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Well it's good to know why, at least.
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Just show up on time you’re welcome
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# ? May 7, 2020 23:20 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:oh you mean my wife congrats on your swole as gently caress child bride.
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# ? May 7, 2020 23:29 |
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Biplane posted:congrats on your swole as gently caress child bride. SA Forums leading the way in brand new and regrettable utterances
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# ? May 8, 2020 02:37 |
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R/entitledparents is good for STDHan absolute liar on Reddit posted:
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# ? May 9, 2020 18:49 |
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Surprised that didn't turn into a Dear Penthouse after the female cop told him it was ok to be naked. : Hang on, just got out of the shower, I need to grab some clothes. : Oh, you can be in whatever state of dress you wish.
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# ? May 9, 2020 19:06 |
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sigh of relief, with a hint of a giggle
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# ? May 10, 2020 14:27 |
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Bogmonster posted:R/entitledparents is good for STDH Guys, I'm beginning to believe some of these stories may be enhanced from what really happened.
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# ? May 10, 2020 14:36 |
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# ? May 10, 2020 21:02 |
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Cool...
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# ? May 10, 2020 21:08 |
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The fallout from a butt orgasim can be very suspension-worthy
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# ? May 11, 2020 07:59 |
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Bogmonster posted:R/entitledparents is good for STDH
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# ? May 11, 2020 12:34 |
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That poo poo that didn't happen is a poor attempt to twist a narrative into some poo poo that actually did happen: Pilot arrested for being naked at his hotel room window paid $300,000 by city of Denver
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# ? May 11, 2020 15:24 |
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https://twitter.com/cobrakeiser/status/1259914131521433601?s=21 Here’s the original tweet thread for posterity: https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1259591326968020992?s=21 If his name sounds familiar, it’s probably because he got caught looking at tentacle porn a few years ago and tried to play it off as “I was looking up something for my family”. ghost emoji has a new favorite as of 22:56 on May 11, 2020 |
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I look up tentacle porn for my family too.
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# ? May 12, 2020 00:15 |
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bike tory posted:I look up tentacle porn for my family too. To be fair, everyone in his family was over 18 at the time. Because if there’s one sector of society that can’t find porn of any description, it’s dudes 18-25, which his sons were then.
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# ? May 12, 2020 00:47 |
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I think he said he wanted to prove to his wife it existed
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# ? May 12, 2020 01:35 |
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Tunicate posted:I think he said he wanted to prove to his wife it existed It was this. He said his wife didn't believe it was a real thing so he looked it up and happened to leave the tab there when he took whatever those screenshots were I honestly dont even remember what he was trying to show, I only remember the tentacle porn now.
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# ? May 12, 2020 01:43 |
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The original photo was of an anti-Semitic flyer he was handed at an anti-James Comey rally. He didn’t even have to include his monitor. Original damage control (read bottom to top): Funnily enough “B-Chiku”, the porn comic he had open, is vanilla hentai with absolutely no tentacles in it. Take that as you will. Kevin DuBrow has a new favorite as of 01:55 on May 12, 2020 |
# ? May 12, 2020 01:48 |
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Tunicate posted:I think he said he wanted to prove to his wife it existed His sons were there! They probably had phones in their hands! Of course there are other reasons not to believe him.
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# ? May 12, 2020 03:27 |
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Kevin DuBrow posted:Funnily enough “B-Chiku”, the porn comic he had open, is vanilla hentai with absolutely no tentacles in it. Take that as you will. thanks for the hentai facts!
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# ? May 12, 2020 06:44 |
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https://twitter.com/jakemhs/status/1260025788759326720?s=21
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# ? May 12, 2020 16:19 |
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more pure version of coronaposting Tunicate has a new favorite as of 18:46 on May 12, 2020 |
# ? May 12, 2020 18:40 |
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I know it's STDH, but how did the cook know who ordered the eggs the first few times to know to make them wrong? Or does the cook make every single order wrong and this is the only customer who cares?
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# ? May 12, 2020 18:57 |
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jjack229 posted:I know it's STDH, but how did the cook know who ordered the eggs the first few times to know to make them wrong? Or does the cook make every single order wrong and this is the only customer who cares? I've, uh, never been inside a Waffle House, but a lot of those all-day breakfast places have open kitchens so you can pretty much see who's ordering what, especially if there's only one or two customers at the time. Source: I worked in a bunch of them on and off, as a line cook in high school. I still think this is STDH.
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# ? May 12, 2020 19:03 |
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quote:Today I hosed up by going to the grocery store with a certain German leader’s facial hair
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# ? May 12, 2020 19:24 |
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GreenMetalSun posted:I've, uh, never been inside a Waffle House, but a lot of those all-day breakfast places have open kitchens so you can pretty much see who's ordering what, especially if there's only one or two customers at the time. Source: I worked in a bunch of them on and off, as a line cook in high school. I don't know that I've ever been in one either. The restaurants with open kitchens that I can think of don't allow you see every seat in the house from one spot. Unless a Waffle House is small with a simple layout.
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# ? May 12, 2020 19:26 |
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The name is a misnomer, it's more like a Waffle Panopticon
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# ? May 12, 2020 19:29 |
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Every Waffle House I’ve been to has had an open kitchen
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# ? May 12, 2020 19:32 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Every Waffle House I’ve been to has had an open kitchen Thanks. I think whenever I hear IHOP or Waffle House, I picture a Denny's that I was at years ago.
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# ? May 12, 2020 19:45 |
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Yeah, that was a commercial some years back.
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# ? May 13, 2020 03:40 |
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jjack229 posted:Unless a Waffle House is small with a simple layout.
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# ? May 13, 2020 15:06 |
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I had a rule when I was in the Army- never go to a Waffle House. It was a surefire way to get into trouble, because no matter the time of day, there was always some drunk rear end in a top hat who wanted to fight, and I wasn't going to gently caress up because of someone else's stupidity. Also, nearly every pro-wrestler has a WH fight story. Macho Man Randy Savage got into a very lopsided knife fight at one
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# ? May 13, 2020 16:13 |
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What's a cowboy beard?
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# ? May 13, 2020 17:08 |
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:What's a cowboy beard? I'm guessing a handlebar à la Sam Eliott
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# ? May 13, 2020 18:06 |
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:What's a cowboy beard? The school marm he claims to be courtin'. You wouldn't know her, she's back east.
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# ? May 13, 2020 18:54 |
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:What's a cowboy beard? Anne Hathaway
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# ? May 13, 2020 19:18 |
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MrUnderbridge posted:The school marm he claims to be courtin'. You wouldn't know her, she's back east. lol
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# ? May 13, 2020 19:21 |
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CordlessPen posted:I'm guessing a handlebar à la Sam Eliott The handlebar is the one that curls up on the sides like every hipster that uses facial hair in place of a personality has. It’s one of the few mustaches I haven’t seen Sam Elliot wear
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freeedr posted:The handlebar is the one that curls up on the sides like every hipster that uses facial hair in place of a personality has. It’s one of the few mustaches I haven’t seen Sam Elliot wear I always thought a "handlebar" moustache was a Hulk Hogan-esque one that frames the top lip and goes straight down. What is the official name for the moustache I am thinking of?
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