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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
suddenly centrelink

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McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

femcastra posted:

“I’ve heard some teachers might strike, but you wouldn’t do that, would you miss?”

Fucken lol.

Pretty much exactly what my parents both used to say lmao

ili
Jul 26, 2003


80% absence rate in my kid's class today.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

femcastra posted:

“I’ve heard some teachers might strike, but you wouldn’t do that, would you miss?”

Fucken lol.

That for sure won't happen in NSW cause our union is the ball less wonder that it is. One of the people in my school is in self isolation after showing syptoms but didn't get tested cause he didn't meet the criteria. Waiting for news from the national cabinet meeting while quietly making GBS threads myself and second guessing anything that doesn't feel 100% normal also fuelled by two nights in a row of poo poo sleep

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Nurses union makes it mandatory to open mouth kiss corona virus patients

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Kharnifex posted:

Nurses union makes it mandatory to open mouth kiss corona virus patients

Also mandatory to give HIV patients a bareback reacharound

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Well work ran out of the special WFH keys so we have some stopgap measures for time being

Tomorrow will be interesting as I'll know properly if I can work from home effectively

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Cousin’s a teacher and today she said she had her students “zombie walk” between buildings/gym whatever instead of the usual two straight lines to make sure they distancing enough between themselves. p clever

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
I discovered today that canteens are shut to meet the social distancing rules. They managed to put on a BBQ today but I dunno whats going to happen tomorrow.

Severing
Aug 26, 2017

Got an email today, QLD is now making school optional:

School operations

As you may have heard in his press conference on 22 March 2020, the Prime Minister reiterated the view that schools are an essential part of our community and should remain open. This continues to be the advice of Australia’s chief health officers.
Leaders agreed that we cannot see children lose up to an entire year of their education as a result of possible school closures caused by COVID-19.

From Tuesday 24 March, Queensland state school parents and caregivers will be offered a choice as to how their children receive their learning.

State schools will remain open and parents and caregivers can send their children to school in the knowledge they will be safe.
If, however, you wish to keep your children home from school, you may do so. If you choose to keep your children at home, learning materials will be available on the Department of Education’s new
learning@home website (qld.gov.au/learningathome). This website has downloadable learning materials,
tips for parents and links to other well-regarded, free education websites that parents and caregivers and their children can use.

If you choose to keep your child at home, you must be responsible for them. You must ensure they stay at home and that they continue their learning using the material and websites that you can access online.

Student attendance

As is always the case, I ask parents and caregivers to let our school know if your child will not be attending school, for how long and the reason why.

If you choose to keep your child home due to concerns about COVID-19 you can be assured that you have made an acceptable decision.

You may have seen media reports last week that claim Education Queensland is ‘cracking down’ on parents who choose not to send their children to school due to COVID-19 concerns and that you are risking
prosecution if you have made this decision.

The Department of Education has assured all schools that this is incorrect.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Well I hope some businesses are able to survive otherwise I don't know what's going to kickstart the economic recovery in 6-12 months (probably 12) when social restrictions are lifted.

This is going to be a brutal long haul. Nothing quick.

Also if you have continued employment, spare cash and wanted to buy anything from anyone still in operation... do it now.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Wife is reporting still 0 confirmed COVID patients at RBWH ICU.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Turns out we are staying open as we aren't really public facing and even if we close, all leave will be paid out first to lessen the risk of staff going under financially. I've got quite a lot of holiday and medical leave banked up so its nice to feel semi ok - boss even said it's a perfect time to do some serious internal audits/stocktakes on our warehouses which I've been screaming for over the last few years. Also some IT and machinery infrastructure upgrades/services. A lot of that will also involve other local companies keep staff employed as we contract them to us.

Godspeed goons in not as good a position!

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
Eat the loving onion Scomo. What is happening with the schools already

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

Eat the loving onion Scomo. What is happening with the schools already

They'd close them if only we didn't have so many frontline healthcare workers with kids who can either be frontline workers or at home looking after their kids. Bit of an issue. No good answer.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

DancingShade posted:

They'd close them if only we didn't have so many frontline healthcare workers with kids who can either be frontline workers or at home looking after their kids. Bit of an issue. No good answer.

I’m fully aware of that but they can’t keep saying no gatherings over 10 people but schools are completely fine cause they never have more than 10 people in one space at the same time.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Scomo on the telly with the half measures.

Just shut us down oval office.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Barre? BARRE?



...I'll get back to you Barre.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®ð’ ð’¾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Lolie posted:

Goatees

I was never very good at Scrabble.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Tbh I'll be interested to see what effect this whole bonus payment stuff has with people on centrelink, esp those who aren't in the position to find a new job (ie hospo and retail workers). It's going to be a slog and the last thing we need is for all this economic stimulus dollars to end up in Wesfarmers or Woolworths' pockets alone, it needs to effectively stimulate the economy in a way that keeps small business going.

My cousin's new husband runs a landscaping business so he's golden as are most trades tbh

Not Evans
Aug 2, 2007

Tobias, have you been flogging Simpsons prop replicas on the internet again?
Next ten people to die get buried after that you're on your own


Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

Infinitum posted:

Scomo on the telly with the half measures.

Just shut us down oval office.

This.

Welp, time to go to bed so I can get up for my 5am shift in the office.

I'm genuinely fortunate to still have a job

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Infinitum posted:

Barre? BARRE?



...I'll get back to you Barre.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Can't remote desktop, that sounds like a problem for tomorrow

Lmao

Loving the idea of being able to just wake up, throw on whatever and start the day while my coffee brews etc

I been making breakfast with avo on toast, good dose of McCormick bush spices, then topped with cheese, grilled, and a fried egg on top of each

Bush spice is seriously underrated and it's hard to find (idk why but it used to be everywhere, now only really at IGA's with a decent spice aisle), and it is tasty as a mf

Add some fudgy fried eggs on top with a liberal serve of salt and pepper, that's flavour town you've just arrive in my boy

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
My friends friend died recently and I think its real poo poo tryin to have a pandemic funeral

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
WebEx funeral

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

I need this poo poo to end coz working from home where I can walk down to the French bakery every morning is extremely damaging to my health.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Pandemic funeral sounds like the name of a death metal band.

Not Evans
Aug 2, 2007

Tobias, have you been flogging Simpsons prop replicas on the internet again?
Isaac what are your wishes in that regard? Do you want a short liturgical reading by every department manager who ever knew you followed by a moment of silence before we all get told that was it for our ten minute this shift and it's back to work? Chep or Loscam casket?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/ShaneWarne/status/1242410283391275008

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari


Is this what finally breaks my brain?

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Imagine getting owned by Warney.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Imagine Warnies prepper basement full of nothing but baked beans.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Mode 7 posted:

This.

Welp, time to go to bed so I can get up for my 5am shift in the office.

I'm genuinely fortunate to still have a job

It's super fun walking into work knowing quotes are drying up, tenders are all for later in the year, orders are being put on hold... noones spending any money, because companies are worried about the next week let alone the next month.

Also doing loving WONDERS for my anxiety having people let go Monday, then again on Tuesday.
Will I have a job tomorrow? Can't wait to enter the job market with 1 million brand new unemployed jobseekers!

Just shut this poo poo down, not these piss-ant half measures. Can't go to my pilates class that'll do it Scomo, cheers you spineless oval office.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


spaceblancmange posted:

Imagine Warnies prepper basement full of nothing but baked beans.

Do the baked beans react to the Talking Boonie doll? Asking for a friend.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

ili posted:

80% absence rate in my kid's class today.

72% for my daughter’s school. No one believes scomo.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Not Evans posted:

Isaac what are your wishes in that regard? Do you want a short liturgical reading by every department manager who ever knew you followed by a moment of silence before we all get told that was it for our ten minute this shift and it's back to work? Chep or Loscam casket?

I want everyone to enjoy a packet of smiths chips that been split into little plastic bowls

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Is bunnings considered essential? asking for a friend

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I think they are tbh, since they undercut the smaller tradie suppliers and ran em out of town they’d have to stay open as long as plumbers and sparkies are doing their thing in a lot of places

The more I think about it I think the next big ‘oh gently caress’ moment is 100% gonna be Bunnings only open for wholesale stuff

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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
The cafes nearby are still doing takeaway, but seeing the owner break down and cry was heartbreaking.

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