No Joe Toxx: Technically the Democrats have access to my vote so that should be good

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whatis: Jun 6, 2012

drat sorry for being late to the party

i will never vote for joe biden

# ? Mar 7, 2020 05:52

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# ? May 7, 2024 08:47

Ramc: May 4, 2008; Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

I will never vote for Joe Biden.

# ? Mar 7, 2020 06:10

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

lol ever since I re-regged on Twitter every time they probe me I can still post and like tweets. lmao. I tell Neera to go gently caress herself, get suspended almost immediately for 12 hours, then go right back and tell her to gently caress off again moments later. it's great

# ? Mar 7, 2020 06:51

AppleNippleBOB: May 13, 2007

Luckyellow posted:

Not in every state!

Edit:

Jurisdictions that currently allow ballot selfies or do not enforce laws against them are: Colorado, Connecticut, Hawaii, Idaho, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Minnesota, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Wyoming, and the District of Columbia.
Jurisdictions where the law is currently unclear are: Arizona, Arkansas, California, Delaware, Iowa, Maryland, Missouri, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Texas, and West Virginia.

In TN, taking a picture of the ballot machine (A Diebold, that's been in use since like 2002 or some poo poo) is a crime. Punishable by a $50 fine or up to like 29 days in jail. good poo poo.

# ? Mar 7, 2020 07:16

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AppleNippleBOB posted:

In TN, taking a picture of the ballot machine (A Diebold, that's been in use since like 2002 or some poo poo) is a crime. Punishable by a $50 fine or up to like 29 days in jail. good poo poo.

well yeah, wouldn't want a paper trail duh

# ? Mar 7, 2020 08:33

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Goddamn I loving hate Joe Biden and his ilk

# ? Mar 7, 2020 09:04

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

everyone on the first page is in the queue. after an admin has a chance to go clear the fuckin 60+ items sitting there rn, an ik or mod can throw some more in

# ? Mar 7, 2020 13:49

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol ever since I re-regged on Twitter every time they probe me I can still post and like tweets. lmao. I tell Neera to go gently caress herself, get suspended almost immediately for 12 hours, then go right back and tell her to gently caress off again moments later. it's great

Just wanted to congratulate you on the name Spergin Morlock

# ? Mar 7, 2020 13:57

Griz: May 21, 2001

gently caress biden and everyone who votes for him

# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:07

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Thump! posted:

Goddamn I loving hate Joe Biden and his ilk

Griz posted:

gently caress biden and everyone who votes for him

# ? Mar 7, 2020 15:27

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Everyone that votes Biden deserves the future of no healthcare they selected.

# ? Mar 7, 2020 15:46

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

I will under no circumstances vote for Biden if he is the nom, and my dem vote otherwise will be in question for the foreseeable future.

I�ve already posted but I wanted to make double sure that gently caress this guy

as for my Toxx, idk, someone else choose it for me.

# ? Mar 7, 2020 15:50

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

well this ones a no brainer

Griz posted:

gently caress biden and everyone who votes for him

# ? Mar 7, 2020 18:33

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Mao Zedong Thot posted:

well this ones a no brainer

but enough about joe,

# ? Mar 7, 2020 18:40

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Squizzle posted:

but enough about joe,

# ? Mar 7, 2020 18:43

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

Squizzle posted:

but enough about joe,

# ? Mar 7, 2020 18:45

Setec_Astronomy: Mar 10, 2003; there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong

I'll be voting for Bernie in the general, whether or not he's on the ballot. gently caress Joe Biden.

# ? Mar 7, 2020 18:48

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

Squizzle posted:

but enough about joe,

# ? Mar 7, 2020 18:49

A4R8: Feb 28, 2020

Squizzle posted:

available now

Holy poo poo. :five:

# ? Mar 7, 2020 18:52

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

I will change my position on this if Biden builds a guillotine

# ? Mar 7, 2020 19:07

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

ikanreed posted:

I will change my position on this if Biden builds a guillotine

and then volunteers to go first

# ? Mar 7, 2020 19:19

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Thump! posted:

and then volunteers to go first

He's not rich. I'd take pelosi first though

# ? Mar 7, 2020 19:23

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

do not stage a fantasy draft for what order you would guillotine specific people in

# ? Mar 7, 2020 19:29

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Squizzle posted:

do not stage a fantasy draft for what order you would guillotine specific people in

This is the order the bad Democrat Joe Biden would do. No nice person like me or Bernard Sanders would ever suggest committing specific actionable violence against a real person

# ? Mar 7, 2020 19:33

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

ikanreed posted:

This is the order the bad Democrat Joe Biden would do. No nice person like me or Bernard Sanders would ever suggest committing specific actionable violence against a real person

that cold blooded liberal fucker

# ? Mar 7, 2020 19:35

HashtagGirlboss: Jan 4, 2005

Squizzle posted:

do not stage a fantasy draft for what order you would guillotine specific people in

A Bernie voter, a trump voter, and a Biden voter are set to be guillotined.

The trump voter goes first. The blade stops inches above his neck. �Huh see my faith in Trmup is supreme. You can�t kill me. It�s divine intervention.� Everyone looks around and shrugs and they let him go.

The Bernie voter goes next. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. �Building on the world we have we can see that a better future is possible� he exclaims. They let him go.

They put the Biden voter in. �Hey Jack can you put me in so my face is towards the blade?� he asks, drooling a little. Everyone shrugs. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. The Biden voter smiles. �Right there, fat. It ain�t working cause the track is misaligned. You just need to make a small incremental change and this thing�ll chop like nobody�s business�

# ? Mar 7, 2020 19:43

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

xrunner posted:

A Bernie voter, a trump voter, and a Biden voter are set to be guillotined.

The trump voter goes first. The blade stops inches above his neck. “Huh see my faith in Trmup is supreme. You can’t kill me. It’s divine intervention.” Everyone looks around and shrugs and they let him go.

The Bernie voter goes next. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. “Building on the world we have we can see that a better future is possible” he exclaims. They let him go.

They put the Biden voter in. “Hey Jack can you put me in so my face is towards the blade?” he asks, drooling a little. Everyone shrugs. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. The Biden voter smiles. “Right there, fat. It ain’t working cause the track is misaligned. You just need to make a small incremental change and this thing’ll chop like nobody’s business”

# ? Mar 7, 2020 19:44

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

xrunner posted:

A Bernie voter, a trump voter, and a Biden voter are set to be guillotined.

The trump voter goes first. The blade stops inches above his neck. �Huh see my faith in Trmup is supreme. You can�t kill me. It�s divine intervention.� Everyone looks around and shrugs and they let him go.

The Bernie voter goes next. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. �Building on the world we have we can see that a better future is possible� he exclaims. They let him go.

They put the Biden voter in. �Hey Jack can you put me in so my face is towards the blade?� he asks, drooling a little. Everyone shrugs. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. The Biden voter smiles. �Right there, fat. It ain�t working cause the track is misaligned. You just need to make a small incremental change and this thing�ll chop like nobody�s business�

this is praxis

# ? Mar 7, 2020 19:54

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

xrunner posted:

A Bernie voter, a trump voter, and a Biden voter are set to be guillotined.

The trump voter goes first. The blade stops inches above his neck. �Huh see my faith in Trmup is supreme. You can�t kill me. It�s divine intervention.� Everyone looks around and shrugs and they let him go.

The Bernie voter goes next. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. �Building on the world we have we can see that a better future is possible� he exclaims. They let him go.

They put the Biden voter in. �Hey Jack can you put me in so my face is towards the blade?� he asks, drooling a little. Everyone shrugs. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. The Biden voter smiles. �Right there, fat. It ain�t working cause the track is misaligned. You just need to make a small incremental change and this thing�ll chop like nobody�s business�

# ? Mar 7, 2020 20:04

papersack: Jul 27, 2003

that nojoe tag is great. whoever came up with it should make bumper stickers.

# ? Mar 7, 2020 20:06

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

papersack posted:

that nojoe tag is great. whoever came up with it should make bumper stickers.

I'd buy one. Would look nice next to my Bernie sticker I think

# ? Mar 7, 2020 20:19

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

xrunner posted:

A Bernie voter, a trump voter, and a Biden voter are set to be guillotined.

The trump voter goes first. The blade stops inches above his neck. �Huh see my faith in Trmup is supreme. You can�t kill me. It�s divine intervention.� Everyone looks around and shrugs and they let him go.

The Bernie voter goes next. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. �Building on the world we have we can see that a better future is possible� he exclaims. They let him go.

They put the Biden voter in. �Hey Jack can you put me in so my face is towards the blade?� he asks, drooling a little. Everyone shrugs. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. The Biden voter smiles. �Right there, fat. It ain�t working cause the track is misaligned. You just need to make a small incremental change and this thing�ll chop like nobody�s business�

oh my dear loving god

# ? Mar 7, 2020 20:26

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

This Thread is Art and I will never ever vote for that gently caress head Joe even if it means four more years of that hellbeast

# ? Mar 7, 2020 21:43

Zvahl: Oct 14, 2005; научный кот

xrunner posted:

A Bernie voter, a trump voter, and a Biden voter are set to be guillotined.

The trump voter goes first. The blade stops inches above his neck. �Huh see my faith in Trmup is supreme. You can�t kill me. It�s divine intervention.� Everyone looks around and shrugs and they let him go.

The Bernie voter goes next. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. �Building on the world we have we can see that a better future is possible� he exclaims. They let him go.

They put the Biden voter in. �Hey Jack can you put me in so my face is towards the blade?� he asks, drooling a little. Everyone shrugs. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. The Biden voter smiles. �Right there, fat. It ain�t working cause the track is misaligned. You just need to make a small incremental change and this thing�ll chop like nobody�s business�

the only thing funnier than this is the idea of someone voting for Biden and expecting anything good to come from it

# ? Mar 7, 2020 21:54

PawParole: Nov 16, 2019

democrats are running eagleton as president this time

# ? Mar 7, 2020 22:01

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Zvahl posted:

the only thing funnier than this is the idea of someone voting for Biden and expecting anything good to come from it

Hey man, hey man, Raprock Osama and me ran a good campaign, remember him? My friend? Don't you want that again

# ? Mar 7, 2020 22:01

Zvahl: Oct 14, 2005; научный кот

Code Jockey posted:

Hey man, hey man, Raprock Osama and me ran a good campaign, remember him? My friend? Don't you want that again

jotheft bidenailures trending in july 2020

# ? Mar 7, 2020 22:15

Ansar Santa: Jul 12, 2012

I am not legally entitled to vote for joe biden

# ? Mar 7, 2020 22:59

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

xrunner posted:

A Bernie voter, a trump voter, and a Biden voter are set to be guillotined.

The trump voter goes first. The blade stops inches above his neck. �Huh see my faith in Trmup is supreme. You can�t kill me. It�s divine intervention.� Everyone looks around and shrugs and they let him go.

The Bernie voter goes next. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. �Building on the world we have we can see that a better future is possible� he exclaims. They let him go.

They put the Biden voter in. �Hey Jack can you put me in so my face is towards the blade?� he asks, drooling a little. Everyone shrugs. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. The Biden voter smiles. �Right there, fat. It ain�t working cause the track is misaligned. You just need to make a small incremental change and this thing�ll chop like nobody�s business�

holy lol

ps the gang tag rules, thanks

# ? Mar 8, 2020 02:31

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

holy lol

ps the gang tag rules, thanks

the queue for admins to clear is giant rn, but once its emptied i will get to work on the next group of tags

# ? Mar 8, 2020 02:39

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