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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Outrail posted:

Mods!

I know dude, it's loving gross.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 02:50

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:36

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I know dude, it's loving gross.

Send me to cat jail GM.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 02:57

Fargin Icehole: Feb 19, 2011; Pet me.

Spectral_beard posted:

> follow hog tracks

The Hog is the key to all this

# ? Apr 27, 2020 03:05

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Gridlocked posted:

Send me to cat jail GM.

>BAN sick filth

# ? Apr 27, 2020 03:18

Plumps: Apr 21, 2010

what if the real cure was the friends we made along the way?

>SUMMON Carl

>CAST Friendship ON Carl

>SPRAY Carl WITH Magic Liquid

>PUMMEL Carl WITH Femurs

until he produces a cure

# ? Apr 27, 2020 05:32

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

well we havent masterbated yet that could very well work

# ? Apr 27, 2020 06:10

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Tenzarin posted:

well we havent masterbated yet that could very well work

drink magic liquid. pass out for a few hours. wake up. masturbate. having been filtered through our body, a cure has been produced via magic liquid

# ? Apr 27, 2020 06:25

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Spectral_beard posted:

> follow hog tracks

# ? Apr 27, 2020 06:45

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

Oh no where did Babe go :ohdear:

~~> roll bones (femurs) to develop a translation spell~~

McSpanky fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Apr 27, 2020

# ? Apr 27, 2020 06:54

cock hero flux: Apr 17, 2011

>eat the creature

# ? Apr 27, 2020 06:58

Fanelien: Nov 23, 2003

>Inform the creature that you have discovered your sexual identity.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 07:15

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

>cast enlarge balls on the creature

>cast enlarge balls on the boulder

>get a nice three way ball rub going

# ? Apr 27, 2020 07:59

Beartaco: Apr 10, 2007; by sebmojo

> "Are you the coronavirus?"

# ? Apr 27, 2020 08:45

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

> reply: "not much dog what's up w/you"

# ? Apr 27, 2020 08:46

Beartaco: Apr 10, 2007; by sebmojo

Miss posted:

> reply: "not much dog what's up w/you"

# ? Apr 27, 2020 08:47

yoloer420: May 19, 2006

> use 'grow balls' spell on creature
> use 'grow balls' spell on large rock

# ? Apr 27, 2020 09:18

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Guys, those are bats on the ceiling!!!

# ? Apr 27, 2020 09:44

wynott dunn: Aug 9, 2006; What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Miss posted:

> reply: "not much dog what's up w/you"

# ? Apr 27, 2020 09:54

a glitch: Jun 27, 2008; no wait stop; Soiled Meat

>Ask creature if they've seen a pig anywhere

Babe :ohdear:

# ? Apr 27, 2020 10:41

Hello Sailor: May 3, 2006; we're all mad here

> ask "do you have bofa?"

# ? Apr 27, 2020 10:53

yoloer420: May 19, 2006

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Guys, those are bats on the ceiling!!!

> Cast 'enlarge balls' on ceiling bats

# ? Apr 27, 2020 11:10

Backweb: Feb 14, 2009

Hello Sailor posted:

> ask "do you have bofa?"

# ? Apr 27, 2020 11:15

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Miss posted:

> reply: "not much dog what's up w/you"

# ? Apr 27, 2020 12:06

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

Hello Sailor posted:

> ask "do you have bofa?"

lol, I should've known a cryptography nerd was watching

+1 to action

# ? Apr 27, 2020 12:24

Koaxke: Jan 18, 2009

>Eat creature. Gain Corona powers

# ? Apr 27, 2020 13:02

Hello Sailor: May 3, 2006; we're all mad here

McSpanky posted:

lol, I should've known a cryptography nerd was watching

+1 to action

It was a really simple one (which I'm sure was intentional). If there's a three-character word and the last character shows up a lot, try assuming the word is "the", then see if anything else jumps out at you.

If it had been more complicated, I would've just gone "ugh, :effort:

" and let a real puzzle-solver have at it.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 13:12

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Miss posted:

> reply: "not much dog what's up w/you"

Hello Sailor posted:

> ask "do you have bofa?"

# ? Apr 27, 2020 13:14

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Hello Sailor posted:

> ask "do you have bofa?"

# ? Apr 27, 2020 14:07

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

>Cast Enlarge Balls on the boulder. Then kick said balls.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 14:19

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

>�I�m gay�

Or alternatively,

Miss posted:

> reply: "not much dog what's up w/you"

# ? Apr 27, 2020 14:28

Chevy Slyme: May 2, 2004; We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

Fanelien posted:

>Inform the creature that you have discovered your sexual identity.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 15:09

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

yoloer420 posted:

> Cast 'enlarge balls' on ceiling bats

Pinche Rudo posted:

>cast enlarge balls on the creature

>cast enlarge balls on the boulder

Hello Sailor posted:

> ask "do you have bofa?"

# ? Apr 27, 2020 16:25

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

>enlarge balls on bat so it falls onto creature.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 16:33

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

The boulder IS the big balls. :psyduck:

The spell won't work!

# ? Apr 27, 2020 17:00

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

if we enlarge it enough it will crush the creature /w the ceiling

>cast enlarge balls on the boulder
>cast enlarge balls on the boulder
>cast enlarge balls on the boulder

# ? Apr 27, 2020 17:13