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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
>Take clothes from corpses
>Equip Clothes
>Become our superhero alter-ego CORONA MAN

:69snypa:

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Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015




> rub hand sanitizer on babe's enormous balls

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
> sharpen two femurs into stabbing weapons
> mount babe and prepare to gloriously charge at whoever opens the door

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
> build a goku

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>punch hole in top of truck, crawl to roof, and chuck corpses out of truck onto the road

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Dark Off posted:

> rub hand sanitizer on babe's enormous balls

Angelwolf posted:

> loot corpses for TREASURE

Yolomon Wayne posted:

> sharpen two femurs into stabbing weapons
> mount babe and prepare to gloriously charge at whoever opens the door

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Plumps posted:

>command babe to eat the flesh from the corpses. use the skeletons to construct a BONE FORTRESS. reserve the skulls for a throne and/or decor.

Pahilla the Hun
Jul 24, 2007

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

>search the bodies for a weapon. Nobody kills our pig.


RepeatingMeme posted:

>Open back door and start chucking dead bodies into traffic

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
>feed babe as she must embiggen

yes, i just made up a word

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Booty Pageant posted:

>feed babe as she must embiggen

yes, i just made up a word

Simpsons did it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcxsgZxqnEg&t=56s


Yolomon Wayne posted:

> sharpen two femurs into stabbing weapons
> mount babe and prepare to gloriously charge at whoever opens the door

Do it with a jawbone. Emulate Samson.

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

> knock on truck wall claiming corpses are coming back to life

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

>search the bodies for a weapon. Nobody kills our pig.

RepeatingMeme posted:

>Open back door and start chucking dead bodies into traffic

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

> build a fake version of yourself form various corpse parts, Johnny 5-style, and throw it out of the back to fool the driver into thinking you've escaped

Pahilla the Hun
Jul 24, 2007

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post




:hfive:

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


> use tp to clean all that hog poo poo off your rear end

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
>sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> Bang on wall to alert drivers
> When they stop, pretend to be a zombie

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Giraffe posted:

> Bang on wall to alert drivers
> When they stop, pretend to be a zombie

> eat their brains

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
> eat their pants

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


>Cast Flesh Golem rank 2 there should be just enough material.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Pretend to still be dead when they go to unload you from the truck. "Accidentally" get your hand stuck on their ppe and rip it. This will cause infighting and will be YOUR CHANCE to do... something...

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
not acting but very excited there's another one of these!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

>deny virus

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

> Fashion the corpses into a Human Centipede, to startle the guards when they open the doors.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Eat just the butts of the other people in the truck with you

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
>tell other "corpses" to wake up, its just you now

Meaty Ore
Dec 17, 2011

My God, it's full of cat pictures!

>Make spooky ghost noises

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
Summon a horse

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Plague horse has already been summoned

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
Game is processing an extra day.

Game accepts only the most popular commands.

Game does not care if you vote for multiple commands.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Pretend to still be dead when they go to unload you from the truck. "Accidentally" get your hand stuck on their ppe and rip it. This will cause infighting and will be YOUR CHANCE to do... something...

This

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
> Use toilet paper to cure their Corona and make the corpses live again.

If that doesn't work,

> Promise the corpses some toilet paper if they rise up and serve you. Getting toilet paper is their unfinished business. They all died trying to do that.

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe
>turn into frekazoid

>make bat mobile out of corpses

> Attach dick gun.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
>invoke necromancy, raise army of dead

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
>Rip and tear the corpses while humming DOOM E1M1 song

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


> Die, but for real

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

>invoke necromancy, when the guards open the doors do the Thriller dance

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
>Cut a hole in the back of your pig's pants so it can poo poo.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

>Cut a hole in the back of your pig's pants so it can poo poo.

Its animal abuse if this doesn't get done

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Applewhite posted:

>Cut a hole in the back of your pig's pants so it can poo poo.

I think it's too late, that bulge isn't balls, that pig is a girl.

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