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It's me I'm the leftist stealing flour, I'm going to bake a big loaf of delicious bread in the shape of Karl Marx and make people pledge eternal loyalty to the gay agenda to have any.
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# ? May 1, 2020 20:45 |
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Can I have some Gay Marx bread?
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# ? May 1, 2020 21:06 |
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Is the flour organic?
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# ? May 1, 2020 21:27 |
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I went to get flour from the local Democratic stockpile, but it had lesser-of-two weevils in it
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# ? May 1, 2020 21:30 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Is the flour organic? It's mineral-based.
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# ? May 1, 2020 21:31 |
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Brawnfire posted:I went to get flour from the local Democratic stockpile, but it had lesser-of-two weevils in it Beloved dad movie Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World has taught us we must always choose the lesser of two weevils.
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:01 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Musk is having, a normal one.
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:14 |
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Elon Musk https://twitter.com/masshysteric/status/1256334507721977862?s=20
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:31 |
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quote:Tesla's founder Elon Musk wiped $14bn off its value after tweeting its share price was too high in his opinion. You must admit that wiping value at a rate of $500M per character is pretty impressive.
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:39 |
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Kinda amazing how Elon loves to say how smart he is, then spends all of his time trying to prove himself wrong.
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:58 |
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Anora posted:Kinda amazing how Elon loves to say how smart he is, then spends all of his time trying to prove himself wrong. At least he's successful at that last bit.
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:05 |
So was listening to this tune on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS0qh5x8WfQ from an album that combines traditional folk of both Appalachia and China. And, then saw this comment.
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:07 |
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:13 |
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Volcott posted:Beloved dad movie Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World has taught us we must always choose the lesser of two weevils. Nonsense. A greater weevil would contain more protein when it comes time to eat it.
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:14 |
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I didn't know Games Workshop retconned the Age of Sigmar cosmology
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:19 |
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Anora posted:Kinda amazing how Elon loves to say how smart he is, then spends all of his time trying to prove himself wrong. "Trying"?
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:22 |
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Literally the only good thing Elon Musk has contributed to society was giving Robert Downey Jr. someone to refer to as a self-involved billionaire when constructing how he wanted to play Tony Stark. Everything else about the guy hits nearly every chord in the library of sad music notes from "this is reprehensible" to "omg why a public dipshit."
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:26 |
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mind the walrus posted:Literally the only good thing Elon Musk has contributed to society was giving Robert Downey Jr. someone to refer to as a self-involved billionaire when constructing how he wanted to play Tony Stark. Everything else about the guy hits nearly every chord in the library of sad music notes from "this is reprehensible" to "omg why a public dipshit." Who could have guessed that someone whose life was defined by getting money from South African apartheid mines would turn out to be a colossal shithead?
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:41 |
https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1256355369678278656?s=21
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# ? May 2, 2020 00:06 |
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I see Milano let that brief moment of self inspection go
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# ? May 2, 2020 00:12 |
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It's only a matter of time before Musk evolves to the final techbro stage: John McAfee
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# ? May 2, 2020 00:27 |
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Mak0rz posted:It's only a matter of time before Musk evolves to the final techbro stage: John McAfee Musk is too dull to become a McAfee. He's literally a billionaire married to a rockstar and his life is more boring than the average goon.
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# ? May 2, 2020 00:28 |
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Moo the cow posted:Musk is too dull to become a McAfee. Musk wouldn't be as interesting as McAfee if he hosed every beluga on the planet
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# ? May 2, 2020 00:33 |
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Moo the cow posted:Musk is too dull to become a McAfee. He's nearly 50 and shitposting while stoned like a 13yo who has smoked their first bowl of ditchweed. It would be sad if it wasn't loving up so many lives / the planet.
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# ? May 2, 2020 00:34 |
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I get the impression that at some point he's going to try to walk it all back and try to stuff the genie back in the bottle by claiming he was just 'memeing about meltdown may.'
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# ? May 2, 2020 00:45 |
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Filthy Haiku posted:I get the impression that at some point he's going to try to walk it all back and try to stuff the genie back in the bottle by claiming he was just 'memeing about meltdown may.' The lol, jk routine didn't work last time the SEC went for him. No reason it should this time (but he's rich and white so it probably will).
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# ? May 2, 2020 00:49 |
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Inceltown posted:The lol, jk routine didn't work last time the SEC went for him. No reason it should this time (but he's rich and white so it probably will). Yeah but he's a dipshit who cares about saving face to preserve his fragile ego.
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# ? May 2, 2020 00:58 |
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If buying things you don't need at all is like the 1980s soviet Union, I've been a communist my entire life (instead of an idiot)
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# ? May 2, 2020 01:05 |
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Buying things you don’t need is literally how the US economy functions
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# ? May 2, 2020 01:06 |
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https://twitter.com/freedom_memes/status/1243107179613184000
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# ? May 2, 2020 01:50 |
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Posted in the wrong thread. Oops.
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# ? May 2, 2020 01:51 |
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Inceltown posted:Who could have guessed that someone whose life was defined by getting money from South African apartheid mines would turn out to be a colossal shithead? Technically the mines were in Zambia.
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# ? May 2, 2020 02:00 |
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I've said it before, Elon Musk isn't a real life Tony Stark, he's a real life Norman Osborne.
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# ? May 2, 2020 02:47 |
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Imagine being dumb enough to think that Bill Cosby is more dangerous than Supreme Justice Kavanaugh
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# ? May 2, 2020 02:49 |
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Skwirl posted:I've said it before, Elon Musk isn't a real life Tony Stark, he's a real life Norman Osborne. Norman doesn't deserve that slander.
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# ? May 2, 2020 02:57 |
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mind the walrus posted:Literally the only good thing Elon Musk has contributed to society was giving Robert Downey Jr. someone to refer to as a self-involved billionaire when constructing how he wanted to play Tony Stark. Everything else about the guy hits nearly every chord in the library of sad music notes from "this is reprehensible" to "omg why a public dipshit." https://twitter.com/Cryptoterra/status/1256321016579547136 He did give us a few more things.
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:00 |
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That's uhhh umm. That's definitely an account.
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:03 |
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Brawnfire posted:I just can't get over this I've also read a bunch of articles that suggested having different types of fish oils in our diet allowed homo sapiens brains to develop better and may have been key to superior intelligence. They may also have been just trying to sell fish oil though.
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:15 |
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Skwirl posted:I've said it before, Elon Musk isn't a real life Tony Stark, he's a real life Norman Osborne. Perhaps if Norman Osborne was born rich and instead of being a brilliant scientist was just a dude who lucked into internet millions and built his reputation from that
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https://twitter.com/womensmarch/status/1256304774791737346
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