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That's not an A-12 though?
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May 8, 2020 20:27
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I mean even if the name is supposedly real and not a joke, I bet there's like a 70% chance that the kid has some boring real name on their birth certificate (and California has optionally confidential birth certificates) but Elon and the crew will keep up the stage name until the kid rebels or something
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May 8, 2020 21:26
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must kinda suck though to grow up and realize that people were making fun of your name on day 0
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May 8, 2020 21:30
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just did the math and i will most likely be alive for the x ae a-12 musk presidency
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May 8, 2020 21:33
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Watch it be like Xai Adash Twelve Musk on the birth certificate since Cali told them no.
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May 8, 2020 21:48
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Cat Face Joe posted:just did the math and i will most likely be alive for the x ae a-12 musk presidency I'm hoping I won't be
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May 8, 2020 22:38
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I'm hoping I won't be
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May 8, 2020 22:55
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CampingCarl posted:god emperor x ae a-12 will create a simulation of all those who did not vote for it to torture for all time. thats fine i'll be dead
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May 8, 2020 23:22
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what thread is this? i thought it was the beer thread tech bubble?
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May 8, 2020 23:31
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Share Bear posted:what thread is this? i thought it was the beer thread tesla
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May 8, 2020 23:37
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mmm, that reminds me of beer friday night, motherfuckas
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May 8, 2020 23:55
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don't talk to me or mæ son ever again
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May 8, 2020 23:56
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people are buying into it too much imo like hes not going to be some eccentric robot kid hes more likely to be one of those born-into-money fail ceos who makes everyone in the company attend molest-fest yoga retreats psiox posted:must kinda suck though to grow up and realize that people were making fun of your name on day 0 damaging your kid for life is such a small price to pay for sweet sweet twitter attention
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May 9, 2020 00:21
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Arcteryx Anarchist posted:I mean even if the name is supposedly real and not a joke, I bet there's like a 70% chance that the kid has some boring real name on their birth certificate (and California has optionally confidential birth certificates) but Elon and the crew will keep up the stage name until the kid rebels or something it's not a legal name in california btw no numbers or ligatures or other non-alphabet characters (including diacritical marks) are allowed for vital records, except for apostrophes and one hyphen in each name
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May 9, 2020 00:29
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Arcteryx Anarchist posted:Elon and the crew will keep up the stage name until the kid rebels or something a friend of mine wanted to tell their kid that their birthday was April 1, up until it was time to get their diver's license and then be like "ahhaha you have to wait until September actually, APRIL FOOLS", but the mother didn't want to go along with this 
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May 9, 2020 00:33
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:it's not a legal name in california btw wow what does california have against french and german and spanish
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May 9, 2020 00:33
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cobol
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May 9, 2020 00:38
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The French use ÇÔBÔL
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May 9, 2020 04:35
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suffix posted:people are buying into it too much imo a chip off the old block 
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May 9, 2020 04:44
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Chris Knight posted:cobol
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I literally can't think of a friend whose name would be California legal. Who needs non-ASCII characters, right? 
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Pardot posted:a friend of mine wanted to tell their kid that their birthday was April 1, up until it was time to get their diver's license and then be like "ahhaha you have to wait until September actually, APRIL FOOLS", but the mother didn't want to go along with this
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May 9, 2020 10:16
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I’m reading a book called Financial Shenanigans. it’s really impressive how ol musky and Tesla manages to tick every single box with a red flag... like, even the worst companies that have been exposed didn’t have ALL of them
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Xarn posted:I literally can't think of a friend whose name would be California legal. Who needs non-ASCII characters, right? yeah i know so many jåmęses
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May 9, 2020 14:34
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jesus WEP posted:i wish your friend didn’t have kids because they sound like a lovely parent 
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Sagebrush posted:oh well now it all makes sense ah yes, the famed sr-17 blackbirb, designed by the possumworks at lakemead
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May 9, 2020 14:53
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welp, there's the mask dropped. it even sounds like a trump tweet e: holy poo poo do not click through and read the replies. wow. the magnitude of the dicksucking
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May 9, 2020 19:20
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May 9, 2020 19:21
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lol i forgot that elon loves trump and used to work with him on that dumbass ceo group thing and donates to republicans
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May 9, 2020 19:22
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he's literally the heir to an apartheid emerald mine fortune. what made anybody think he has any liberal or progressive tendencies at all ever
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May 9, 2020 19:35
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not that he's progressive or anything, but his public attitudes are much more idiot anti-government libertarian, and he constantly acts like a five year old who drank all the fruit punch. it's easy to forget that he's still a billionaire
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:lol i forgot that elon loves trump and used to work with him on that dumbass ceo group thing and donates to republicans they had a public spat and he either left or got turfed from that advisory group i mean, they both suck, but i don't think they get along either. probably too similar
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Jonny 290 posted:he's literally the heir to an apartheid emerald mine fortune. what made anybody think he has any liberal or progressive tendencies at all ever b-b-b-b-but he tweeted that he's a socialist! that means he's our friend!!! by managing to be dense enough to miss the point of nearly every book, elon's a giant fan of iain m. banks' SF. one of the greatest self owns i have ever seen was elon getting into a twitter fight about whether actual socialist Banks would've approved of musk's union busting. with one of banks' closest personal friends. who was also a real socialist. it did not go well for ole musky although he almost certainly thought it did Sagebrush posted:not that he's progressive or anything, but his public attitudes are much more idiot anti-government libertarian, and he constantly acts like a five year old who drank all the fruit punch. it's easy to forget that he's still a billionaire reminder that the libertarian-to-CHUD pipeline is real, and often not much of a journey
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