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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Youtube poop but in print.

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Someone needs to do a dramatic reading of that. They'd sound like they're having a stroke. Hell, I felt like I was having a stroke just reading it.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
If someone transcribes it let me know, I have a visually impaired friend who leaves his gchats hooked up to his text to speach converter no matter how many times I make him regret it.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


That Tony Hawk video made me feel much better and I watched it three times running. Thank you.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Moon Slayer posted:

Someone needs to do a dramatic reading of that. They'd sound like they're having a stroke. Hell, I felt like I was having a stroke just reading it.

https://twitter.com/MrMichaelSpicer/status/1228283366245453824

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Splicer posted:

If someone transcribes it let me know, I have a visually impaired friend who leaves his gchats hooked up to his text to speach converter no matter how many times I make him regret it.

Crowland's silver jubilee committee was finally wound up on thursday evening with a presentation ceremony at the library.

The jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts in Lincolnshire', fremony at the library.

The jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one remony atremony aremony at the library.

The jubremony at the library.

Tremony at remony at the library.

Thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony at the library.

Theremony at the library.
The jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Premony rremony at the liremony aremony at the libremony atremony at tremony at the library.
'Tremorremony at the library.remony at the library.
The Jubilee fund described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts in Lincolnshire', fn he latched onto a through ball.

Although he was hauled down by the 'keeper he still managed to stroke the ball home. But for the second week running Durant had to leave the field injured, this time suffering eye trouble.

The winning goal was another 25-yard shot - again from Blackstones' central defender - coming from their second chance of the game. Gary cooper, recently signed from Queens Old Boys, had a good debut.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 18:41 on May 20, 2020

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007


Oh my god it's just as great as I imagined.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/obviousplant_/status/1257794344804745217

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


OwlFancier posted:

Crowland's silver jubilee committee was finally wound up on thursday evening with a presentation ceremony at the library.

The jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts in Lincolnshire', fremony at the library.

The jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one remony atremony aremony at the library.

The jubremony at the library.

Tremony at remony at the library.

Thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony at the library.

Theremony at the library.
The jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Premony rremony at the liremony aremony at the libremony atremony at tremony at the library.
'Tremorremony at the library.remony at the library.
The Jubilee fund described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts in Lincolnshire', fn he latched onto a through ball.

Although he was hauled down by the 'keeper he still managed to stroke the ball home. But for the second week running Durant had to leave the field injured, this time suffering eye trouble.

The winning goal was another 25-yard shot - again from Blackstones' central defender - coming from their second chance of the game. Gary cooper, recently signed from Queens Old Boys, had a good debut.

I'm going to assume that Durant's eye trouble came from reading the previous paragraphs.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Oh my god, this is everything I ever dreamed of.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
https://twitter.com/sparknotes/status/1262752491902386179?s=21

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/imteddybless/status/1263170186955444225

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

Arsenic Lupin posted:

That Tony Hawk video made me feel much better and I watched it three times running. Thank you.

also worth watching is this extremely wholesome video of him teaching his daughter how to drop in on a ramp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPrTF0zQDwU

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/Onsideseven/status/1262931901712654337

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

Moon Slayer posted:

Someone needs to do a dramatic reading of that. They'd sound like they're having a stroke. Hell, I felt like I was having a stroke just reading it.

Well I've given it a


oh for gently caress sake. Always read the next few posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS6euPSbm60

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/idvck/status/1263100925851262977?s=21

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


OwlFancier posted:

Crowland's silver jubilee committee was finally wound up on thursday evening with a presentation ceremony at the library.

The jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts in Lincolnshire', fremony at the library.

The jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one remony atremony aremony at the library.

The jubremony at the library.

Tremony at remony at the library.

Thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony at the library.

Theremony at the library.
The jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Premony rremony at the liremony aremony at the libremony atremony at tremony at the library.
'Tremorremony at the library.remony at the library.
The Jubilee fund described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts in Lincolnshire', fn he latched onto a through ball.

Although he was hauled down by the 'keeper he still managed to stroke the ball home. But for the second week running Durant had to leave the field injured, this time suffering eye trouble.

The winning goal was another 25-yard shot - again from Blackstones' central defender - coming from their second chance of the game. Gary cooper, recently signed from Queens Old Boys, had a good debut.

Just goes to show, if you see “tremony” often enough it stops looking like a real word

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Darmok and Jalad at the library!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/fakehistoryhunt/status/1263227776452231171

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/MicahPersell/status/1262863652748529664?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
This thread will be funny to like, 6 other people


https://twitter.com/_lizbarr/status/1262957573147439115

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/tangibledice/status/1263049684207259648?s=21

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



i love this but that plothole can be easily explained by remembering that teenagers are loving idiots

Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

They are remaking THPS 1&2 and I’m so loving excited

I am ashamed by how excited I am by this.

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

cash crab posted:

i love this but that plothole can be easily explained by remembering that teenagers are loving idiots

Growing up is moving from “this is so sad because THEY WERE IN LOVE” to “this is so dumb because he could’ve just waited” to “this is so sad because teenagers are the dumbest loving things in the world”

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



well, that sure hit harder than i would've expected

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://mobile.twitter.com/ChappellTracker/status/1262899708118392834

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
The only civilized frog I need...

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Dick Trauma posted:

The only civilized frog I need...



:hmmyes:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



these would be gold tier avatars if i wasn't committed to a five year shtick

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

https://twitter.com/catvalente/status/1240788741674893312

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ithinkjinsoul/status/1262991523739840518

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

This thread will be funny to like, 6 other people


https://twitter.com/_lizbarr/status/1262957573147439115

*hissing* Fuckin Bester

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/968474426336514049

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/joe3barrera/status/1073860661405409282

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



gently caress

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

AtomD posted:

Well I've given it a


oh for gently caress sake. Always read the next few posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS6euPSbm60

Neither this nor the previous pronounce it... right (?). Clearly it should rhyme with "ceremony" and have the same emphasis. This guy emphasises wrong, the reader previously posted uses the wrong pronunciation.

I'd offer to do a reading, but I can't, because I start to die of laughter around the fourth paragraph, sorry.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/DeionNBCMT/status/1263255720134246400

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Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


https://twitter.com/banana_karenina/status/1262777685375365121

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