer posted:anyone who thinks paper books are dumb or obsolete can shampoo my scrote with their tongue
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:46 |
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Daikloktos posted:Just skip ahead to talking about THE FEEL and THE SMELL already ... Of the scrotum? Jeez, man, way to make this weird.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:49 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:... Of the scrotum? Jeez, man, way to make this weird. that's actually what i assumed Daikloktos was talking about. maybe i am the weird one
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:54 |
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Speaking of dogs, I had to give mine the heimlich maneuver tonight, she really likes eating just a little too much. And earlier, I had a dream that Howie Mandel was the Man of Honour at my funeral, afaik funerals don't even have that job lol.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:02 |
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i do it to other people's and library books too. people look at me like i shot their dog when i tell them thats how i mark my place in books i also like my steak well done, so gently caress em
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:05 |
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Sure, but what do you do with your dust jackets
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:07 |
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throw them out when they inevitably get ripped or whatever
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:08 |
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Imagine your grandchildren picking up your book when you're gone. "Wow, you found your grandpa's favorite book! He used to read that all the time" says your daughter, looking over your grandchild's shoulder. They open it up and half the pages are unreadable, cause each were dog-eared, which weakened the paper and eventually caused big rips in the page. "Why are there so many dog-eared pages?" Says the grandchild. "Your grandpa read very slowly and had to stop a lot, so most of these pages are dog eared, actually" says your daughter. The book falls apart in their hands.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:15 |
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People growing up not bothering to memorize a simple number paired to a general text summary, then wonder why they're in their thirties and their memory is already starting to fail
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:20 |
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I just read the whole thing in one sitting.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:23 |
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What?
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:26 |
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I got like 50 cool rear end book marks for like three dollars
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:27 |
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unknown butthole posted:I got like 50 cool rear end book marks for like three dollars Was a torn piece of looseleaf or yarn just not acceptable?
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:32 |
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I do that too, but I'm an old.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:39 |
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Big Beef City posted:Was a torn piece of looseleaf or yarn just not acceptable? sometimes you just want cool stuff. It's not a crime.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:40 |
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I also read them on the toilet and in the tub, to fully permeate the pages with my being.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:42 |
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I bet you fuckers crease the hell out of your spines too. God drat is this thread making me angry
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:44 |
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an uncreased spine is the calling card of an unloved book
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:50 |
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I remember how miffed my friend got in highschool when I creased his magic cards If you don't leave your sign why bother doing anything?!
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:53 |
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You buy books to read them who gives af I've been making notations in my books for years being in Irish Lit meant the more I got into my studies the more adulterated with scratching my books became. I'd dog ear them and put notations on dog ears to save specific spots too. People who treat books like pristine collector's objects are weird, like how do you not gently caress up paperbacks if you've read them more than once? Paperbacks are fragile as poo poo. Virtually every serious reader I've met that actually reads and doesn't just tell everyone they do has some seriously creased books that are often falling apart. My Discworld collection is practically in tatters from rereading and I don't even handle most of my books harshly besides writing on them.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 04:57 |
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my most read book is a battered copy of the hitchhiker's guide omnibus which doesn't even have a cover anymore. just a lot of love
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 05:07 |
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I assume you'll halfway take this as a troll question it sounds so absurd to you, but with all sincerity, do you guys wash your hands before handling your books?
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 05:19 |
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That's weird. Because I read my books a lot. I even let literal children borrow my books. They're all still readable. Covers are pretty faded. Edges have gone soft. But I can hand a book to another person and it still looks like I gave them a book and not a used cum-rag (full of my love). Do you all pee on them to mark them as your property? Maybe stop doing that. Paper gets fragile when wet.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 05:20 |
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Daikloktos posted:I assume you'll halfway take this as a troll question it sounds so absurd to you, but with all sincerity, do you guys wash your hands before handling your books? no but i'll often read in the bath if that counts
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 05:22 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:That's weird. Because I read my books a lot. I even let literal children borrow my books. They're all still readable. Covers are pretty faded. Edges have gone soft. But I can hand a book to another person and it still looks like I gave them a book and not a used cum-rag (full of my love). Where do you live, paper and especially the adhesive on books don't hold up in all environments.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 05:22 |
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I have never not been able to remember which page I was on, in any book. I just remember it. When I tell people that they act more freaked out than if I told them I like to lick duck feet (just guessing how they'd react to that I admit)
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 05:24 |