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T-man posted:Shut the gently caress up about your garbage movie for children and let's talk about real art: Steven Universe if i had a kid i'd basically be steven's dad irl
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T-man posted:Shut the gently caress up about your garbage movie for children and let's talk about real art: Steven Universe It's over!
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Mar 28, 2020 03:16
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I watched one episode of Steven Universe and my takeaway was that everyone was kind of genderqueer, and the main character was fat and dumb, but somehow the center of attention. It was both new and familiar. If I was 20 years younger I might have loved it. It was impossible to tell if it was meant to be funny, exciting or heartwarming, mostly because it was none of those things. It can't hold a candle to Adventure Time.
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Mar 28, 2020 03:32
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Steven Universe and Star Wars chat, always a winning combo
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Mar 28, 2020 04:09
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Wikipedia is an insane rabbit hole if you're not careful https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sondra_Locke quote:From October 1975 until April 1989, Locke cohabited with actor Clint Eastwood. They first met in 1972, but became involved while filming The Outlaw Josey Wales.[3][37] Late in the 1970s, Locke had two abortions.[a] "I'd feel sorry for any child that had me for a mother," she told syndicated columnist Dick Kleiner in 1969.[38] After the second abortion she underwent a tubal ligation, stating in her autobiography that her decision to have the procedures was due to Eastwood's adamancy that parenthood would not fit into their lifestyle.[4] Eastwood secretly fathered another woman's two children during the last three years of their relationship.[4] legend
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Mar 28, 2020 04:15
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Steven Universe has a high correlation between people who either hate their mom or want to date their mom
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Mar 28, 2020 04:48
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SlimGoodbody posted:Steven Universe has a high correlation between people who either hate their mom or want to date their mom i feel like the anime references will be looked at in retrospect in much the same way the Old Hollywood jokes in Animaniacs are
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Mar 28, 2020 05:09
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GANDHITRON posted:I miss BENGHAZI 2 unironically same gas thread ban op free palestine e: SlimGoodbody posted:Steven Universe has a high correlation between people who either hate their mom or want to date their mom not incorrect, although I think it's 90% hate/10% date thotsky posted:I watched one episode of Steven Universe and my takeaway was that everyone was kind of genderqueer, and the main character was fat and dumb, but somehow the center of attention. It was both new and familiar. If I was 20 years younger I might have loved it. It was impossible to tell if it was meant to be funny, exciting or heartwarming, mostly because it was none of those things. I'm sorry you didn't care for it, but much like Adventure Time steven changes over time and eventually stops being fat and useless. shame on an IGA posted:It's over! ending kinda sucked ngl T-man fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Mar 28, 2020 |
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Mar 28, 2020 05:53
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Race Realists posted:i feel like the anime references will be looked at in retrospect in much the same way the Old Hollywood jokes in Animaniacs are The greatest of these was a 'look back at the stars' sort of documentary segment about 50s television that focused on Yakko hating Milton Berle because he was a joke thief. Then I got older and found out he WAS a joke thief. Like, god drat, who on the staff was like 'gently caress it, now is my chance to call out this hack.'
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Mar 28, 2020 06:19
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steven universe is just homestuck 2
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Mar 28, 2020 06:22
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Bro Dad posted:steven universe is just homestuck 2 I thought Undertale was Homestuck 2: A slightly above average RPG whose acclaim is supported by nostalgia and furries.
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Mar 28, 2020 06:41
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porfiria posted:My greatest legacy. Thank you for your service.
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Mar 28, 2020 07:43
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felix saying that the catalonian independence move is just "gently caress you, got mine" for a wealthy area to evade spanish taxes is my favorite take
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Mar 28, 2020 07:49
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The commentary track was pretty funny I think, better than Rifftrax. Felix could have made his points about how aliens from other media would have destroyed every Star Wars military in minutes two or three times instead of two or three dozen times though.
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Mar 28, 2020 07:54
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Felix making up fantasy names at the beginning had strong uncle energy, while all the stuff about Halo characters being Star Wars characters was extremely flat-brim nephew. The duality of man. Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Mar 28, 2020 |
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Mar 28, 2020 09:13
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thotsky posted:I watched one episode of Steven Universe and my takeaway was that everyone was kind of genderqueer, and the main character was fat and dumb, but somehow the center of attention. It was both new and familiar. If I was 20 years younger I might have loved it. It was impossible to tell if it was meant to be funny, exciting or heartwarming, mostly because it was none of those things. Yeah, I’ve seen a couple episodes. I don’t get it. Also Star Trek could totttalllllyyy beat up Star Wars. Trust me, I’m a Middle East subject matter expert. I liked the commentary about battle tactics being napoleonic wars instead of insurgency when the gungans are fighting for a diversion.
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Mar 28, 2020 09:41
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Speaking of RLM their commentary tracks are their best content but most people don't know about them. And that Clint Eastwood story doesn't get less insane no matter how many times I read it. If you didn't want kids stop nutting in women you idiot.
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Mar 28, 2020 10:03
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Groovelord Neato posted:Speaking of RLM their commentary tracks are their best content but most people don't know about them. You can take his cum when you pry it from his cold dead balls
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Mar 28, 2020 10:04
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Race Realists posted:Wikipedia is an insane rabbit hole if you're not careful If you haven't watched Sondra Locke's vanity project movie Rat Boy, I suggest doing so immediately. Renting it from Youtube was the only way I could find a legit copy, but it was worth it.
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Race Realists posted:Wikipedia is an insane rabbit hole if you're not careful Dudes rock
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Mar 28, 2020 12:51
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Man, I asked my 8 year old to put his multiplayer Splatoon match on the TV so I could watch and I am loving shook. It was like the sticks weren't even there, he was literally thinking on the screen. I used to wonder about Felix talking about reflexes in online games and if he'd started sooner, but I saw it for real tonight and I am shook. I literally could not reproduce what I saw my 8 year old doing, not if I practiced every day for the rest of my life.
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Mar 28, 2020 13:03
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Stringent posted:Man, I asked my 8 year old to put his multiplayer Splatoon match on the TV so I could watch and I am loving shook. It was like the sticks weren't even there, he was literally thinking on the screen. I used to wonder about Felix talking about reflexes in online games and if he'd started sooner, but I saw it for real tonight and I am shook. I literally could not reproduce what I saw my 8 year old doing, not if I practiced every day for the rest of my life. i could definitely beat your kid at smash bros
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scary ghost dog posted:i could definitely beat your kid at smash bros Now maybe, in a month I doubt it.
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Mar 28, 2020 13:24
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Stringent posted:Man, I asked my 8 year old to put his multiplayer Splatoon match on the TV so I could watch and I am loving shook. It was like the sticks weren't even there, he was literally thinking on the screen. I used to wonder about Felix talking about reflexes in online games and if he'd started sooner, but I saw it for real tonight and I am shook. I literally could not reproduce what I saw my 8 year old doing, not if I practiced every day for the rest of my life. I can’t get the motion controls to work for me (or in Zelda). Using the stick for the big movement and twisting the controller in your hand for the fine tune control is a paradigm shift.
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Mar 28, 2020 17:00
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Forceholy posted:I thought Undertale was Homestuck 2: A slightly above average RPG whose acclaim is supported by nostalgia and furries. They're all just YA fiction with the main premise that other people who seem weird or scary are really still just people, and you can be friends with them (or more). It's a better worldview than Harry Potter at least.
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Mar 28, 2020 18:07
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in steven universe everyone is gay and everyone is sad, and that's the kind of world i want to live in BECOME AWARE OF YOUR OWN UNFULFILLING DESIRES AND SING
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Mar 28, 2020 19:15
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T-man posted:in steven universe everyone is gay and everyone is sad, and that's the kind of world i want to live in The twiggy white lady creeps me out.
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Mar 28, 2020 19:32
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Watched an episode or two of SU and it seems fine. A lot of my friends got into it so I guess it gets better later. Felix is both my uncle and my cousin, but that's kinda just what it's like when you're almost 30. It's a shame that RLM has been *this close* to being good without doing stuff that sucks for a decade. I suppose it's just cause they're a little more behind the curve than I'm ok with at any given time. Let's see, what else do people need to hear my opinion of? Oh, that picture of Quatre. We're watching Gundam Wing right now and every time he's on-screen I have to bite my tongue because the last time I said "I hate him, he blows" my girlfriend turned to me and replied "you say that every time we see him." Martyr characters are already hard to write, and doubly so if your show is a glorified toy commercial.
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Mar 28, 2020 19:35
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I hold that the first 25% or so of Steven Universe is a cute, funny children's cartoon with a nice color palette and some interesting concepts. And it just gets slowly worse and worse.
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Mar 28, 2020 20:06
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Stringent posted:Man, I asked my 8 year old to put his multiplayer Splatoon match on the TV so I could watch and I am loving shook. It was like the sticks weren't even there, he was literally thinking on the screen. I used to wonder about Felix talking about reflexes in online games and if he'd started sooner, but I saw it for real tonight and I am shook. I literally could not reproduce what I saw my 8 year old doing, not if I practiced every day for the rest of my life. This made me smile. Your kid sounds dope, I hope you told him how impressed you were. That poo poo means the world to a kid.
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Mar 28, 2020 21:50
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SlimGoodbody posted:This made me smile. Your kid sounds dope, I hope you told him how impressed you were. That poo poo means the world to a kid. I remember playing DDR once while on a family + my girlfriend trip to the mall. My dad said he'd never seen anyone move like that. It was, like, medium-difficulty 170BPM poo poo. I still remember that compliment to this day, like... 15 years later. edit: Forgot the actual reason for that anecdote: Definitely do tell your kid how impressed you are with them. It means a lot to kids like me, haha. (forgets he's 35) oh... Apoplexy fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Mar 28, 2020 |
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Mar 28, 2020 21:56
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My dad used to say he'd put his foot through the TV if I didn't stop playing and go outside.
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Mar 28, 2020 23:35
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Stringent posted:Man, I asked my 8 year old to put his multiplayer Splatoon match on the TV so I could watch and I am loving shook. It was like the sticks weren't even there, he was literally thinking on the screen. I used to wonder about Felix talking about reflexes in online games and if he'd started sooner, but I saw it for real tonight and I am shook. I literally could not reproduce what I saw my 8 year old doing, not if I practiced every day for the rest of my life. I'm nearing the age my dad was when he married my mom  what's the male equivalent of a biological clock?
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Mar 29, 2020 01:55
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cohsae posted:My dad used to say he'd put his foot through the TV if I didn't stop playing and go outside. let me guess "Strong Firm Handshake" Type? i better stop before I let too much inner pain out on the thread
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Mar 29, 2020 01:58
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Race Realists posted:I'm nearing the age my dad was when he married my mom death drive
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Mar 29, 2020 02:13
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ThantosxEros OTP
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Chakan posted:It's a shame that RLM has been *this close* to being good without doing stuff that sucks for a decade. I suppose it's just cause they're a little more behind the curve than I'm ok with at any given time. It's probably the best pop culture criticism around, but I still have a hard time sharing it with my movie buff frienda because their humor is just a little uncomfortably "unwoke" still. Which is bullshit, since their actual opinions on sensitive subjects are generally pretty good and would definitely anger chuds, but I don't feel like having the "sincere beliefs vs obvious irony" discussion with my lib friends.
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Hooplah posted:death drive checks out! https://twitter.com/briebriejoy/status/1243398833398108162 trying to figure out whether I despise Sady Doyle or neera more https://twitter.com/jaywrong/status/1243532836264607744 https://twitter.com/jaywrong/status/1243993407539875841 BornAPoorBlkChild fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Mar 29, 2020 |
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Race Realists posted:I'm nearing the age my dad was when he married my mom Wanting girls to call you daddy during sex
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