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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1259895112152293377
This campaign just keeps getting better and better. Just try and imagine how insane it will be by November. You can't.

he should be singing like in that weird music video with the cowboy in the clouds

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

actionjackson posted:

he should be singing like in that weird music video with the cowboy in the clouds

ahh u could probly do a really good edit with the WHYWHYWHyYHWYHWYWHY clip and that music video

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZJ5C_Nwg

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1259895112152293377
This campaign just keeps getting better and better. Just try and imagine how insane it will be by November. You can't.

i wanna meet the consultant that attempted to explain to Joe Biden what the gently caress a fortnite is

LittleBlackCloud
Mar 5, 2007
xXI love Plum JuiceXx

The Nastier Nate posted:

i wanna meet the consultant that attempted to explain to Joe Biden what the gently caress a fortnite is

I'm gonna guess they don't explain things like this to him.

If they did they probably just showed him a still of the travis scott thing and he said, "ah yes the bingo bango" and then told some story about the last giant head he saw in the jungle.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

The Nastier Nate posted:

i wanna meet the consultant that attempted to explain to Joe Biden what the gently caress a fortnite is

It's the place where you get Star Wars news right?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

The Nastier Nate posted:

i wanna meet the consultant that attempted to explain to Joe Biden what the gently caress a fortnite is

“The new thing the kids are doing, it’s like the Charleston but you get a nice roasted chicken dinner at the end”

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
they keep him locked up in a cupboard when he isn't making a video of him reading a teleprompter. he isn't in control of anything. no need to explain.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Chomp8645 posted:

It's the place where you get Star Wars news right?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

lmao

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/josephfcox/status/1260617176291008512

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

nice

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Good hack

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
se gay
haz el crimen

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

not all heroes wear capes

although this one probably does

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

That's gotta be the most yeehaw thing I've ever seen..

I live a sheltered life.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/laurelchor/status/1260784481159442434
Get ready to do this for the rest of your life.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Powered Descent posted:


Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1259895112152293377
This campaign just keeps getting better and better. Just try and imagine how insane it will be by November. You can't.

Hatsune MeToo

Serf
May 5, 2011



making air travel so much of a hassle that it can no longer be done would be pretty great

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


I'm waiting for the information minister or whatever from 1984 to appear on the wall

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Serf posted:

making air travel so much of a hassle that it can no longer be done would be pretty great

Did you notice the part where the guy going to Brunei got to skip the whole thing?

Serf
May 5, 2011


Tulip posted:

Did you notice the part where the guy going to Brunei got to skip the whole thing?

nope

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I WISH our government would make that level of attempt at public safety

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
the shittiest possible cyberpunk dystopia is not doing that and just letting the virus churn through the proles

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

I would think they'd round them up first or something to increase efficiency

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Platystemon posted:

the shittiest possible cyberpunk dystopia is not doing that and just letting the virus churn through the proles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feY5KhdXsUQ

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

That’s terror

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

the real terrorism is posting links

https://youtu.be/xmOCsiZgAbg

desperate

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

they’re gonna follow detailed cleaning guidelines for a few weeks until management figures out an optimal plague chair to employee cleaning ratio

SwissArmyDruid
Feb 14, 2014

by sebmojo

The Bloop posted:

I WISH our government would make that level of attempt at public safety

For the past forty years, this country has been held hostage by a political party that believes that government is not the solution to the problem, but that government is the problem. It has been thirty-four years since Reagan said "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help."

And you want THAT underfunded, undermanned, brain-drained, corrupt, government to do something outside of their one and only realm of expertise, to funnel taxpayer cash into private business black holes with zero accountability?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

SwissArmyDruid posted:

For the past forty years, this country has been held hostage by a political party that believes that government is not the solution to the problem, but that government is the problem. It has been thirty-four years since Reagan said "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help."

And you want THAT underfunded, undermanned, brain-drained, corrupt, government to do something outside of their one and only realm of expertise, to funnel taxpayer cash into private business black holes with zero accountability?

Yes that's precisely what I said and not a disingenuous reading at all

Gold Star

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I've been doing it for years already

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Everyone could get a bonus SAT attempt while they wait

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Serf posted:

making air travel so much of a hassle that it can no longer be done would be pretty great

The future will just be empty airplanes flying in circles around the world while the last remaining executives pretend it makes the economy go.

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Ruffian Price posted:

The future will just be empty airplanes flying in circles around the world while the last remaining executives pretend it makes the economy go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyMNIFZTQkg

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

SimIraq

quote:

https://obscuritory.com/software/john-hiles-interview/

So going along to post-Thinking Tools work. You were involved in the Naval Post-Graduate School. You had mentioned some of the advising you had done with theses and doctorates. I had seen in 1998, you either advised or were involved in a proposal for a SimNavy-type series of products. When we spoke earlier, you had categorized this next stage as being… as opposed to bringing realistic models into games, of bringing game ideas into “non-games.” And so I’m wondering, if you could elaborate on what was involved after Thinking Tools and what you’ve done since then in that non-game field.

Well, there’s an intermediate step where I was interested in how simple a game you could build that would still support this… the player’s unconscious projection of concepts. And I did a demonstration game that was based on the operation – post-war operation – of Iraq, and with all the different factions and things, and I wanted to show kinetic actions, meaning killing people, and diplomatic actions, and to show, again, a set of principles that were interrelated and that I thought would be a good idea for people to understand a full gamut of choices that they had.

And so the participants in this SimIraq were the different political faction leaders, the Sunnis, the Shias, the non-government operations, the military – different people’s militaries, several militaries – and those were the players.
And the range of actions that they all had with different amount of strength behind them, was diplomatic, [a] range of diplomatic choices ranging from very soft persuasion, sort of moral teaching, all the way up to threats. So there was an axis there that said, “How much choice does the recipient of your action have?” In kinetic operations, where you were applying kinetic force, meaning a rifle company with machine guns or a tank brigade, the people on the receiving end of that don’t have very much choice. If it’s street demonstrations, and carefully timed press releases, and things like that, then the people on the receiving end of that action have lots of choice. But you have much less control in terms of forcing them to do things, because it largely has to do with their well, and so you can see the values are starting to get connected.

[NOTE: Despite the name, this project was not developed under Maxis.]

Well that’s how I built this. You had a very sophisticated inner model. But then the displays and what not, meaning there were news programs and news bulletins and things like that – you could say, “I want to have an attack over here, blow up this,” and on the other hand, “I want to try to reach agreement with this faction, and together, have some kind of demonstration, a public demonstration, or something along those lines.” So you had a whole range of actions that were on the map, on this scale of values, that had to do with soft actions versus kinetic actions.

And so we built that. We took it to [an organization] and pulled people together to play the game. And it was enormously unpopular! We took two or three days to teach them how to play the game and then two days of playing the game, and among other things, there were academic experts on the Middle East who were there, and boy did they have a lot to say that was negative. “You are showing so-and-so” – and, you know, some leader of the Sunnis or leader of the Shiites – “you’re showing him with a range of choices that involve doing this and doing that, and I studied this guy for ten years, and I know that he would never do those things! He shouldn’t have those options. He shouldn’t have those buttons in your game because it’s misleading.” And, ahhhh, blah blah blah. And I just let him talk. We had a debriefing after one of the games, and he was going on about how stupid I was and how bad the game was and all this, and it’s misinformation, and it leads people to think that there’s rosy opportunities where there isn’t any. And so he went on for half an hour, laying it out.

That was on a Friday. It was a Friday afternoon debriefing after having the game for three days. Sunday morning, an email comes out, and I notice that it was addressed to all of the conference attendees, and it was to me, and it was from this academic. So when I saw it on my email list, I said, “Oh poo poo, he’s coming at me, he’s still coming after me!”

And he said, “Dear Professor Hiles, I was wrong. I told you that I studied this fellow and that he would never do these things. Well guess what. Friday, at his sermon, he told everybody what he wanted to do, and he decided to do one of the things in your game!” And he said, “It just hit us all blindsides. Everybody was confused, didn’t know what to do or think, and while I was analyzing it, I said ‘Wait a minute, this was in the game!'” [laughs]

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Ruffian Price posted:

The future will just be empty airplanes flying in circles around the world while the last remaining executives pretend it makes the economy go.

snowpiercer, but stupid

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

it takes some fuckin balls to say "those experts thought my Iraq War simulation was too optimistic about US chances, and I sure owned those dummies hard" in loving 2016

like, that's a take I'd expect in 2003

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Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
TRPMU

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