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22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



oh but seriously I posted:

Trying to Big Dick it with a master's is just... it's just... what are you doing? People can see this

At this point its just a running gag.

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

StarkRavingMad posted:

https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes/status/1254908184273334273

Interviews with Dustin Rhodes and Darby, recap of the Darby/Cody history, Jake promo for Archer, Leva writes a letter to Peter, and new stuff on the whiteboard to decipher

I legitimately love that there is a jobber feud between Avalon and Cutler, and that Leva acknowledges it here :)

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Marko is a little nuisance who got left in the woods by his parents for vaping at school and Jurassic Express adopted him

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Gumball Gumption posted:

We have two mods now, I'm pretty sure Junpei could punish you for getting too horny.

The day I probate for horny is the day I die

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Junpei Hyde posted:

The day I probate for horny is the day I die

I've been shot with sixers twice for it. I lived.

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


Junpei Hyde posted:

The day I probate for horny is the day I die

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

be careful not to get in trouble

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Apr 28, 2020

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



OMG we have a winner.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Luchasaurus sucked the moment he opened his mouth.

I've said it before but when he grabbed the mic and roared and then was like ":smug: heh, I bet you thought I sounded like that. Actually I'm really smart and I have a master's degree in medieval history" it immediately made him a lot less cool and I can't get over it. I loved Luchasaurus before that. I do not watching Being the Elite, nor am I going to, so I can't comment on the stuff he does on there.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

There are much larger grievances in the world of wrestling, even in the world of AEW, than the dumb Luchasaurus bit that he hasn't done in months.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

NienNunb posted:

There are much larger grievances in the world of wrestling, even in the world of AEW, than the dumb Luchasaurus bit that he hasn't done in months.

It only took a little of the bloom off the rose for me, but his bad ring work did the rest.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

NienNunb posted:

There are much larger grievances in the world of wrestling, even in the world of AEW, than the dumb Luchasaurus bit that he hasn't done in months.

Jungle Jack is cooler

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He came back from his injury noticeably slower than he used to be and I think that's probably down to him - if I remember right - not taking the time off to properly heal up or even get the surgery he needed?

I still dig the group and he's a fun part of it, but I do think it probably would have been to his benefit to take some time off to heal up. I imagine he didn't want to risk ducking out when he had found himself part of a hot act in a new promotion, and none of them thought COVID was gonna be a thing, but I think he's probably done himself more damage in the long run.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

If the dinosaur man grumbled instead of talked I would appreciate it more.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Luchasaurus has always been the weakest part of the team and I think everyone involved knows it. WWE ruined tag teams by making you constantly think “who is the Jannetty?” but Luchasaurus is def the Jannetty.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I like his big kicks and his slow tope, and I like how much everyone in the group loves each other

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
He literally just needs to stand around and be a base for Jungle Jack and Marko to bounce off of.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

NienNunb posted:

I like how much everyone in the group loves each other

Absolutely agreed, they're a great unit.

The faux David Attenborough segment that ends with them walking together and Luchasaurus stopping Marko from just charging off unescorted rules.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

NienNunb posted:

There are much larger grievances in the world of wrestling, even in the world of AEW, than the dumb Luchasaurus bit that he hasn't done in months.
Still in the honeymoon phase of AEW right now, so I'm excitedly rooting for most everyone to succeed (even in the midst of the pandemic) and hoping for those that are currently lagging behind to develop more (though I'm thinking on timescales of months instead of instant gratification)

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
i like when luchasaurus does the big boot that transitions into stomping the other person into the ground

MathMathCalculation
Jan 1, 2006
So if Lance Archer is a Murderhawk, does that mean he's the next evolutionary step of Luchasaurus?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1255000072229662721

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



flatluigi posted:

i like when luchasaurus does the big boot that transitions into stomping the other person into the ground

Agreed. I hadn't thought about it, but maybe him being stuck in California through this whole thing will help him heal up, do some at-home physical therapy or something, maybe he can come back a bit more limber than he was. Obviously if he needs surgery he won't be able to get it right now because non-essential surgeries are off and you really don't want to go to the hospital unless it's life threatening right now. Maybe after this situation dies down and he gets some time back onscreen (because wrestlers are all addicted to performing and there's no way everyone isn't coming back as soon as they can) he'll be able to get surgery if he needs it, considering his position is pretty well secured at this point and he's got a year of working there to know it. I'm very impressed by what he can do at his age and size, but it would be nice if he was at 100%. I also really appreciate him as the put-upon single father of two in the interviews/promos they do.

He's also the only face giant that I can think of on the roster, Brody and Wardlow and Lance are all heels. I guess Hager is too but he also sucks so he doesn't count. Old Dustin has the height, but doesn't really seem to play up the power (assuming he has it at this point).

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I still thought Luchasaurus was cool when he came back from injury but then we got Wardlow and Archer and Mr Brodie and they're all way better than him which does expose him a bit. He still works well as a hot tag though and Jungle Boy's always been the star of that team anyway.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

MathMathCalculation posted:

So if Lance Archer is a Murderhawk, does that mean he's the next evolutionary step of Luchasaurus?

He's a Murderhawk Monster which would mean Luchasaurus Monster.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



If you’d combine Lance Archer and Luchasaurus, you would get Hawlucha :aaa:

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
MURDER

SAURUS

Clap clap clapclapclap

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Luchasaurus is really good for the position he's in, even if he's slowed down somewhat. Then again a huge hoss who does crazy flips is always gonna be at least OK in my book, so maybe I'm biased here.

PublicOpinion
Oct 21, 2010

Her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago...
I was pretty cold on his BTE bit but I've grown to like them as a weird Lucha Underground reunion.

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



I still like Luchasaurus in the ring, he's not as agile as he used to be but his strikes still flow well and it seems like he always manages to get a good knap on his kicks so they sound powerful. Plus that standing boot stomp is amazing.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
Finally getting around to Dynamite and the minute or so around "low-pe" and "do you know what suicida stands for in Spanish, Tony?" (Tony obviously giving Jericho room to work) "WHAT" "....I don't!" is just delightful.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I just learned that Shane Hagadorn works for AEW and that makes me feel really weird.


Like a word I forgot I knew appears and alters my reality a bit.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

yeah I was surprised no one's killed Shane Hagadorn yet. That dude was loathed for nearly a decade and promptly disappeared.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
I refuse to believe that there's a human being alive actually named Shane Hagadorn. That's a WWE guy destined for a burial level name.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Cerebral Bore posted:

I refuse to believe that there's a human being alive actually named Shane Hagadorn. That's a WWE guy destined for a burial level name.

Shane and Johnny Fairplay are the greatest heels ROH ever produced.

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Deathlove posted:

Finally getting around to Dynamite and the minute or so around "low-pe" and "do you know what suicida stands for in Spanish, Tony?" (Tony obviously giving Jericho room to work) "WHAT" "....I don't!" is just delightful.

one minute later where he says "I speak perfect Spanish" is the cherry on top.

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