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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



Always grade A.

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SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Jay Rust posted:

Kirschen: not dead yet

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Johnny Walker posted:

Is he implying Jews didn't die from the bubonic plague?



While many Jews did die during the plague, the disease did not effect Jewish communities nearly as badly as most others in Europe at the time due to ritual cleanliness being an important part of Jewish practice. Basically Jews washed their hands and bathed more often than the average European so less died of the plague.

Of course, this ultimately led to Jews being thought to be the cause of the plague and sparked a rash of pogroms so, a bunch of Jews ended up dying during the plague anyway.

Meanwhile COVID is hitting Haredi/Orthodox communities very hard due to their adherance to rituals regardless of social distancing. Dry Bones is drawing a comparison between these two things.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
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Gaybies Nomination Gaslighter Special

e:f;b

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


what the gently caress is going on with the geometry here

he's looking to his right at something that's behind him and to his left

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Fister Roboto posted:

what the gently caress is going on with the geometry here

he's looking to his right at something that's behind him and to his left

drew the newspaper vending machine first, found clipart of the dog second, "eh good enough"

The Copper Kaiser
Sep 6, 2010

I am a high-iq mentally retarded adult, and bring to bear on intellectual pursuits the demonic energy that characterizes my species!

The best way to help the elderly right now is to touch their hands.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Part of me wonders if conservatives after this will realize how severe punishment prison is. But a bigger part of me knows that they will not.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Alhazred posted:

Part of me wonders if conservatives after this will realize how severe punishment prison is. But a bigger part of me knows that they will not.

Oh they will, and they'll be all the more gleeful to inflict it on The Bad People. The cruelty that can be inflicted when in power is the point of their ideology

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

quote:

BECAUSE CORRUPTION IS CORRUPTION, NO MATTER HOW SMALL!
President Trump did the right thing in freezing all funding to the World Health Organization. In the past, maybe this organization tried to help the world, but today, it is a corrupt relic dedicated to covering up China’s mistakes.

Trump announced the hold on U.S. funding for the W.H.O., saying “We spend $500 million a year,” and noted that China only spends $30 million-$40 million annually.

The president said the W.H.O., an agency of the U.N., had participated in “mismanaging and covering up” the spread of the coronavirus around the world.

“The W.H.O. pushed China’s misinformation about the virus, saying it was not communicable, and there was no need for travel bans,” Trump said.

The White House’s Office of Management and Budget has redirected funds from the World Health Organization to charitable groups such as Samaritan’s Purse and the Red Cross, the New York Post reported Thursday.

The US funds the WHO to the tune of 500 million a year, where as China spends 30 million, and reaps all the benefits. How is that fair?

We would rather see the funding go to American charities instead of a globalist, America hating organizations like the WHO.

And while Trump is at it, he should defund the UN and move them out of New York.

Of course, the brain dead celebrities staged a concert on Saturday fundraising for the commies at WHO.

The usual suspects showed up including Paul “Yeah, Yeah Socialism” McCartney, Granny Madonna and Lady “Gag me” Gaga proclaiming WHO chief Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, a “superstar”. How much did China pay her for that?

They ended up raising about 55 million, a drop in the bucket considering the 500 million that was defunded.

Remember China lied, People died, and the WHO covered it up!

Tina

This cartoon has yet another disclaimer of something to buy, this time the original drawing of the cartoon itself for only $299.00. The Garrisons must really be desperate for cash.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

The book Seuss wrote as remorse for his racism against the Japanese being used for racism against different Asians.

It’s like poetry.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Farking Bastage posted:

He actually did a decent caricature of Frank Pentangeli. reluctant props.

Ramirez tends to do an okay cariacture at first pass but than as he continues to draw the same person it just devolves into a nightmare. There's an actually pretty good caricature he did of Obama from the 08 Dem primaries, for example.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Pants Donkey posted:

The book Seuss wrote as remorse for his racism against the Japanese being used for racism against different Asians.

It’s like poetry.

Not to mention they're depicting Donald Hortrump fighting corruption by... literally shaking down the little people for pocket change.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I am actually kinda glad the usual shitlords didn't make a comic about the worst mass shooting in Canadian history Sunday

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/Illustrious_Cee/status/1252205375568445440



(This does not look like Ben's art but I'm not surprised it's got his name on it. It's also been suggested that it's a parody. Either way, I saw it so you have to see it.)

SneezeOfTheDecade fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Apr 21, 2020

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
"""""""heterosexuality"""""""

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Los Angeles fills Venice Skate Park with sand to discourage prohibited gatherings

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



This is referencing the Tiananmen tank guy right?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

https://twitter.com/Illustrious_Cee/status/1252205375568445440



(This does not look like Ben's art but I'm not surprised it's got his name on it. It's also been suggested that it's a parody. Either way, I saw it so you have to see it.)
It’s a parody. Goon-made, if I recall?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


If this had been done two weeks ago, before the anti-quarantine protests, Lester would have been making fun of those drat punk kids (millennials) for wanting to go to the skate park in a pandemic.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Pants Donkey posted:

It’s a parody. Goon-made, if I recall?

Yeah that's definitely from an older iteration of this thread.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
This got posted in a meme thread but it belongs here.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Flipperwaldt posted:

This is referencing the Tiananmen tank guy right?

Yes, absolutely. Remember - liberty means never having to change habits and certainly means never doing anything that might prioritize other people and their safety.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Shugojin posted:

There's an actually pretty good caricature he did of Obama from the 08 Dem primaries, for example.

[citation needed]

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

I adore the art in this one. The dog is great, but the expression on the cat-slug is just perfect.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

A dog would never forego the chance to be an emotional support animal

pfunkdaddy
Nov 19, 2004

*makes it rain*

Jay Rust posted:

A dog would never forego the chance to be an emotional support animal

Good avatar post combo

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


"Skateboarding is not a crime."
—Mike Lester

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Fantastic. I immediately recognized Roy Lot and Bob de Genericwhiteguy.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

I dont know posted:

I adore the art in this one. The dog is great, but the expression on the cat-slug is just perfect.

I believe the technical term is cat-loaf.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the evolution of parliament – James I’s Parliament of 1614, lasting two months and two days, saw no bills pass and became known as the Addled Parliament"

Telegraph:

I can't give you a date for school reopenings, says UK minister – video

Matt:


Independent:

Vital PPE kit, including 400,000 gowns, delayed on way to UK

Times:

Harry and Meghan tell UK tabloids they will no longer deal with them

Evening Standard:

Branson to mortgage Caribbean island as he seeks Virgin bailout

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?


quote:

AOC CHEERS OIL CRASH, “YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE IT” THEN DELETES TWEET
U.S. oil futures, known as West Texas Intermediate or WTI, traded negative for the first time in history. It means that, for a while anyway, oil was less than worthless. Those holding the oil would have to pay for storage, just as one has to pay a garbage man to take away garbage.

This all came about due to an oil glut and lack of consumption, thanks to the coronavirus shut down as well as the oil price war between Saudi Arabia and Russia. The latter in particular would like to see US oil companies shut down and or go bankrupt. That would mean more American lost jobs, more defaults on mortgages and bank loans. It might also mean lower gasoline prices, but not many are driving right now because too many jobs have been cancelled.



But Muh Green New Deal!

Things are going to weirder as the economic truck races down a steep grade without brakes. What’s next, negative interest rates?



It’s time to reopen America and get back to work.


Ben Garrison

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Yet another sheltered safe old white dude telling the poor to work

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
Lester comparing skaters to the Tiananmen Square guy makes a bit more sense when you remember these guys spent the weekend comparing their astroturfed protestors to Rosa Parks.


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Decided to check out "AlphaNewsMN.com", and the top story is about how a Muslim neighborhood in Minneapolis is going to broadcast call to prayer over a loudspeaker during Ramadan, since they can't go to mosque.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011


hell yeah!

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

I'm surprised Lester had a problem with the quarantine. I mean, abusers usually like it when their victims can't get out of the house.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Omg this is beautiful. One of the top brancos for sure.

Political Cartoons 2020: OH NO!

Fathis Munk fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Apr 22, 2020

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Incredible Branco. Easily the most important cartoon since CumPass.

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Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Rowe:

Virgin Australia airlines is in voluntary administration, with the potential to leave Australia with only a single national carrier again.

Spooner:

The government's response to Virgin Australia so far is let the market do its thing.

Broelman:

Malcolm Turnbull is still doing the rounds through the media spruiking his new book about how all his former colleagues are the absolute worst.

Wilcox:


Zanetti:

Scott Morrison is now emphasising that the new tracking app for coronavirus will be voluntary only after a lot of his own side were unhappy about it, the most vocal being former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce.

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