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Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

That was really stupid.

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Captain Monkey posted:

That was really stupid.

Don�t sign your posts.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 23:31

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Actually do sign your posts as I cannot look to the left, but can easily look down

# ? Mar 5, 2020 23:32

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Captain Monkey posted:

That was really stupid.

Listen buddy. I once spent a month tweeting so that the first word of all my tweets spelled the entirety of Avril Lavigne's 'Girlfriend'. That was stupid. This guy is a genius.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 23:34

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

zoux posted:

I'd suuuure appreciate it if the smug internet left could forbear dunking on people who are real sad about their candidate the believed in for honest reasons and are deciding if they can support Bernie or not. But hell, gotta get that dopamine rush right! 4K likes, that's gotta be worth, what, 100 votes?

https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1235665996993556480

This mans spent 500m to make everyone in the world apart from one Micronesian island hate him. Also way too many people ran for president Jesus Christ

The money Bloomberg burnt made it to heaven

# ? Mar 5, 2020 23:34

Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

zoux posted:

Actually do sign your posts as I cannot look to the left, but can easily look down

advance stage zoolanderitis

# ? Mar 5, 2020 23:34

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/marccold/status/1235311896808566785

# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:00

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Well no wonder this thing is all over Seattle

https://mobile.twitter.com/GSDeutch/status/1235634215972151296

# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:38

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Memento has a new favorite as of 00:46 on Mar 6, 2020

# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:43

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/biden4pres/status/1234592457523728384

https://twitter.com/biden4pres/status/1235283174264954880

# ? Mar 6, 2020 01:24

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/molly7anne/status/1235243714181816321

# ? Mar 6, 2020 01:29

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/tezilyas/status/1235589926873333762

# ? Mar 6, 2020 01:35

motoh: Oct 16, 2012; The clack of a light autocannon going off is just how you know everything's alright.

https://twitter.com/Lowenaffchen/status/1235054748157403136

# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:54

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

For stupid Star Wars things that happened, we still have the rotating sub forum for talking about Star Wars!

# ? Mar 6, 2020 03:09

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Pick posted:

For stupid Star Wars things that happened, we still have the rotating sub forum for talking about Star Wars!

Been a whole page since someone talked about it Pick, try and keep up.

# ? Mar 6, 2020 03:17

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/PageSix/status/1235668209581387779

Mortally cursed

# ? Mar 6, 2020 03:29

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/duumb/status/929133272633712640

# ? Mar 6, 2020 03:43

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Been a whole page since someone talked about it Pick, try and keep up.

Oh man, Star Wars? I liked the one with the glowy swords, come at me. I am prepared to discuss my preference for MANY pages.

# ? Mar 6, 2020 03:56

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

Elviscat posted:

Oh man, Star Wars? I liked the one with the glowy swords, come at me. I am prepared to discuss my preference for MANY pages.

The glowy swords are BULLSHIT and we should just throw rocks at them via trebuchet so they smelt them into molten slag. In this essay I will

# ? Mar 6, 2020 04:04

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

thecluckmeme posted:

The glowy swords are BULLSHIT and we should just throw rocks at them via trebuchet so they smelt them into molten slag. In this essay I will

Excuse me but that's already canon.

# ? Mar 6, 2020 04:37

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

i am a proud veteran of the star wars

support our star troops

# ? Mar 6, 2020 04:38

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

It's actually spelled Stars War.

# ? Mar 6, 2020 04:56

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/mtsw/status/1232715396404273152

Disturbing

# ? Mar 6, 2020 04:57

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/PageSix/status/1235668209581387779

Mortally cursed

This profile which replied to that tweet is even more cursed:

https://twitter.com/Frozen47739700/status/1233234183519997953

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Excuse me but that's already canon.

No, that's a catapult. This is a cannon:

hth

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:35

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Absurd Alhazred posted:

No, that's a catapult. This is a cannon:

hth

That's just a tourist attraction. This is a cannon *points to crotch*

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:48

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Inceltown posted:

That's just a tourist attraction. This is a cannon *points to crotch*

Sex Machine?

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:55

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/arozenbachs/status/1235761064001732608

# ? Mar 6, 2020 07:40

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/abigbagofkeys/status/1235777284352720905

# ? Mar 6, 2020 07:58

divabot: Jun 17, 2015; A polite little mouse!

https://twitter.com/CosmicBecky/status/1235263978760265729

# ? Mar 6, 2020 10:40

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1235808311834021888

As one of the 327 extant Americans, where is my million dollars

# ? Mar 6, 2020 15:19

don longjohns: Mar 2, 2012

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1235808311834021888

As one of the 327 extant Americans, where is my million dollars

Omfg 🤦

# ? Mar 6, 2020 17:20

volts5000: Apr 7, 2009; It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.

https://twitter.com/whale_defense/status/1235685422598062082?s=20

# ? Mar 6, 2020 17:32

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

"Would anyone like to type a few words?"

"This whole thing has been a real oof to our whole fam. It's the hardest I've ever yikesed"

# ? Mar 6, 2020 17:39

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

volts5000 posted:

https://twitter.com/whale_defense/status/1235685422598062082?s=20

Ah yes, British Fox News. "What's that thing the kids are doing these days? Streaming? How do we combine that with Coronavirus? What's the play?" "BY JOVE, I'VE GOT IT!"

# ? Mar 6, 2020 17:42

Darth Walrus: Feb 13, 2012

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Ah yes, British Fox News. "What's that thing the kids are doing these days? Streaming? How do we combine that with Coronavirus? What's the play?" "BY JOVE, I'VE GOT IT!"

Honestly, Sky News UK is more like CNN. Their brand is stuffy semi-respectable right-leaning centrism, not lunatic far-right propaganda. That's more the reserve of British newspapers like the Sun, Mail, Express, and Telegraph.

# ? Mar 6, 2020 17:45

Roblo: Dec 10, 2007; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Darth Walrus posted:

Honestly, Sky News UK is more like CNN. Their brand is stuffy semi-respectable right-leaning centrism, not lunatic far-right propaganda. That's more the reserve of British newspapers like the Sun, Mail, Express, and Telegraph.

Yeah. They're a loooot more subtle than Fox.

# ? Mar 6, 2020 17:50

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

https://twitter.com/PostinMonkey/status/1235959046772940800

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:56

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/1235997113411985408

# ? Mar 6, 2020 19:53

trdn89: Aug 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/samgavinLA/status/1235995394716258309

# ? Mar 6, 2020 20:49

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canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

trdn89 posted:

https://twitter.com/samgavinLA/status/1235995394716258309

March 14 is International Spider Day, where they'll become Shelob

# ? Mar 6, 2020 20:57

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