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Miss posted:Fiance (29M) accidentally killed my dog everyone thinks I'm being unreasonable by ignoring him, am I? Christopha!!! Run Adrianna and dont look back.
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May 9, 2020 06:36
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MarcusSA posted:This is a bit of a stretch especially since she mentioned that he also loved the dog and was upset about it. Not really, he sounds like a drunk driving piece of poo poo who would make terrible life decisions when heavily drunk, stomping a dog that's pissing you off in the moment makes perfect sense to his swiss cheese brain. Also, unless this guy is 5 foot, 210 lbs isn't some crush weight death for anything larger then a mouse. Unless he took a running start and bodyslammed himself into the dog there is something else going on; he either doesn't remember or does and is lying to cover his rear end.
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May 9, 2020 06:40
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^^^ ...You think 210 pounds isn't enough to kill a small dog? You're drunker than the husbandInvisible Clergy posted:Like the famous cockatoo post, op's husband definitely murdered that dog. You can't Mr. Magoo your way into stomping a dog so flat you could use her to wrap a burrito. Since op's husband apparently gets so blind drunk he thinks "I accidentally your dog is this bad" is a good lie, this is a problem that will take care of itself next time she has an opportunity to let him sleep on his back and aspirate on vomit. It is absolutely possible to trip over a 9 year old dog and kill it. It sounds like a legitimate accident, though the drunk driving part is pretty bad.
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May 9, 2020 06:42
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RatHat posted:It is absolutely possible to trip over a 9 year old dog and kill it. It sounds like a legitimate accident, though the drunk driving part is pretty bad. Yeah this. The drunk driving part is inexcusable but it’s possible to kill a dog like that especially a small one.
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May 9, 2020 06:43
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pentyne posted:Not really, he sounds like a drunk driving piece of poo poo who would make terrible life decisions when heavily drunk, stomping a dog that's pissing you off in the moment makes perfect sense to his swiss cheese brain. 210 lbs is 210 lbs. Regardless of the guy's height it's all coming down on one foot.
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May 9, 2020 06:48
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RatHat posted:^^^ ...You think 210 pounds isn't enough to kill a small dog? You're drunker than the husband I don't have a lot of experience in what will kill small dogs so I may be grossly underestimating, but I feel like you really need to put in some effort to "accidentally" kill a dog even when drunk unless you just agressively fall flat down on top of it. She says he claims he "tripped" over it I assume that means he's saying he fell onto the dog not came down from waist high with a stomping foot.
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May 9, 2020 06:50
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Also literally nothing in the story says he hates the dog.
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May 9, 2020 06:58
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pentyne posted:I don't have a lot of experience in what will kill small dogs so I may be grossly underestimating, but I feel like you really need to put in some effort to "accidentally" kill a dog even when drunk unless you just agressively fall flat down on top of it. My cat loved lounging in doorways and despite my best intentions there were a couple of times I came down on his leg hard enough that I'm glad nothing broke. Factor in someone being drunk enough not to flinch and a dog too stupid/sleepy to get out of the way (or stepped on somewhere it's harder to pull out than a leg) and I can believe it.
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May 9, 2020 07:01
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MarcusSA posted:This is a bit of a stretch especially since she mentioned that he also loved the dog and was upset about it. Drunk drivers are not capable of love. While that may be true under laboratory conditions, I'm somehow not inclined to believe a drunk driver's version of events. pentyne posted:Not really, he sounds like a drunk driving piece of poo poo who would make terrible life decisions when heavily drunk, stomping a dog that's pissing you off in the moment makes perfect sense to his swiss cheese brain. Yeah, there we go. RatHat posted:^^^ ...You think 210 pounds isn't enough to kill a small dog? You're drunker than the husband Even if somehow he slipped on a banana peel and crushed the dog to death, he only would've done so because he chose to get so shithouse drunk he wasn't able to correct his balance, same as killing people behind the wheel of a car, so it doesn't really matter either way and he's still responsible. Same as how breakups need to be understood to be unilateral without proving it in Relationship Court, it should be understood that you're allowed to unilaterally dump anyone who murders your pet no matter how loudly or how often they whine "but it wasn't my fauuuuuuuult!" pentyne posted:I don't have a lot of experience in what will kill small dogs so I may be grossly underestimating, but I feel like you really need to put in some effort to "accidentally" kill a dog even when drunk unless you just agressively fall flat down on top of it. Someone call the mythbusters, it's time for some heavyset men to do some peoples' elbows onto some dog-shaped crash test dummies. That's what he says, but he is obviously lying or at the very least downplaying his personal responsibility.
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May 9, 2020 07:03
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Invisible Clergy posted:
Actually we don’t know any of that because she won’t talk to him about it.
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May 9, 2020 07:15
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Given that our family dogs are constantly getting underfoot, bashing into backs of legs, etc, and given that dude was drunk, I can easily see tripping over a dog. I can also easily see accidentally killing an older small dog by doing so. Nothing in OP's story sounds especially suspicious, particularly given that dude keeps trying to talk about it, while the pattern for pet-murderers seems to be "try to avoid the topic at all costs and call the owner crazy for caring about their animal." Just because dude's a poo poo for drunk driving doesn't mean he's every kind of poo poo.
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May 9, 2020 07:15
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Invisible Clergy posted:I don't think I'm familiar with this one. Please do post it if you can find it. Unfortunately it's not a relationship post, but it's still always hilarious!
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May 9, 2020 07:16
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RatHat posted:^^^ ...You think 210 pounds isn't enough to kill a small dog? You're drunker than the husband You can seriously injure or kill a small dog/cat without even stepping on it. I work in a vet ER and had some rear end in a top hat bring his puppy in after he threw it off the couch and it started randomly passing out an hour or so later. It had serious lung contusions and we had to keep it in oxygen. That's not even a direct, full force 200+ lbs hit. This dude could've easily tripped over or fell on the dog and gave it chest contusions or some kind of trauma and the poor thing became increasingly unable to breathe and died. It might not have even looked injured at first, the puppy I saw came in wagging its tail. Of course she should absolutely leave him, she will never get over this and he was an rear end in a top hat for hurting the dog and not at least trying to wake her or something to make sure it was alright. It took all of my professionalism not to curse out the dude who brought his puppy in and was casually telling me about throwing it off the couch while his girlfriend just stood there nodding along like this poo poo was ok and normal. Please god let them never have children.
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May 9, 2020 07:22
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Puppy Time posted:Given that our family dogs are constantly getting underfoot, bashing into backs of legs, etc, and given that dude was drunk, I can easily see tripping over a dog. I can also easily see accidentally killing an older small dog by doing so. Nothing in OP's story sounds especially suspicious, particularly given that dude keeps trying to talk about it, while the pattern for pet-murderers seems to be "try to avoid the topic at all costs and call the owner crazy for caring about their animal." Username/post combo. Fair enough, but knowing he's a drunk driver, I'm gonna paint him with a pretty broad brush. Unrelated, are you the same puppy time from ballpit? If so, your fplus docs are hilarious.
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May 9, 2020 07:36
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Invisible Clergy posted:Drunk drivers are not capable of love. Mythbusters actually did have an episode about something like this, dropping a frozen turkey on a small dog. The (fake) dog did not fare very well
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May 9, 2020 08:42
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Of course they did. Well, that settles that. Thanks I(43F) caught my son's(16M) best friend (16M) masturbating to my high-heels last night. I told him to leave the house without telling my son anything and never come back. What should i do,inform his parents? (self.relationship_advice) quote:We(my husband,my son and I) live in a private, separate house with a swimming pool which also belongs to only us. I know my son's best-friend for about 2 years. He is a successful kid at school,respectful,and I knew from his behaviour around,as well as from what my son says about him he was a decent boy. During the lockdown my son and him haven't been able to see each other much and he invited his friend with my permission,to swim in the pool and play some video games together. I let them hang out and told my son he can stay for sleepover because they will not be able to see each other for weeks again. My husband was going to be in another town for something important about our work and they could hang out on their own while i was dealing with some papers related to work. They swam in the pool before the evening went to hang out in my son's room. While i was working with my computer downstairs. They came and he asked if he could take a shower. I said sure, gave him clean towels and returned to work on my computer. My son was playing video games in the next room,about 15 mins later i went upstairs to get my charger,i realized the door was slightly open,as i approached nearer i saw my son's friend masturbating with my lingerie in my bedroom,kissing my thigh boots next to my wardrobe. I had never been this shocked in my life,but as i didn't want my son to hear anything. He was tremendously embarresed,started shaking and cursing himself,apologized for how many times i can't remember. I told him i'm going to inform his parents about this and told him return home without telling my son anything. He went downstairs,told my son he got a call from his dad and had to go. I acted like nothing happened because i definitely didn't want my son to understand anything. I just threw away my favorite pair of thigh boots and half of my underwear. I am very angry,disgusted and disappointed as i had always though highly of him. At the same time,i pity the boy,his face was the most embarrassed one i have seen in my life. But i want him to understand this is inappropriate. What should i do?
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May 9, 2020 08:57
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This woman needs to just come to terms with the fact that she is a grade A milf
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May 9, 2020 09:27
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AITA for telling my friend it’s weird as gently caress he got me lingerie as a birthday present? My birthday was last week, and yesterday a package arrived at my door, and it was lingerie. It had a note in it that said happy birthday ~friend. I have never mentioned wanting lingerie to him. I haven’t talked about underwear or sex at all with him. I just play video games and D&D with him. I thought it was weird as hell and kind of creepy to order me lingerie. If my husband got me lingerie, okay a little self serving but I wouldn’t mind that much. A friend? Weird. Anyway I messaged him that it was weird and I would appreciate if he didn’t do anything like that in the future, and he got all defensive and started saying stuff about how he thought I would like it and that he put a lot of effort into it. I told him I would prefer nothing over this kind of gift, so in the future just get me something generic if he wants to get me a present. He blew up at me and blocked me. I’ve known the guy 10 years, he’s never made a pass at me, always been a pretty normal guy, was I too harsh here? Because otherwise I don’t know what got into him.
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May 9, 2020 09:30
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Invisible Clergy posted:I(43F) caught my son's(16M) best friend (16M) masturbating to my high-heels last night. I told him to leave the house without telling my son anything and never come back. What should i do,inform his parents? (self.relationship_advice)
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May 9, 2020 09:31
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my friend it’s weird as gently caress he got me lingerie as a birthday present? Pretty good posted:Tell parents, get rapist-in-the-making kid sent away. Just my imo and I'm entitled to it so you can't say anything bad about it Good start, but what op needs to do is make a burner and post it to the school's social media page so the rapist has to move. Shockingly, most rapists' parents are supportive of this kind of behavior. Who the hell would say anything bad about your correct opinion, aside from redditors, who are a bunch of chud rapist pedos.
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May 9, 2020 09:35
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my friend it’s weird as gently caress he got me lingerie as a birthday present? Coming soon to r/niceguys screens of a 4 page tirade about  not appreciating my nice gestures.But it's kind of weird that buying lingerie for someone you shouldn't is a thing that keeps popping up for niceguys n neckbeards. Flannelette fucked around with this message at 09:56 on May 9, 2020 |
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May 9, 2020 09:50
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My [24F] boyfriend [25M] is furious because I decided to get rid of my bed and sleep in the closet.quote:I just moved into a new apartment which is much tinier than my old one, but in a nicer area. It's a studio with a huge walk in closet. On my first night here I didn't have any furniture yet, so I threw my TempurPedic mattress topper on the floor of the closet and slept in there. It was actually super cozy and comfortable, so I decided to stick with it. I've now furnished the rest of the apartment like a normal living room, and I sleep in the closet every night. Now, I realize that this is kind of quirky and bizarre, but I don't usually have people over, and I like saving the floor space.
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May 9, 2020 10:06
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I've been told that it's poor form to force someone out of the closet before they're ready.
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May 9, 2020 10:14
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Who needs blankets when you have a mattress topper and all of your clothes
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May 9, 2020 10:24
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I got a paternity test on my son. My wife is now calling me racist and wants to leave. What can I do?quote:I’m a 29 year old white guy. My wife is 30 and black. We have two kids, a 3 year old girl and a 5 year old boy. My wife got pregnant with our son early in our relationship. We had only been together about a year. We got married primarily because she was pregnant. Fortunately for us, we are actually really happy together. I love my family more than anything.
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May 9, 2020 10:32
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:I got a paternity test on my son. My wife is now calling me racist and wants to leave. What can I do? hmm! kill the husband
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May 9, 2020 10:39
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:I got a paternity test on my son. My wife is now calling me racist and wants to leave. What can I do? Why would op tell her?
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May 9, 2020 10:49
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I am struggling with how dumb this man is, like sisyphus pushing up the rock but the mountain itself is my incredulity
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May 9, 2020 10:51
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AITA for locking my GF out?quote:I (31M) live alone in a 2br apt and my gf (31F) of 4 months lives in a small studio about 15 minutes away. Tonight she's mad at me because I invited her over but when she came over the door was locked and I was asleep. She knocked on the door, called and texted me, then went to the lobby and rang the buzzer for my door, but I didn't wake up until 30 minutes later.
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May 9, 2020 10:57
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for locking my GF out? So is OP Odin or how else is his sleep that deep?
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May 9, 2020 10:58
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for locking my GF out? Huge loving rear end in a top hat.
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May 9, 2020 10:59
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She also has a fit if I invite her over and change my mind and tell her not to come when she's already driving over. If she's already here, I usually let her in
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May 9, 2020 11:01
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for locking my GF out? If op wants her to live there, ask her to move in. Otherwise, give her keys? What the gently caress is going on in this one.
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May 9, 2020 11:05
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My favorite part is where he sometimes invites her over and then "changes his mind" and calls her while she's driving to blow her off, lol. Then he's surprised that she's annoyed. What is wrong with this idiot? e: beaten but it deserved to be mentioned twice, cause who does this kind of poo poo?
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May 9, 2020 11:06
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Telemaze posted:
A huge rear end in a top hat that is who.
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May 9, 2020 11:09
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:I got a paternity test on my son. My wife is now calling me racist and wants to leave. What can I do? What did he think his wife was going to say? "Oh honey, of course you thought I'd cheated on you and tricked you into raising another man's son. I'm amazed it took this long for you to get a paternity test. Now why don't you sit back and watch the game with a beer while I give you a blowjob, you silly little worrywart." I hope she divorces this racist fucker and she and her children never have to see this rear end in a top hat or his racist friends/family again.
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May 9, 2020 11:24
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for locking my GF out? Today's creative writing exercise: Drip Van Winkle.
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May 9, 2020 11:25
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for locking my GF out? Lmfao holy poo poo
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May 9, 2020 11:32
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pentyne posted:Also, unless this guy is 5 foot, 210 lbs isn't some crush weight death for anything larger then a mouse. 210 lbs is 210 lbs, whether you're 5 ft or 6 ft...
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May 9, 2020 11:37
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Invisible Clergy posted:Of course they did. Well, that settles that. Thanks quote:
Sounds like a plot for "How Karen got Her Groove Back"
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