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Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

>put snake in pants

# ? Apr 21, 2020 06:01

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:41

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

Anton Chigurh posted:

> run over snake with battle wagon

Unfinish3d posted:

less risk of gettin' bit

also take a phial of whatever's brewing in the cauldron

# ? Apr 21, 2020 06:05

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

> poo poo in cauldron
> piss in snakes face

# ? Apr 21, 2020 06:05

Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

Giraffe posted:

> poo poo in cauldron
> piss in snakes face

Love what you've done with the place

# ? Apr 21, 2020 06:11

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

> Search house for toilet paper

> Question the snake about where the loot is if you don't find any

# ? Apr 21, 2020 06:17

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

> get snake

# ? Apr 21, 2020 06:32

Space T Rex: Sep 15, 2007; Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

Backweb posted:

> cast enlarge balls on the snake

# ? Apr 21, 2020 06:43

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

> fuse with the snake

# ? Apr 21, 2020 06:51

Douche4Sale: May 8, 2003; ...and then God said, "Let there be douche!"

> Stone cold stunner the snake
> poo poo on its corpse

Douche4Sale fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Apr 21, 2020

# ? Apr 21, 2020 07:06

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

>throw snake in cauldron

>poo poo in cauldron

>drink cauldron

>Loot shelf

# ? Apr 21, 2020 07:36

Dark Off: Aug 14, 2015

Backweb posted:

> cast enlarge balls on the snake

# ? Apr 21, 2020 08:06

Beartaco: Apr 10, 2007; by sebmojo

Backweb posted:

> cast enlarge balls on the snake

# ? Apr 21, 2020 08:10

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

Backweb posted:

> cast enlarge balls on the snake

beanieson posted:

>Cook snake in cauldron

>Eat snake soup

# ? Apr 21, 2020 08:20

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

> Tie snake around your waist to serve as a belt

> Drink from cauldron

# ? Apr 21, 2020 10:37

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Backweb posted:

> cast enlarge balls on the snake

Arrhythmia posted:

>Fatally tread upon snake

# ? Apr 21, 2020 10:44

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

>tread on snake

# ? Apr 21, 2020 11:32

Less Is Definitely: Jan 10, 2012

Anton Chigurh posted:

> run over snake with battle wagon

Lower risk of getting bit AND we finally get to see our contraption maim and kill something. :killdozer:

# ? Apr 21, 2020 11:37

Plumps: Apr 21, 2010

>kill snake

>mount snake in battlewagon skull as amusing tongue replica so it flaps about when we drive around

# ? Apr 21, 2020 11:52

a glitch: Jun 27, 2008; no wait stop; Soiled Meat

Backweb posted:

> cast enlarge balls on the snake

# ? Apr 21, 2020 12:11

Koaxke: Jan 18, 2009

Plumps posted:

>kill snake

>mount snake in battlewagon skull as amusing tongue replica so it flaps about when we drive around

# ? Apr 21, 2020 13:39

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

>make lasso out of snake

# ? Apr 21, 2020 14:18

Chevy Slyme: May 2, 2004; We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

beanieson posted:

>Cook snake in cauldron

>Eat snake soup

# ? Apr 21, 2020 14:39

piss explosion: Apr 2, 2005; I THINK MURDER AND BIGOTRY ARE FUNNY!!

>ask the snake "what grade are you in at school?" and then "do you like hot fudge sundaes?"

# ? Apr 21, 2020 16:00

a starchy tuber: Sep 9, 2002; hi yes I'm very normal

> skip the snake like a rope. gotta get some cardio

# ? Apr 21, 2020 16:11

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

> grab snake by tail and whip it as hard as you can

# ? Apr 21, 2020 16:13

a starchy tuber: Sep 9, 2002; hi yes I'm very normal

finalellipsis posted:

> grab snake by tail and whip it as hard as you can

While shouting "NOW WHO'S DETAINED BITCH"

# ? Apr 21, 2020 16:15

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

promising carl posted:

While shouting "NOW WHO'S DETAINED BITCH"

# ? Apr 21, 2020 16:49

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

> Pour cauldron into gas tank to supercharge wagon

# ? Apr 21, 2020 17:59

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

Anton Chigurh posted:

> run over snake with battle wagon

# ? Apr 21, 2020 18:02

Borden: Jul 23, 2008

RepeatingMeme posted:

> Pour cauldron into gas tank to supercharge wagon

Voting for this. Also the snake whip.

# ? Apr 21, 2020 18:37

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Backweb posted:

> cast enlarge balls on the snake

# ? Apr 21, 2020 19:53

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

>hitch the cauldron to the wagon and serve it as free samples in Costco (after making GBS threads in it)

Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Apr 21, 2020

# ? Apr 21, 2020 19:57

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

haha I loved that update. just wanted to say that

also

>feed snake to Babe, he's a growing boy

# ? Apr 21, 2020 20:02

The Strangest Finch: Nov 23, 2007

>Take Snake

>Put Snake in Cauldron

>Search room for seasonings... can't be eating plain snake stew. This is may be the apocalypse but we aren't a barbarian.

# ? Apr 21, 2020 20:09

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

>Turn snake into whip. Return to Costco and ask for snake whip warranty.

# ? Apr 21, 2020 20:22

a starchy tuber: Sep 9, 2002; hi yes I'm very normal

> turn snake into whip, the kind you can ghostride

# ? Apr 21, 2020 20:25

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

promising carl posted:

> turn snake into whip, the kind you can ghostride

>gas break dip while you ghostride the whip(snake)

# ? Apr 21, 2020 20:28

pseudorandom: Jun 16, 2010; Yam Slacker

The Strangest Finch posted:

>Take Snake

>Put Snake in Cauldron

>Search room for seasonings... can't be eating plain snake stew. This is may be the apocalypse but we aren't a barbarian.

> Add some broth, a potato
> Babe, you got a stew going

# ? Apr 21, 2020 20:31

wynott dunn: Aug 9, 2006; What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Pinche Rudo posted:

>hitch the cauldron to the wagon and serve it as free samples in Costco (after making GBS threads in it)

# ? Apr 21, 2020 21:17

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:41

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

>feed those many rats laying around to the snake. Search hut.

# ? Apr 21, 2020 21:36

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