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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

OwlFancier posted:

Why does adam stantler have a very severe rear end tumour?
It's what he uses to frisk your berries.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



That pull quote “cell phones are a defective technology because my adult children don’t pick up when I call them” holy moly

A cellphone self own



e: I get busy!

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 17:56 on May 19, 2020

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Detective No. 27 posted:

Crossposting from the Boomer thread.

I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be funny. It's far too coherent to be a boomer rant.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



PYF Funny Pictures: Why does adam stantler have a very severe rear end tumour?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

BrianBoitano posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: Why does adam stantler have a very severe rear end tumour?

It's Rob Schneider

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Data Graham posted:

That pull quote “cell phones are a defective technology because my adult children don’t pick up when I call them” holy moly

A cellphone self own


Love it. Has a nice ring to it.

Not in his case, though. His phone is completely silent at all times.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I gotta say, not wanting to have another method of communication for people to ignore you on is a startling good argument.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Data Graham posted:

A cellphone self own

Lol

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

OwlFancier posted:

Why does adam stantler have a very severe rear end tumour?

He's saving all that poo poo up for when he's filming his next movie.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

LifeSunDeath posted:

It's Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider anal vore :pseudo:

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Rob Schneider anal vore :pseudo:

Don't post my search history please.

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Good to see Andy Goldsworthy branching out.

PirateDentist
Mar 28, 2006

Sailing The Seven Seas Searching For Scurvy

LifeSunDeath posted:

So what kind of unholy cheese is dry and self stable?

Dehydrated cheese powder. If you desire cheddar popcorn:

https://www.amazon.com/Cheddar-Cheese-Hoosier-Hill-Farm/dp/B008GG9ZS8/

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kinda want to try some, make homemade Kraft mac n cheese

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Kraft used to do a powdered cheddar in a shakey cheese jar, kinda like their "parmesan" but finer grained. IIRC it didn't dissolve like KD cheese powder, though. It was available up until at least a few years ago, I liked it as a kid and bought a jar for nostalgia, it then sat at the back of the refrigerator for a year and a half

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I in fact do desire cheddar popcorn

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/dailysimpsons/status/1262848693331390464

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Phy posted:

Kraft used to do a powdered cheddar in a shakey cheese jar, kinda like their "parmesan" but finer grained. IIRC it didn't dissolve like KD cheese powder, though. It was available up until at least a few years ago, I liked it as a kid and bought a jar for nostalgia, it then sat at the back of the refrigerator for a year and a half

They sell the orange cheese powder from the mac and cheese in big jars like that. The BJs here had it in stock last time we were there.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Data Graham posted:

That pull quote “cell phones are a defective technology because my adult children don’t pick up when I call them” holy moly

A cellphone self own



e: I get busy!

Cellphownage

or cellphonij

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Anza Borrego posted:

Good to see Andy Goldsworthy branching out.


I would like you to know that I appreciate this very much.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/Jb3RYbG.mp4

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

It’s a wobbly translucent cube, shuddering in the wind. Obviously.

(latepost but)

Bob Dylan was scraping the bottom of the barrel with his older songs, huh

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

zoux posted:

"I don't have a cellphone" instead of developing an actual personality

Imagine the hell of sitting next to this guy in the 15-20 minutes before the movie starts

We were looking at houses and a nextdoor neighbor to one place we saw helpfully posted a "iN tHiS hOmE wE sAy MeRrY cHrIsTmAs~" sign

edit: also two american flags

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Mauser posted:

We were looking at houses and a nextdoor neighbor to one place we saw helpfully posted a "iN tHiS hOmE wE sAy MeRrY cHrIsTmAs~" sign

edit: also two american flags

In the middle of May?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Pastry of the Year posted:

In the middle of May?

The War On Christmas never ends, soldier.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
war on christmas creep is real. unlike jetfuel melting steel beams.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
It was in March, but I get the feeling that those decorations weren't seasonal.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

It's kind of rude to compare Lewis to Tolkien, because they just are on such different levels, but still... nice pic.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

doverhog posted:

It's kind of rude to compare Lewis to Tolkien, because they just are on such different levels, but still... nice pic.

They were bros, though

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Yeah, they were contemporaries who often shared and discussed their writings. Supposedly it soured after Tolkien got fed up with Lewis mixing his mythologies.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Tolkien sounds like a bit of a nerd.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Tolkien found straight up allegory to be a bit embarrassing. Morgoth was always satan but Jesus never showed up as a golden lion that died to redeem the world, like he did in the first Narnia book. It's true they used to hang out and write letters to each other.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
There's a quote from Lewis about Tolkien sharing early drafts. He said "you might as well try to influence a bandersnatch" (??) because Tolkien's response to criticism and suggestions was to either ignore them entirely, or burn the draft and completely start all over again.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Tree Bucket posted:

There's a quote from Lewis about Tolkien sharing early drafts. He said "you might as well try to influence a bandersnatch" (??) because Tolkien's response to criticism and suggestions was to either ignore them entirely, or burn the draft and completely start all over again.

Well Lewis was the inferior of the two so it's unsurprising. Ignored when he's wrong and when he's right clearly the draft wasn't up to Tolkien standards.

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
These kinds of literary nerd friendships are heartwarming to think about, I always have to think of Lovecraft and the Conan guy and how they might have shared ideas on how to handle their respective depression/ anxiety.

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