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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

veni veni veni posted:

How the heck do I get that box in the hospital courtyard?
Claire goes through the Hospital a second time, and there's a space on the second floor where she decides she can crawl under. It bothered the poo poo out of me too playing as Carlos because I kept thinking there was something I was missing so I backtracked literal dozens of times trying to open a box I couldn't reach.

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Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004



Lord Ludikrous posted:

It’s kinda funny how Resident Evil started out rather infamous for its poor voice acting and has ended up as one of the best acted and written franchises about.

Claire’s “oh gently caress this!” after sliding down in the sewer is probably one of the best acted lines ever.

Never forget “jill sandwich”

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


i thought the whole idea of jumping out of hospital windows to a floor below was bizarre and i thought it was even more bizarre that you end up doing it three times. that has some serious rear end video game logic to it

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Rabid Snake posted:

Never forget “jill sandwich”

I’m quite partial to “there are terrible demons...ouch.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cQLnNGqIUY

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

rabidsquid posted:

i thought the whole idea of jumping out of hospital windows to a floor below was bizarre and i thought it was even more bizarre that you end up doing it three times. that has some serious rear end video game logic to it
I can only make it over this waist-high bush if there's a park bench in front of it, otherwise it's literally impossible. Despite driving a car off a parking garage and dropping 4 stories and surviving it.

Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004



Lord Ludikrous posted:

I’m quite partial to “there are terrible demons...ouch.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cQLnNGqIUY

I totally forgot about that

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Obligatory reposting of Resident Evil 1: Porn Cut (not NSFW) because it's just that funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LApirNkjPA

Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8c4xxUEQN6Y

Rewatching the jill sandwich video

It hurts

Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004



“Thanks Barry”

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

RealFoxy posted:

I can only make it over this waist-high bush if there's a park bench in front of it, otherwise it's literally impossible. Despite driving a car off a parking garage and dropping 4 stories and surviving it.

The gated barred doors in RE6 where you can VERY VERY VERY clearly reach through the bars and pull the bar up but instead someone else has to flip two stories into the air and run around to unlock it for you and there's like five of them lol

Seedge
Jun 15, 2009
Hey, buddy. :glomp:



Spent a few hours in Resistance tonight. Its pretty fun, though I was only ever getting to play survivors. Two things I don't understand:

1: each survivor has their own leveling system. You've been playing Becca? Great, someone else in the lobby picked her first, go play someone else who has no ranks. You can't equip any of your unlocked equipment because this Martin fella has three equipment points. This sucks, and feels like unnecessary padding to have six different people to rank up.

2: you won a game as survivors with randoms! Great job. Please return to the main menu and search for a new lobby of strangers. You can't just say "play again with this team", because, uh. That feels like it would greatly reduce the wait times for games, because it's a solid five to ten minutes looking for a game in Quick Play with no preference as to which side you're on.

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

Seedge posted:

2: you won a game as survivors with randoms! Great job. Please return to the main menu and search for a new lobby of strangers. You can't just say "play again with this team", because, uh. That feels like it would greatly reduce the wait times for games, because it's a solid five to ten minutes looking for a game in Quick Play with no preference as to which side you're on.

Absolutely the worst part of the game. Would’ve loved to continue with a really helpful team I was playing with and have a rematch against the mastermind we barely won over, it was a fun dynamic. Instead I gotta wait. Hate matchmaking in games, just give us lobbies

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
beat the game!



I have no idea how I am so bad at this (other than being just straight-up terrible at dodging), I was pretty good in RE2!

well at least I got my money's worth! :shepface:

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
The game is legitimately harder than RE2make, between Nemesis boss fights and the Hunter Betas, so don't feel bad.

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


Acebuckeye13 posted:

beat the game!



I have no idea how I am so bad at this (other than being just straight-up terrible at dodging), I was pretty good in RE2!

well at least I got my money's worth! :shepface:

i can actually SOMEWHAT understand dying a ton but my dude what were you doing saving 44 times

RealFoxy posted:

I can only make it over this waist-high bush if there's a park bench in front of it, otherwise it's literally impossible. Despite driving a car off a parking garage and dropping 4 stories and surviving it.

this is the dumbest part about this, they can't jump over a hedge so they have to take a 20 foot drop out of a window??? i mean this isnt a serious complaint or anything but it was so bizarrely video gamey that i felt like they could have come up with virtually any other thing here.

Caidin
Oct 29, 2011
Suddenly getting a lot of salty mastermind disconnects today. Yeah buddy you sure showed us by cutting out at the last door countdown, lord knows how badly I needed that 500 cred. :allears:

Mr. Maggy
Aug 17, 2014
Man that locked door skill on Spencer adds up over time, especially if they didn't go with any of the Beef Boys to easily knock em down

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

rabidsquid posted:

i can actually SOMEWHAT understand dying a ton but my dude what were you doing saving 44 times

I instinctively save extremely frequently in multiple slots both to save time and not have to repeat a section if I die (Which as established, was very frequently :v:) and to always have a previous save available if I hosed something up and need to go back. (Which actually really helped in the hospital—as I was about to do the final battle of Carlos' segment, not only had I missed the double-mag upgrade for the AR, but I had practically zero ammunition and no health items. Went back a save, did things differently, and was able to have a lot more supplies for that fight (which I also died a lot to))

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

beat the game!



I have no idea how I am so bad at this (other than being just straight-up terrible at dodging), I was pretty good in RE2!

well at least I got my money's worth! :shepface:
:stare:

If you haven't done RE2, play that too. It's on sale-ish right now and you can find it around $30

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
How do I clear out my bobblehead count? Erase my save file completely? I want to platinum this, and figured it'd be easier to go in fresh with a guide rather try to figure out which bobbleheads I already got.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Thundercracker posted:

How do I clear out my bobblehead count? Erase my save file completely? I want to platinum this, and figured it'd be easier to go in fresh with a guide rather try to figure out which bobbleheads I already got.
Yeah, you have to kill your entire profile. If you use RE.net, then you have to clear that too - or just register and log in to a new one, comes out to the same thing, I think. If you play it on Steam, you could make yourself a secondary account and then family-share the game with yourself. That's probably the least annoying way to do it.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Thundercracker posted:

How do I clear out my bobblehead count? Erase my save file completely? I want to platinum this, and figured it'd be easier to go in fresh with a guide rather try to figure out which bobbleheads I already got.
Lookup a YouTube guide and play it on Assisted, honestly. If you've already cleared at least once you'll have enough shop points to get some beefy upgrades to zoom through the game. My second playthrough was just getting Bobbleheads and six missing documents and it took two and a half hours since you can see what files you've got in a cleared* save and just hit all the Bobbleheads pretty quickly.

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


Thundercracker posted:

How do I clear out my bobblehead count? Erase my save file completely? I want to platinum this, and figured it'd be easier to go in fresh with a guide rather try to figure out which bobbleheads I already got.

why would it be easier? if you go to a bobblehead you already got isn't that like, the same thing?

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



Where the hell is the blue gem for the box in the subway station?

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

The Shame Boy posted:

Where the hell is the blue gem for the box in the subway station?
The supermarket. You'll need the bolt cutters.

DanielCross
Aug 16, 2013

The Shame Boy posted:

Where the hell is the blue gem for the box in the subway station?

I don't remember exactly which is which, but one is in the Toy Store (lockpick), one is right across the street from that in the convenience store (bolt cutters), third is just in the donut shop save room.

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

RealFoxy posted:

Lookup a YouTube guide and play it on Assisted, honestly. If you've already cleared at least once you'll have enough shop points to get some beefy upgrades to zoom through the game. My second playthrough was just getting Bobbleheads and six missing documents and it took two and a half hours since you can see what files you've got in a cleared* save and just hit all the Bobbleheads pretty quickly.

That's a good point about the files

rabidsquid posted:

why would it be easier? if you go to a bobblehead you already got isn't that like, the same thing?

I figured the bobbles would disappear and it would be confusing trying to figure out if I already got it or I'm just not finding it. Do the bobbles stay in the game even if you've gotten them?

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Thundercracker posted:

I figured the bobbles would disappear and it would be confusing trying to figure out if I already got it or I'm just not finding it. Do the bobbles stay in the game even if you've gotten them?
They don't, no. I think their sockets might, so that you can at least tell that something used to be in that place.

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

Cardiovorax posted:

They don't, no. I think their sockets might, so that you can at least tell that something used to be in that place.

Cool, thanks. If that's the case then I'll just go in normally.

MH Knights
Aug 4, 2007

Seedge posted:


1: each survivor has their own leveling system. You've been playing Becca? Great, someone else in the lobby picked her first, go play someone else who has no ranks. You can't equip any of your unlocked equipment because this Martin fella has three equipment points. This sucks, and feels like unnecessary padding to have six different people to rank up.


This is by design. Capcom purposely made leveling up grindy in order to sell you XP boosters for real money. More XP also means more loot boxes and that means more chances to get actually useful items and cosmetics. Like any loot box system 90% of what you get from the loot boxes is garbage.

ultrachrist
Sep 27, 2008
Finished! I did my first run on hardcore, which I can sort of recommend. You don't have enough ammo for everything and I ran around dodging a whole lot-- actually in the hospital, Carlos did his best Leon impression by repeatedly punching hunters in the jaw. But also the bosses take a few too many hits to kill and the hospital lobby blows. 6 hours of completion time and 7.5 of real time for me.

Anyway, game good. I don't see how people could compare this to DLC. There definitely needed to be one more section of the city though. Also, why the HECK can you not kneecap zombies like in RE2? It's pointless to shoot them in the leg because it takes so many shots. Only worth shotgunning pale-heads in the legs if you need to run by imo.

My favorite note was the allusion to RE4 where the doc is like killer viruses are nbd, but parasites??? you crazy fool.

I'm gonna do my next run on assisted so I can actually collect everything. I missed a bunch of stuff because I was running around dodging.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I instinctively save extremely frequently in multiple slots both to save time and not have to repeat a section if I die (Which as established, was very frequently :v:) and to always have a previous save available if I hosed something up and need to go back. (Which actually really helped in the hospital—as I was about to do the final battle of Carlos' segment, not only had I missed the double-mag upgrade for the AR, but I had practically zero ammunition and no health items. Went back a save, did things differently, and was able to have a lot more supplies for that fight (which I also died a lot to))

My save count was in the 60s!! hello, fellow compulsive saver.

Hommando
Mar 2, 2012

Caidin posted:

Suddenly getting a lot of salty mastermind disconnects today. Yeah buddy you sure showed us by cutting out at the last door countdown, lord knows how badly I needed that 500 cred. :allears:

I'm not sure if all the disconnects at the last door countdown are intentional. When I play as MM, especially Annette, I consistently get DC'd during the countdown when I'm spawning unlimited traps and monsters. I don't think the game can handle the amount of stuff you can spam.

Caidin
Oct 29, 2011

Hommando posted:

I'm not sure if all the disconnects at the last door countdown are intentional. When I play as MM, especially Annette, I consistently get DC'd during the countdown when I'm spawning unlimited traps and monsters. I don't think the game can handle the amount of stuff you can spam.

I read it like that because it happened the instant after William despawned and we'd already cleared the room but that could be the case too, had my own connectivity issues.

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



Please,please please let them add Lucas as a Mastermind :pray:

Mr. Maggy
Aug 17, 2014
gimmie an Ashford with the Bandersnatch

Caidin
Oct 29, 2011
Come to think of it the little intro video has the mastermind siccing a licker in the survivors and they aren't in the game, probably would be a pain in the rear end to implement the wall crawling, and it's a bit too fast to be fair.

Hommando
Mar 2, 2012

Caidin posted:

Come to think of it the little intro video has the mastermind siccing a licker in the survivors and they aren't in the game, probably would be a pain in the rear end to implement the wall crawling, and it's a bit too fast to be fair.

You can get lickers if you level up your masterminds enough and they are complete trash, they cost 7 points to spawn and they are very easy to stunlock. You're better off spamming a few normal zombies than spawning a licker.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling





Pleased to find that it wasn't too hard to shake the rust off from my REmake 2 playing, and that I'm capable of gitting gud at 3. Next up: up the difficulty, unlock the infinite ammo assault rifle, and really properly plot a route that cuts out the unnecessary bullshit I tend to collect like random gunpowders and stuff.

Caidin
Oct 29, 2011

Hommando posted:

You can get lickers if you level up your masterminds enough and they are complete trash, they cost 7 points to spawn and they are very easy to stunlock. You're better off spamming a few normal zombies than spawning a licker.

Oh, played like 40 games so far and never saw one! Wonder what else is in the cards, never seen a mastermind over level 12.

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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

The Shame Boy posted:

Please,please please let them add Lucas as a Mastermind :pray:

When you gently caress up at blackjack and you get electrocuted so hard your hand chars and the flesh just about melts off :perfect:

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