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A few dozen goons at least are asymptomatic carriers at this point
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Mar 2, 2020 19:19
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well if we just don't look at the virus, maybe itll go away....
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Mar 2, 2020 19:29
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hemale in pain posted:any goon caught the virus yet? I had a fever and a cough the past two days - If it was covid 19 it wasnt so terrible
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Mar 2, 2020 19:42
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I was shuddering at the shelf-stable salsa. I mean, I'm lazy, but I buy storemade salsa *from the refrigerator case*. The stuff that has a bit of texture from the tomatoes. what kinda nonsense is this? There's tons of very good jarred salsas
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Mar 2, 2020 19:47
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Riptor posted:what kinda nonsense is this? There's tons of very good jarred salsas
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Mar 2, 2020 19:49
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ground zero of an all new slapfight
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Mar 2, 2020 19:52
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numberoneposter posted:If you want to test your might get the Mrs Renfro's ghost pepper salsa and those ghost pepper tortilla chips. Heat isn't everything in a salsa. I wasn't a fan of ghost pepper tortilla chips they were bland and weren't all that hot (might have just been the brand). Actually I think they were reaper chips, anyway ghost pepper beef jerky that is totally my jam. Get a good chew going then after you have somehow consumed most of the quarter pound bag in a single sitter your jaw starts to tired sweats starts beading on your forehead. It's too much your just worn out from eating a bag of jerky while binge watching Netflix.
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Mar 2, 2020 19:54
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VikingSkull posted:he called Democrats attempts to pin it on him a hoax, stop reading Politico Nope, the administration also said the media coverage was a hoax. As far as he's concerned there's no difference between non Fox News media and Democrats, but theyspecifically called out the media Oh, and he put a religious fundamentalist with a history of exacerbating disease outbreaks in charge of the federal response. But keep on getting bronzer all over your nose from having your tongue up his rear end, it's a good look. quote:"The press was covering their hoax of the day because they thought it would bring down the president," Mulvaney concluded. "The reason you're seeing so much attention to [the coronavirus] today is that they think this is going to be what brings down the president. That's what this is all about." AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Mar 2, 2020 |
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Mar 2, 2020 19:59
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pixaal posted:Heat isn't everything in a salsa. I wasn't a fan of ghost pepper tortilla chips they were bland and weren't all that hot (might have just been the brand). Actually I think they were reaper chips, anyway ghost pepper beef jerky that is totally my jam. Get a good chew going then after you have somehow consumed most of the quarter pound bag in a single sitter your jaw starts to tired sweats starts beading on your forehead. It's too much your just worn out from eating a bag of jerky while binge watching Netflix.
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Mar 2, 2020 19:59
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every prepper knows that you should always have a supply of shelf stable queso for dipping, as it is far superior to salsa in nearly every regard
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Mar 2, 2020 20:00
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hemale in pain posted:any goon caught the virus yet? I was in Portland Oregon over Valentine’s Day, was fine till the following Thursday and had a medium level cold with a Cough till today. Early 30’s In good shape. I may have had it.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:04
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ghost pepper queso now were cookin with gas 
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Mar 2, 2020 20:05
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One seems bad. What if I get two coronaviruses, how hosed am I?
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Mar 2, 2020 20:08
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Weaponized Autism posted:One seems bad. What if I get two coronaviruses, how hosed am I? You are required by law to throw a coronavirus wedding because otherwise they're living in sin in your body.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:09
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Coronaevirii
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Mar 2, 2020 20:10
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numberoneposter posted:ghost pepper queso That sounds really good, I'm thinking you pair it with a salty but slightly sweet chip.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:10
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Mithaldu posted:wait is your point "they're gouging the prices to poo poo, but by golly, you at least till CAN throw hundreds of $s and get a mask"? They are not that expensive, look at the picture. HKD 328 = 42 buck for 50 masks. Now go to ebay and check the price you have to pay in the US. And there is no B&M place you can buy mask here in NY for days.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:15
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So hiding "Tested" covers the lack of testing but not posting the deaths is even worse imho.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:18
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pixaal posted:That sounds really good, I'm thinking you pair it with a salty but slightly sweet chip. 
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Mar 2, 2020 20:18
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Why don't we just skip the run up and just put everyone in pressurized suites with personal O2 supply? We already ship water around the planet, might as well ship Oxygen to breath.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:20
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3 more deaths in Washington state just announced. Total of 5 in the U.S. now.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:22
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Teek posted:3 more deaths in Washington state just announced. Total of 5 in the U.S. now. Yeah WA looks like it is or is soon going to be in a lot of trouble. This many deaths is not a good sign for things to come.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:39
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Teek posted:3 more deaths in Washington state just announced. Total of 5 in the U.S. now. nothing  lieberal hoax
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Mar 2, 2020 20:40
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Raskolnikov2089 posted:Good news everyone, the President is working on a treatment plan of his own. suck the virus-laden plumes right out of my virulent plume hole, Mr. President! *salutes* gay picnic defence posted:It's probably just smoking weed that protects you, I don't think that's real popular in China If my lungs are constantly filled with weed smoke there will be literally no room in there for the coronavirus. Pretty foolproof seems like bomb posted:I finally made the jump and bought a bidet, looking forward to spring time all up in my b-hole hell yeah bro that's where it's at. welcome to the clean butthole club hemale in pain posted:any goon caught the virus yet? I've been reading this thread pretty carefully, there have been no confirmed cases from people in this thread at least. A lot of people with mild colds who were in the process of convincing themselves they had it, as you'd expect. I'm sure it'll be a big loving event when someone eventually proves to the thread that they've got it poverty goat posted:A few dozen goons at least are asymptomatic carriers at this point Not necessarily, given how small the spread has been in the US and the fact that these forums have less posters than you might think. But maybe
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Mar 2, 2020 20:40
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old people get infections and kick the bucket all the time, stop making a few dead boomers in washington into some kind of international crisis 
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Mar 2, 2020 20:42
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There's a korean Air BnB'ing with us for a month... passed through Toronto on her way here and arrived through Montreal airport the same day it was announced a case from Iran had passed through Montreal airport. I've already accepted I'm carrying at this point. Virus babby is due within 2 weeks I guess.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:44
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So I went and bought a bunch of canned foods, toilet paper, baby formula, and pasta/rice/beans/nuts in bulk. Toilet paper was the only thing that was short here in town, mostly the larger packs. Bidet purchase sentiment: feeling pretty good about it. When I got home I realized that my pantry was already full of all the staples that I was too lazy to cook, so now I have enough stuff to feed my fam for at least a 4-6 weeks (if not longer).
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Mar 2, 2020 20:44
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Play posted:Not necessarily, given how small the spread has been in the US and the fact that these forums have less posters than you might think. But maybe SA is really global, any time I do non time sensitive stuff with goons like play a game where you click a button once or twice a day and there's a discord over half the goons seem to be from Europe not the US or Canada. I'm lumping Canada in with the US for this demographic.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:45
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Bronze Fonz posted:There's a korean Air BnB'ing with us for a month... passed through Toronto on her way here and arrived through Montreal airport the same day it was announced a case from Iran had passed through Montreal airport. envisioning giving birth to a single enormous viral spore, 8 lbs 8 ounces VERY healthy weight pixaal posted:SA is really global, any time I do non time sensitive stuff with goons like play a game where you click a button once or twice a day and there's a discord over half the goons seem to be from Europe not the US. I realize that, but its highly concentrated in wealthy countries that haven't, to this point, been hit as hard. It's also a tiny, tiny percentage of those countries, absolutely minuscule. I just assume if someone actually gets it they'll be kramering into the thread ASAP to let us know about it. But you're right, any of us really could be carriers although for some of us it's very unlikely especially if there have been no cases in your immediate area.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:45
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Play posted:Not necessarily, given how small the spread has been in the US and the fact that these forums have less posters than you might think. But maybe Oh, we've got more than a few people from the Seattle area posting in this thread while coughing.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:47
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My news feed just updated to say 4 more instead.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:48
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casting call: one goon (posts on SomethingAwful.com forums). must have coronavirus and be willing to emit viral plumes. payment in beans only
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Mar 2, 2020 20:48
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Welp, RIP me. https://twitter.com/JeanWMUR/status/1234515837140250624
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Mar 2, 2020 20:49
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Play posted:casting call: one goon (posts on SomethingAwful.com forums). must have coronavirus and be willing to emit viral plumes. payment in beans only Are they magic beans? I want a bean stock growing out of my anus.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:50
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pixaal posted:Are they magic beans? I want a bean stock growing out of my anus. uhhhh..... yes?
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Mar 2, 2020 20:51
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hemale in pain posted:any goon caught the virus yet? We've had a ton of "I had a mild cold three months ago, I think it was probably coronavirus, no big deal really"
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Mar 2, 2020 20:51
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:We've had a ton of "I had a mild cold three months ago, I think it was probably coronavirus, no big deal really" Another one dead in WA. Well then!
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Mar 2, 2020 20:53
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MarcusSA posted:Another one dead in WA. I mean among goon diagnoses. People who absolutely did not have it saying whatever the last random illness they had was "probably" this
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:I mean among goon diagnoses. People who absolutely did not have it saying whatever the last random illness they had was "probably" this Conservative estimates would say about 50,000 goons will get infected and a little over 1,000 will die from it. We can probably dump the fatality rate to about 500 because of the general age group.
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