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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
> run toward the farm yelling "The Azure Sky is already dead; the Yellow Sky will soon rise. When the year is jiǎzǐ, there will be prosperity under Heaven!"

> Also recruit Lü Bu

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Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
> roll down hill

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

finalellipsis posted:

> roll down hill

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

finalellipsis posted:

> roll down hill

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

finalellipsis posted:

> roll down hill

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
> Liberate the farm. Now that the flag is down it is yours for the taking.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

>Wear the flag as a skirt with the balls dangling down

Mudfly
Jun 10, 2012
It's a good thing the sun isnt visible.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

a glitch posted:

>Slide down the hill on your arse, leaving behind a streak of red and brown on the grass

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
>wallow in the mud

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

a glitch posted:

>Slide down the hill on your arse, leaving behind a streak of red and brown on the grass

Tenzarin posted:

> run toward the farm yelling "The Azure Sky is already dead; the Yellow Sky will soon rise. When the year is jiǎzǐ, there will be prosperity under Heaven!"

> Also recruit Lü Bu

a glitch fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Apr 25, 2020

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
>Follow Comrade Lin Biao, reject Confucianism, and read Mao Zedong thought.

Koaxke
Jan 18, 2009

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

> Liberate the farm. Now that the flag is down it is yours for the taking.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Pinche Rudo posted:

>Wear the flag as a skirt with the balls dangling down

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Xelkelvos posted:

>wallow in the mud

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Pinche Rudo posted:

>Wear the flag as a skirt with the balls dangling down

and

Mudfly posted:

It's a good thing the sun isnt visible.

> don't let that stop your spellcasting

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
>Meet Babe's family
>Cast enlarge balls on Babe's family
>Cast poop on Babe's family

Operation Pigballspoop is a go.

The Strangest Finch
Nov 23, 2007

>Wear flag as a cape

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Pinche Rudo posted:

>Wear the flag as a skirt with the balls dangling down



finalellipsis posted:

> roll down hill



EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>Combine bowl of magic liquid with mysterious green substence, then drink the concoction

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
>enlarge balls on strange animal

>feed snake soup to strange animal

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
>Cast enlarge balls on the asian rice hat

>Put on the hat

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"
Eat the dead pangolin to gain its magical coronapowers.

The Strangest Finch
Nov 23, 2007

>follow hog-tracks
>ready magic soup to splash on the first moving thing we see

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Xelkelvos posted:

>enlarge balls on strange animal

beanieson posted:

>Cast enlarge balls on the asian rice hat

>Put on the hat

> enlarge balls on the corpses

but also...

> be mindful and respectful of other cultures

> Save game

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
> wear hat (in a culturally respectful way)

> rub strange green material on exposed balls

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
> cast enlarge babe on balls

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Backweb posted:

> enlarge balls on the corpses

It's the influence of the pig balls thread.. it's all I want now too.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Xelkelvos posted:

>enlarge balls on strange animal

I think it will help us understand what kind of creature it is

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
>Throw rock at button to gate, lowering it onto of the attacking monster a-la Jedi knight style.

Or

>if monster tries to bite at you, jam femur into mouths straight up, securely keeping the mouth open and unable to close. What a predicament!

Also

>search bodies

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
>inspect pangolin for huge mammaries

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

>combine the green substance with the magic potion and use it as a dipping sauce for the pangolin. Chow down on that sweet pangolin meat

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






> open character sheet

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

McSpanky posted:

> open character sheet

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

> Take hat

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
>walk out side of the hut and continue walking down the hill.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

McSpanky posted:

> open character sheet

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Tenzarin posted:

>walk out side of the hut and continue walking down the hill.

Yeah gently caress this main quest for a while, let’s go join the thieves guild.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

>Tie Pangolin tail to femur to make PangoFlail

>Dip PangoFlail in witches brew for +Something.

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Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

EorayMel posted:

>Combine bowl of magic liquid with mysterious green substence, then drink the concoction

then

>cast enlarge babe on babe x5

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