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No one’s asking the important question here: was Captain Arab’s second penis ever confirmed?!
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Pretend I quoted every record/post and replied: "why?" But for real, why does that one guy have 8 TB of porn. Is everything labeled correctly in a big database? God I hope so.
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May 13, 2020 14:29
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The White Dragon posted:im the uncontested championship title holder of author of largest lone-standing goon main method at ~10.5mb What the gently caress man
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May 13, 2020 15:17
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Most ghost loads blown - 13, Who What Now
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May 13, 2020 15:31
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:oh boy slavery and Jim Crow and murdering gays for fun, what an absolute riot, total shame I missed all of that Fuckin lol.
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May 13, 2020 15:58
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shut up blegum posted:Pretend I quoted every record/post and replied: "why?" the advent of 4K video has led to an astronomical inflation of porn stash volume
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May 13, 2020 16:03
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:oh boy slavery and Jim Crow and murdering gays for fun, what an absolute riot, total shame I missed all of that Loll
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May 13, 2020 16:05
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:oh boy slavery and Jim Crow and murdering gays for fun, what an absolute riot, total shame I missed all of that I was born before 1986 and I am a millennial so you should suck my dick!
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May 13, 2020 17:20
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dads friend steve posted:What the gently caress man it's ok i learnt my lesson so this time my main method is only 2.5mb (for now) but between that and all the other classes we're at about 16mb total and nowhere near done 
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May 13, 2020 17:52
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quote:fewest arms - 1, abunchofnumbers if he wasn't born with it, he should be disqualified, and I should be inserted in his place. none of that valor stealing "I served my country and lost my arm" bullshit 
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May 13, 2020 19:25
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I know I probably don't want to know the answer, but I'll ask anyway. What the gently caress is a main method?
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May 13, 2020 19:37
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Willfrey posted:I am 6'4", hope you enjoy your silver medal 6'5 here come on tall goons come on out i know there are several 6'9 6'10 cats round this forum
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May 13, 2020 19:40
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Faded Mars posted:I know I probably don't want to know the answer, but I'll ask anyway. The starting point of a computer program It typically makes up a small faction of the overall size of your program. It usually just sets stuff up and then hands control off. Having a very large one typically means you’ve dumped a shitload of logic in the first place you can think of without any kind of forethought It’s not an indication of a bad program per se, but is an indication of a bad programmer
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May 13, 2020 19:44
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gonna go with "oldest goon able to dunk a basketball" at 42. I'm 6'5 so definitely not the tallest.  PCJ-600 fucked around with this message at 19:56 on May 13, 2020 |
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May 13, 2020 19:52
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Strongest goon bench press: dads friend steve (65 lbs) Come at me fuckers 
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May 13, 2020 20:03
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The largest porn collection is 297 GB???? That has to be out of date. It was probably before high definition video was common in pornography. I might have more than that on my drive right now (can't check, at work). I'm sure there are goons with terabytes of it at this point. Also, I motion that the "oldest goon" record be expunged. Tokaii was banned at his own request. He is no longer goon. A new oldest goon must be entered into record.
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May 13, 2020 20:39
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I'm pretty sure I haven't seen 297 GB of porn cumulatively over the course of my entire life, drat.
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May 13, 2020 20:46
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Chomp8645 posted:Also, I motion that the "oldest goon" record be expunged. Tokaii was banned at his own request. He is no longer goon. A new oldest goon must be entered into record. tokaii acct is still open https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=50818 i'm p sure he was all gently caress IT BAN ME and mod(s) were lol no piss off dude
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May 13, 2020 20:50
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I'm glad that I will be remembered for something after I die, even if that something is being the temporary custodian of a helltoilet
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May 13, 2020 20:53
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:I'm younger than that '94 DOB, suck it olds Kudos on being the Baby Diego of the Awful Forums.
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May 13, 2020 20:55
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dee eight posted:tokaii acct is still open https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=50818 I vaguely recall him being banned and people bitching about it, because he was banned for pedophilia and a bunch of cheerleaders he played a Korean mmo with were like "Look, our cop grampa wasn't being a pedo! He didn't even say he had the hots for kids, just understood why someone would want to gently caress a 14 year old if she..." kinda thing when he decided that he was gonna defend an actual pedo's honor so maybe they got his account reinstated? Even though he's probably arguing the finer points of ephebophilia in heaven now genesplicer was our first celebrated AARP member iirc and hasn't been a sexcreep edit: looking at his rap sheet we're both right, he did get banned for it, but someone probably bought him the account back and he begged for bans, eventually eating an autoban, then someone bought the account back again?
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May 13, 2020 21:05
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PCJ-600 posted:gonna go with "oldest goon able to dunk a basketball" at 42. I'm 6'5 so definitely not the tallest. That aint regulation
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May 13, 2020 21:09
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General Dog posted:Kudos on being the Baby Diego of the Awful Forums. I googled this and found a kid's playpen which I don't think is what you're referring to but the analogy works the same I assume
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May 13, 2020 21:20
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verbal enema posted:6'5 here 6'6" here, so we just knocked that first dude off the podium entirely.
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May 13, 2020 21:32
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Famethrowa posted:if he wasn't born with it, he should be disqualified, and I should be inserted in his place. Oh, he didn't get it for anything honorable like being in the military: quote:He asked the Something Awful automotive subforum for advice on a bike, and received numerous recommendations that he start with a low-powered, newbie-orieted model. He ignored everyone and bought a bike way too advanced for him, then proceeded to crash three times. After each crash, they advised him on a better bike for someone of his experience level, but pantherback did the exact opposite and got a larger bike each time. quote:lady pulled in front of me and i swerved but didnt make it. i was thrown 58 feet and hit the top of a light pole and bounced to the side and hit a second pole and then fell face first into the ground quote:The insurance settlement was for more than $900,000 (USD). Eager to turn his life around, abunchofnumbers posted a thread in the business and finance subforum asking for advice on investments. He received a lot of good advice about mutual funds and other good ways to make money off a significant lump sum, he ignored all of it in favor of buying a shitload of San Diego real estate. That's right: he invested almost a million dollars in California real estate in late 2008.
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May 13, 2020 21:37
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quote:$900,000 quote:buying a poo poo load of San Diego real estate Uh... like maybe two houses? Maaaybe three if these were bottom of the barrel crash prices for not too great properties?
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May 13, 2020 21:44
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Random Stranger posted:I've got oldest magazine beat by a mile with some pulp magazines from the thirties and some issues of Mr. Punch from 1888. I'm pretty sure someone can top that, too. eyo, post up some highlights from that 1888 mag. Does it hold up? Was it classy, or was it 19th c. shitposting?
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May 13, 2020 21:59
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Moo the cow posted:
I loved his nickname, abackofpanthers.
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May 13, 2020 22:15
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I'm pretty sure it was his right arm that was amputated too, and he bought a car that, in the US, would have its shifter on the right. lol Did he not test drive it or what?
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May 13, 2020 22:47
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Zugzwang posted:I'm pretty sure it was his right arm that was amputated too, and he bought a car that, in the US, would have its shifter on the right. lol It was his left arm. But to answer your question, I think one thing we can be sure of is that he was not a man to think carefully about his automotive purchases.
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"Our attempting to beat other folk in order to gain first place, Is hardly to our credit, and not something that we should embrace. There isn't a doubt in my mind — no, for it’s very clear to me That a win via someone else's loss is a hollow victory. You see, such flawed success is dependant on someone’s failure, friend, And such I wouldn’t be proud of, and certainly wouldn’t defend. For ensuring someone’s loss by doing everything that you can To make sure that you win instead, isn’t the hallmark of a man. No, the competitive spirit isn’t one that I’d foster, friend, For it is such a selfish thing, and who knows where it may well end? Such can bring out the worst in folk, both the competitor and fan, And hence those sad things that we’ve seen since competitiveness began. Many have become distraught, depressed, and even very angry At their loss to someone else; thus upsetting friends and family. Yes, such loss can lead to jealousy, or folk acting moodily, And there have also been times when some folk have acted grievously. In such territory, the terrible killer instinct is seen, Which is a clear indication that it is not a healthy scene. For anything that would fuel such, cannot be something that is sound, And hence why greed and corruption with competitiveness is found. Yes, wherever there's competitive sports, aggression will occur, For by its very nature, competitiveness such will soon stir. After all, its object isn’t friendship, but rather, rivalry, And hence why the desire to win can injure friendships rapidly. Such also creates stress, physically and emotionally, Which can clearly take a heavy toll, and so very pointlessly. Our body isn't meant for thrashing, nor our mind, I might add too, Hence sooner than later, they may shout that such wasn’t wise to do. Just like we see with gambling, so many folk get hooked on winning, And naturally, their first flush of success, being the beginning. The adrenalin that flows from such, gives them an addictive rush, And euphoric at their win, words promoting such sports, quickly gush. But just like coming off a drug, they soon find that there’s a downside, For when others win instead of them, downward their emotions slide. But so sure that they will win again, or at least have a good chance, They’re back for another fix, another win — yes, the gambler’s dance. Sadly, competitiveness is simply striving against others, That is, it’s putting ourselves first, which simply selflessness smothers. Therefore, competitiveness is not a path that I would follow, For it’s enslaving, addictive and flawed — in other words, hollow. Yes, I would rather put others first, and never for winning thirst." -Lance Landall
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I vote Enfield for most extreme tan
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May 13, 2020 23:44
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I'm pretty sure I'm the only forums poster here who has eaten a 3 foot pizza
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May 14, 2020 00:16
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I. M. Gei posted:most years spent in college earning one single bachelors degree - I don’t want to talk about it but I have the most and I hate it and I pray every day that somebody invents time travel I spent about 7 years on mine with one year off in there
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:No one’s asking the important question here: was Captain Arab’s second penis ever confirmed?! I'm guessing not; I think the famous Reddit AMA with a two-dicked guy turned out to be phony...?
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May 14, 2020 06:20
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"tallest goon" isn't interesting. Please quote which record applies to you and provide why - Drank the most ounces of piss in their life Has the most cats Biggest debt Closest to death as of May 4th 2020 Consumed the most milligrams THC in one day Most hours logged in World of Warcraft Has the most kids Been in the most amount of street fights Uses biggest monitor (size not resolution) for daily forum posting Hairiest chest Been stung by the most amount of insects Hunted the most amount of feral hogs
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May 14, 2020 17:32
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I have worked very hard to be 6'4 Dont diminish my accomplishment because you were content being short
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May 14, 2020 18:25
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I've definitely spent more than $80.00 on a bottle of scotch.
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May 14, 2020 18:47
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Sex Skeleton posted:I've definitely spent more than $80.00 on a bottle of scotch. Yeah that number stood out right away as being too low. lol that drat promotional Fallout rum or whatever was at least $70 I'm pretty sure. These records are out of date!
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Maybe someone is worse off than me but i have a 250k mortgage plus 150k in student loans. Then i have some credit card debt and other loans (air conditioner, mattress, care credit) on top of that Yeah i am not good with money. I only take home like 70k a year in California 😑 Edit forgot my car which is like 16k
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