|
Just Offscreen fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Apr 1, 2020 |
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 14:19
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 28, 2024 23:34 |
|
|
Late on this, but thanks! Couldn't remember the context but the words I'm not forgetting any time soon.
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 22:24
|
|
|
C’mon guys, it’s tee-nage mu-tant nin-ja tur-tles this is how it’s done:
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 2, 2020 01:35
|
|
|
I know it’s a fools errand to wish that Chris would modernize the site for mobile... but, if only he could make the next and back buttons more than like two pixels....
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 2, 2020 01:43
|
|
|
I assume there is a script and or style to fix that if you care enough to install extra browser things
|
|
#
?
Apr 2, 2020 02:28
|
|
Javid posted:I assume there is a script and or style to fix that if you care enough to install extra browser things uuh cool, thanks roast beef. meanwhile I’m over here setting a mountain as my desktop and gettin ready to resize the window thing
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 2, 2020 02:50
|
|
|
Somebody once set up an Achewood comic viewer that supposedly works a little better on mobile than the actual site.
|
|
#
?
Apr 2, 2020 02:58
|
|
|
Made this for a different thread, thought it might be of some use as an inspirational message for others in your life  
|
|
#
?
Apr 6, 2020 11:05
|
|
|
A buddy of mine on the group text chat thread we have sent an apologies4men.com apology. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10052005 it had different text and no I will not share it. edit: That made me laugh in a way that I cannot explain to anyone I know. CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Apr 6, 2020 |
|
#
?
Apr 6, 2020 22:59
|
|
|
I'm just glad none of your friends had to talk on the phone with the KKK.
|
|
#
?
Apr 6, 2020 23:08
|
|
|
Can't do nearly as good but wanted to try anyway 
|
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2020 00:06
|
|
|
I'm slightly disappointed nobody beat me to this.
|
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2020 01:12
|
|
|
Goons continue to be terrible at matching meters
|
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2020 02:34
|
|
|
This strip somehow fell into a blank spot in my memory, it's got a really weird energy to it, half of it feels like it is written in Philippe's voice and half feels like Roast Beef or Teodor were half-drunk and rambling. Anyway, the picture taken of Philippe when he wasn't done chewing is very adorable 
|
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2020 02:35
|
|
|
 
|
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2020 02:37
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2020 02:37
|
|
theironjef posted:Can't do nearly as good but wanted to try anyway You did much better than most
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2020 03:03
|
|
|
Trumps Baby Hands posted:You did much better than most I passed on "Kiss my rear end Bitch I'll be at Duane's" because it looked bad on the logo maker thing.
|
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2020 05:33
|
|
|
Who What Now posted:Goons continue to be terrible at matching meters This is a Thing all over the internet, and it bugs me so much! Especially with such as limericks, where people only know the rhyming scheme and don't even try to match the meter. Anyway here's my thing, I had to awkwardly drop a space but I think it's worth it to keep the two clauses separate:
|
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2020 14:38
|
|
|
I'm more of a solo guy
|
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2020 15:28
|
|
|
just popping into to say that Achewood still owns hard in 2020 and is a solace in these lovely times EDIT: the friendship between ray and roast beef is just  
Missionary Positron fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Apr 8, 2020 |
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2020 10:55
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 8, 2020 19:20
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 9, 2020 02:03
|
|
|
Somewhere around here I have a stoned lightning shirt. It's old and worn now but it owned so hard back in the day.
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2020 21:55
|
|
|
OH BABY I GOT NO MONEY
|
|
#
?
Apr 11, 2020 06:10
|
|
|
Roast Beef is out there being the future of baseball 
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2020 16:13
|
|
|
Why is Mingus such a dick?
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2020 16:16
|
|
|
I feel like I've known people like Nightlife. Nightlife seems like the kind of guy who looks cool in your early 20s but once you get a bit older you realise he's basically a huge piece of poo poo that parachutes from one hosed up situation to the next smelling like roses. Think showbiz with a better coat of paint and sense for money. Edit: gently caress Nightlife Just Offscreen fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Apr 13, 2020 |
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2020 16:21
|
|
|
Y'all mean on Nightlife but he has a publishing credit and all the injuries in the immediate area of the man were due to people who can't handle the reefer. Showbiz buys car stereos from magazines.
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2020 21:58
|
|
|
Seriously, what kind of dickwad fast-pitches in a friendly amateur softball game. What kind of snob specifically requests Tuaca from a home bar. He was obviously disappointed that Ray had the Tuaca.
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2020 22:05
|
|
|
Now I'm actually wondering if I even LIKE Nightlife, man. I'll see you later, I got to take stock. (I didn't really notice until this year how he just fuckin vanishes when poo poo goes sideways, I guess I was too focused on his snappy clothes and how in my head he sounds exactly like Tone Loc)
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2020 23:07
|
|
|
Phy posted:in my head he sounds exactly like Tone Loc Oh good, that’s not just me.
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2020 23:09
|
|
|
Halloween Jack posted:Seriously, what kind of dickwad fast-pitches in a friendly amateur softball game. What kind of snob specifically requests Tuaca from a home bar. He was obviously disappointed that Ray had the Tuaca. Ray's house has wings on it. He definitely has Tuaca.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2020 05:08
|
|
|
17 years ago today, the strip that gave me one of my favorite alt-texts Prison is supposed to be a really hard place to get out of
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 03:40
|
|
|
That's not alt-text that's just text
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 04:36
|
|
|
I wasn't gonna quote the alt-text, you gotta go look at the strip for that Also, like most Achewood strips, the actual text is very good
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 04:43
|
|
|
PYF eco-telligent best-stitute. Forget what you know about craveless nori!
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 22:00
|
|
|
ColdPie posted:PYF eco-telligent best-stitute. Tim Fadone's "Breath of a Healer" Wicksocks™. Best part is after they fold as a brand, Pat's all smug about fixing the failure of his product: quote:Tim Fadone's "Breath of a Healer" Wicksocks™ are gone (poor Tim - I emailed him, don't worry). Pat's an rear end in a top hat.
|
|
#
?
Apr 19, 2020 00:16
|
|
|
Simon Hanselman has started a new series with his characters called Crisis Zone that is following them through quarantine that has some achewood vibes on her instagram (starting here): https://www.instagram.com/p/B9sB-C3hQ_X/?igshid=s2o5k21ihm9i Really makes me wish Onstad would come back and do something similar with Achewood
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 19, 2020 04:31
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 28, 2024 23:34 |
|
|
JethroMcB posted:17 years ago today, the strip that gave me one of my favorite alt-texts 1956 The Devils of Monte Carlo (1956)
|
|
#
?
Apr 19, 2020 13:38
|
|
