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it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

>Drink hand sanitizer

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PrairieBumpkin58
Sep 10, 2013

My mood today and every day.
>Drink hand sanitizer

LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.


>seduce man

SwissDonkey
Mar 29, 2007

LazyDivey posted:

>seduce man

>seduce babe

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
>poo poo pants

Mudfly
Jun 10, 2012
> knock out officer, dress in his robe. When he wakes up, start a hostage situation with 'Lenny' and begin feeding the officer to Babe

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

> Tell the man you work for the Federal Corpse Recovery Bureau but were knocked out and someone stole your credentials

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
> Get em Babe!

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

> "There's a three-headed-monkey behind you without three masks"

> run away

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
> shed a single tear

Wizzle
Jun 7, 2004

Most
Parochial
Poster


Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

>Pretend to die and see where your "corpse" is taken too.

This is the correct answer.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


> take hostage
>demand lenny bring $100,000 in unmarked bills

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

RepeatingMeme posted:

> take hostage
>demand lenny bring 100,000 rolls of toilet paper

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

> Inquire if GWAR concert has been postponed

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

>Pretend to die and see where your "corpse" is taken too.

This

Undercover investigations, we're gonna blow this thing wide open.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

>go back inside and use phone to call the governor, tell him he is making the right decision by still refusing to close the beaches.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

LazyDivey posted:

>seduce man

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
>unhinge your jaw and screech like the henchmen mummies from the hit movie franchise "the mummy"

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

alphabettitouretti posted:

>Drink hand sanitizer

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Angelwolf posted:

> "quick question, why does my female pig have such large balls? Is this a symptom?"

Dick Bastardly posted:

>"listen, I think we have bigger fish to fry at the moment, namely, that pigs over theres huge rear end balls. I mean have you seen a bulge on a pig like that before?" tug at collar






Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

>Pretend to die and see where your "corpse" is taken too.









Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
>Steal Green Pants from Corpse

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



>search the bodies for a weapon. Nobody kills our pig.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
>Wear corpse as suit

Edit: suit is better than hat

wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Apr 2, 2020

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
>Scavenge mask for babe

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

promising carl posted:

> build a corpse fort

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
> disguise self in skin from corpse like Hannibal Lector

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
>hold Babe and say, "Shhh, shh shh shh, it's gonna be ok my mutant swine friend with the fattest balls.... everything is gonna work out fine, just you wait and see.... *stare at Babe for an uncomfortably long time*, *make out with babe*

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






>cradle Babe's enormous balls for comfort in these uncertain times

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


>Open back door and start chucking dead bodies into traffic

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Oh god wait we're in a rona infested pile of dead bodies. Good thing we're prepared for this

>Use hand sanitizer

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
> Pop the lock on the back open and start throwing bodies out.

> But don't let babe get too close to the edge!

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
>jump on the corpses like a trampoline

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

RepeatingMeme posted:

Oh god wait we're in a rona infested pile of dead bodies. Good thing we're prepared for this

>Use hand sanitizer

No! We're saving that for burning stuff.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




RepeatingMeme posted:

Oh god wait we're in a rona infested pile of dead bodies. Good thing we're prepared for this

>Use hand sanitizer

Sanitize the truck and corpses. Can't be too safe.

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

McSpanky posted:

>cradle Babe's enormous balls for comfort in these uncertain times

promising carl posted:

> build a corpse fort

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
>Use your Psycho Power to control the dead, making a corpse throne for you

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
> loot corpses for TREASURE

Plumps
Apr 21, 2010
>command babe to eat the flesh from the corpses. use the skeletons to construct a BONE FORTRESS. reserve the skulls for a throne and/or decor.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

> Inspect balls

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Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy
> take red underpants from corpse
> put underpants on head

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