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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
getfiscal is doing a byob thing right

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jt_mag_os/status/1245529385005764608?s=19

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?


Abe with another terrible mod challenge

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ese_ce_/status/1245123402299576326

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

gently caress

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Great, but it's not a Goya.

It's a Michelangelo.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/garbagedotnet/status/1245667499393212418?s=21

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

Skwirl posted:

early stuff ... Fight Club.

I'm not disagreeing with you and I'm sorry for what I'm about to do.

Brad Pitt was 36 when he did Fight club.

Fight Club came out 20 years ago.

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

Along very similar lines:

https://twitter.com/DavidSpade/status/1245363691320557573

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

doverhog posted:

Most tragic for the hot people who are also good at acting.

Jon Hamm does so much and gets so little.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

pentyne posted:

Jon Hamm does so much and gets so little.

Jon Hamm is the only man we need in our lives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-IbKB5dlo

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

grittyreboot posted:

You act like you've never heard of a big titty goth gf before

Yeah but I am an rear end man and Gothicc just sums up everything wonderfully :kiss:

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

I'm not disagreeing with you and I'm sorry for what I'm about to do.

Brad Pitt was 36 when he did Fight club.

Fight Club came out 20 years ago.

No. No I won't accept this. I won't I won't I won't

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




This is horrifying.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/kobcritic_/status/1207414044572950532

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Mr. Bad Guy posted:

I'm not disagreeing with you and I'm sorry for what I'm about to do.

Brad Pitt was 36 when he did Fight club.

Fight Club came out 20 years ago.

Counterpoint: 36 years old is young

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/rulesobeyer/status/1245672546151862273

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/watermeIIen/status/1245512135918182400?s=19

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Good data visualization, not good news.

https://twitter.com/benrileysmith/status/1245787069076602880

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/aannnnaaaaaaaa/status/1245883359584288770?s=21

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://twitter.com/iknownaama/status/1245652204704260096

Note: tweeter also ran the taylor swift fan account

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Time for your graph flattening

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
https://twitter.com/StixilFox/status/1245862922871431168

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

MizPiz posted:

Time for your graph flattening

yes money

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/desusnice/status/1245919975505661952?s=19

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/electrolemon/status/1245414171140743169

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



christmas boots posted:

Great, but it's not a Goya.

It's a Michelangelo.

Bellisima!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i know zoom bad but this is :discourse:

https://twitter.com/itsdancrowd/status/1245939558899802113?s=20

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/danozzi/status/1245464560925945856

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/545100374370033664

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

This made me think of that data moshed Ferris Bueller gif with Cameron doing baseball signals.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

I went to the supermarket this evening and for whatever ridiculous reason they had an attendant holding and pumping the hand sanitizer for people and it was pretty much this. I thanked her profusely on my way out but man, what a bad idea from her managers.

lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

Beartaco posted:

I went to the supermarket this evening and for whatever ridiculous reason they had an attendant holding and pumping the hand sanitizer for people and it was pretty much this. I thanked her profusely on my way out but man, what a bad idea from her managers.

How else could they stop people from using too much!

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

lemonadesweetheart posted:

How else could they stop people from using too much!

I went in the evening, right before they closed while it was quiet so I imagine it's more of a case of "Well, we can't just have this employee standing around doing nothing". I should give them a call tomorrow, and be like, what the gently caress, right?

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Beartaco posted:

I went in the evening, right before they closed while it was quiet so I imagine it's more of a case of "Well, we can't just have this employee standing around doing nothing". I should give them a call tomorrow, and be like, what the gently caress, right?

It was probably that the whole bottle would have been stolen in about 5 minutes flat if they didn't.

People are ripping them off the walls of hospitals and doctors surgeries, they wouldn't think twice about doing it to a supermarket.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Shut up Meg posted:

It was probably that the whole bottle would have been stolen in about 5 minutes flat if they didn't.

People are ripping them off the walls of hospitals and doctors surgeries, they wouldn't think twice about doing it to a supermarket.

Oh drat, that makes a lot of sense and would explain the burly security guard standing next to her. :smith:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
yeah and Costco refuses to suspend the "Welcome to Costco I love you" practice. It's only going to encourage hugs

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Local liquor store enforced a limit on customers in the store at once. It's not a very busy location so unless it's Friday night or the day before a holiday there's rarely more than half a dozen shoppers at once.

Well, the accomplished this buy hiring 3 rental guards and placing all 3 of them at the entrance. So to get in you had to pass between 3 dudes standing in a tight circle in from of the entrance.

I think someone realised how stupid that was as I only saw it once.

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/AmberSmithUSA/status/1246052144115077120

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