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Hyrax Attack!: Jan 13, 2009; We demand to be taken seriously

> Drive to Costco

# ? Apr 9, 2020 15:35

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:30

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Hyrax Attack! posted:

> Drive to Costco

>stock up on more TP

# ? Apr 9, 2020 16:16

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

> Ask Carl if he likes movies about gladiators

# ? Apr 9, 2020 18:09

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

Hyrax Attack! posted:

> Drive to Costco

Buy Carl and the little girl a hotdog and soda (with free refill).

# ? Apr 9, 2020 19:47

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Pinche Rudo posted:

>seductively fondle the fuzzy dice

Sombrerotron posted:

> Ask Carl if he likes movies about gladiators

beanieson posted:

> Place right hand on Carl�s thigh

> "Was your back the only thing that stiffened?"

# ? Apr 9, 2020 19:51

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Do this to Carl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtkST5-ZFHw

When his defenses are down, add him to inventory

OR

Present your rear end to Carl and tell him that you heard no one rides for free

# ? Apr 9, 2020 20:31

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Present your rear end to Carl and tell him that you heard no one rides for free

this is a pretty good idea

# ? Apr 9, 2020 20:47

a dmc delorean: Jul 2, 2006; Live the dream

malder posted:

> "wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

# ? Apr 9, 2020 20:51

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

this is a pretty good idea

>Road Head

# ? Apr 9, 2020 20:56

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

> get to know carl
> tell carl about your life
> become friends, for real

# ? Apr 9, 2020 21:05

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

RepeatingMeme posted:

> get to know carl
> tell carl about your life
> become friends, for real

This, but also this:

> clench bone shanks menacingly entire time

# ? Apr 9, 2020 21:07

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Outrail posted:

>Road Head

# ? Apr 9, 2020 21:40

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Ask Carl about his plans for Easter

# ? Apr 9, 2020 21:47

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Wait, I forgot theres a child present, maybe no sex stuff for now

# ? Apr 9, 2020 22:09

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Wait, I forgot theres a child present, maybe no sex stuff for now

Inventory exists outside of real time and space.

# ? Apr 9, 2020 22:13

Pahilla the Hun: Jul 24, 2007; Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

> slowly spoon the hog food into Carl's mouth

# ? Apr 9, 2020 22:20

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

malder posted:

> "wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

# ? Apr 9, 2020 22:55

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

Pahilla the Hun posted:

> slowly spoon the hog food into Carl's mouth

while asking

malder posted:

> "wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

# ? Apr 9, 2020 23:04

corgski: Feb 6, 2007; Silly goose, you're here forever.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

> Drive to Costco

# ? Apr 9, 2020 23:27

AF: Oct 8, 2007; hi

Hyrax Attack! posted:

> Drive to Costco

# ? Apr 9, 2020 23:36

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

malder posted:

> "wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

# ? Apr 9, 2020 23:41

Koaxke: Jan 18, 2009

Pahilla the Hun posted:

> slowly spoon the hog food into Carl's mouth

# ? Apr 9, 2020 23:45

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

beanieson posted:

This, but also this:

> clench bone shanks menacingly entire time

# ? Apr 10, 2020 01:01

The Strangest Finch: Nov 23, 2007

promising carl posted:

Carl I have to be straight with you. I have a child in my pocket.

Honesty is the best policy. Carl is our friend, why would we hide anything from him?

# ? Apr 10, 2020 02:39

Space T Rex: Sep 15, 2007; Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

Pahilla the Hun posted:

> slowly spoon the hog food into Carl's mouth

There it is, finally something that feels like the logical next step in this situation

# ? Apr 10, 2020 05:33

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

> taste hog food

# ? Apr 10, 2020 06:22

Dark Off: Aug 14, 2015

RepeatingMeme posted:

> get to know carl
> tell carl about your life
> become friends, for real

Pahilla the Hun posted:

> slowly spoon the hog food into Carl's mouth

# ? Apr 10, 2020 09:37

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Pahilla the Hun posted:

> slowly and sensuously spoon the hog food into Carl's mouth

# ? Apr 10, 2020 09:50

Mudfly: Jun 10, 2012

> Explain to him you think the pig might be 'against us'

# ? Apr 10, 2020 10:46

The Dirtiest Harry: May 31, 2011; "Now you know why they call me Dirty Harry: every dirty job that comes along."

>Yank the steering wheel with one hand and Carl's balls with the other, while yelling "Jesus, take the wheel"

# ? Apr 10, 2020 10:50

Plumps: Apr 21, 2010

I'm glad we all agree that this guy is called carl, but we should make sure.

>ask carl if his name is carl

# ? Apr 10, 2020 13:01

Pahilla the Hun: Jul 24, 2007; Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Plumps posted:

I'm glad we all agree that this guy is called carl, but we should make sure.

>ask carl if his name is carl

you're right, but we're in too deep. if we ask now we'll blow our cover!

# ? Apr 10, 2020 15:16

RC Cola: Aug 1, 2011; Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Schweinhund posted:

>"Take me to the White House"

RepeatingMeme posted:

> get to know carl
> tell carl about your life
> become friends, for real

> Let child out of inventory and ask "Is this yours?" to carl

RC Cola fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Apr 10, 2020

# ? Apr 10, 2020 21:01

Willfrey: Jul 20, 2007; Why don't the poors simply buy more money?; Fun Shoe

>Feed Carl some hog food

# ? Apr 10, 2020 21:13

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

> tell Carl � good news, we�re pregnant!� and then remove child from inventory

# ? Apr 10, 2020 21:54

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited