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Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

The onion has been killing it lately

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1268272645558210560

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1268218654702866433

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1267916198924242955


Also the president is retweeting some letter claiming that Lafayette park protestors were all terrorists, so that's nice.

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Sarern
Nov 4, 2008

:toot:
Won't you take me to
Bomertown?
Won't you take me to
BONERTOWN?

:toot:

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Watterson was far, far too good for us

He probably still is but he wanted his privacy back.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Sarern posted:

He probably still is but he wanted his privacy back.


quote:

In or around 2003, Gene Weingarten of The Washington Post sent Watterson the first edition of the Barnaby book as an incentive, hoping to land an interview. Weingarten passed the book to Watterson's parents, along with a message, and declared that he would wait in his hotel for as long as it took Watterson to contact him. Watterson's editor Lee Salem called the next day to tell Weingarten that the cartoonist would not be coming.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

Opposite. On cycle/using you build muscle even if you aren’t putting in much work. When you go off cycle is when your body isn’t producing testosterone properly because it’s been dependent on synthetic testosterone, but now that is removed so your test to estrogen levels are out of whack giving your tits. My best friend growing up is really into powerlifting and watching his body yo-yo is insane. Pretty sure he’s going to die before 50 because of the constant stress.

This isn't related to anything but if anyone is thinking about doing PEDs there are a variety of drugs that you can take while on them/after to mitigate the effects of estrogen kicking back in like crazy. The kind of people who assault children in parks aren't the kind of people who think through those sort of things when it comes to PED use, though.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
Oh there are proper ways to take PEDs, but the cost increases and that means you care about your health and longevity and not getting swole to crack little Suzy’s head for defiling your daily ride in the park with some lazy criminal’s picture.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



LingcodKilla posted:

Looks like he was concealed carry too. Be careful got some strong cop energy too.

If he was packing (legally anyway) in MD he's current or former law enforcement, they don't give CCW permits to people there.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


not caring here posted:

So who is he?

And why his tits so goddamn big?

his name is robert paulson. his name is robert paulson. his name is robert paulson.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Doc Hawkins posted:

his name is robert paulson. his name is robert paulson. his name is robert paulson.

Hot take: that film is garbage

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Hot take: that film is garbage

u fooken wot m8?!?

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Midjack posted:

If he was packing (legally anyway) in MD he's current or former law enforcement, they don't give CCW permits to people there.

This is kind of a myth. They've made it much "easier" in recent years, especially if you are willing to jump through the hoops.

Also the "business owners/employees" permit holders are now allowed to carry at all times not just to and from and while carrying money. Since that change there are probably a lot more MD CCW permit holders.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

maffew buildings posted:

This isn't related to anything but if anyone is thinking about doing PEDs there are a variety of drugs that you can take while on them/after to mitigate the effects of estrogen kicking back in like crazy. The kind of people who assault children in parks aren't the kind of people who think through those sort of things when it comes to PED use, though.

PEDophiles?

Wrong Theory
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code
Update on reverse robin hood: https://a.msn.com/r/2/BB153iEz?m=en-us&ocid=News

Being charged with three felonies and a misdemeanor, apparently he was no angel either. He has already spent almost 20 years in prison for burglary, theft, battery and controlled substances.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Untagged posted:

This is kind of a myth. They've made it much "easier" in recent years, especially if you are willing to jump through the hoops.

Also the "business owners/employees" permit holders are now allowed to carry at all times not just to and from and while carrying money. Since that change there are probably a lot more MD CCW permit holders.

That’s good to hear, last time I looked into it their stance was “lol gently caress yourself” and I didn’t think that had changed.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Hot take: that film is garbage

The film was great. I guess I could understand not liking the subject matter but Fincher is very competent, sorry.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Hot take: that film is garbage

Agree.

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!

Iain posted:

Update on reverse robin hood: https://a.msn.com/r/2/BB153iEz?m=en-us&ocid=News

Being charged with three felonies and a misdemeanor, apparently he was no angel either. He has already spent almost 20 years in prison for burglary, theft, battery and controlled substances.

quote:

once was convicted of battery against a public safety officer
from comrade to conspirator, also lmao that he showed up to "protect the police" :jerkbag:

idempodunk
May 12, 2001
Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/flightaware/status/1268609747034361857?s=20

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Here's some good news!



https://www.sltrib.com/news/2020/06/04/man-who-drew-bow-arrow/

Looks like he's been a shithead for a while, too.

Edit: Goddammit, I should have read the new replies before posting.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The NYPD is in a police riot right now, beating up everyone for curfew violations, complete with the commissioners and supervisors on sites.

But the fascism award of the day goes to Buffalo PD.

Here's the statement:

https://twitter.com/JeffRussoWKBW/status/1268712651292643334

"one person was injured when he tripped and fell"

https://twitter.com/WBFO/status/1268712530358292484?s=20

... because the police shoved him and nearly killed him, if they didn't.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


gently caress the police.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
That literally made me gasp out loud in shock.

We as a society need to stop this bullshit now.

They want to get away with this poo poo in broad daylight on cameras

Yet America collectively cannot begin fathom why minorities and the disadvantaged do not trust the loving police and rioting.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Again, they're gonna keep doing this until someone has enough and shoots one of them and you better believe CNN et al will make it seem like the act was totally unprovoked.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Iain posted:

Update on reverse robin hood: https://a.msn.com/r/2/BB153iEz?m=en-us&ocid=News

Being charged with three felonies and a misdemeanor, apparently he was no angel either. He has already spent almost 20 years in prison for burglary, theft, battery and controlled substances.

So that explains why he had the bow and arrow in the first place. Felony record usually equals "no more legal gun ownership" and firearms possession charges if caught.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Wasabi the J posted:


Yet America collectively cannot begin fathom why minorities and the disadvantaged do not trust the loving police and rioting.

I think a decent portion is rapidly finding out.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

90s Solo Cup posted:

So that explains why he had the bow and arrow in the first place. Felony record usually equals "no more legal gun ownership" and firearms possession charges if caught.

Same reason the Duke boys used a bow and arrow.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

facialimpediment posted:

The NYPD is in a police riot right now, beating up everyone for curfew violations, complete with the commissioners and supervisors on sites.

But the fascism award of the day goes to Buffalo PD.

Here's the statement:

https://twitter.com/JeffRussoWKBW/status/1268712651292643334

"one person was injured when he tripped and fell"

https://twitter.com/WBFO/status/1268712530358292484?s=20

... because the police shoved him and nearly killed him, if they didn't.

Best part is the cop who stops to see if he's okay and his buddy grabs him to move him along because helping people is NOT what we do here, rookie!

I think it's an accurate good:bad cop ratio representation there.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

what's habeas, precious?
https://twitter.com/BryanLlenas/sta...ingawful.com%2F
https://twitter.com/The_Real_Fly/st...ingawful.com%2F

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

facialimpediment posted:

The NYPD is in a police riot right now, beating up everyone for curfew violations, complete with the commissioners and supervisors on sites.

But the fascism award of the day goes to Buffalo PD.

Here's the statement:

https://twitter.com/JeffRussoWKBW/status/1268712651292643334

"one person was injured when he tripped and fell"

https://twitter.com/WBFO/status/1268712530358292484?s=20

... because the police shoved him and nearly killed him, if they didn't.

I love how the one cop who does try and run forward to help the man who was just injured gets called back. you can hear him exclaim when the guy hits the ground, run over, and then the other caps call him and tell him no

can't risk looking like they might care about the man they may have just killed

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
https://v.redd.it/fqbwlc98ey251

Some piece of poo poo grabbed an axe and tried to go attack protesters, cops finally did a single thing right and arrested him.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
At least he didn't die.

https://twitter.com/markpoloncarz/status/1268728707063132160

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Jun 5, 2020

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1268730162683748353?s=21

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
The cop that pushed that guy should lose his job, be sued out of existence, and go to jail for assault.

SmallpoxJenkins
Jul 9, 2012


So how long do we figure until someone decides they've had enough of the bullshit, and opens up on the cops?
Cause it's gotta be getting close to it

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Bored As gently caress posted:

The cop that pushed that guy should lose his job, be sued out of existence, and go to jail for assault.

Police sources say the man will be rendered unconcussed.

https://twitter.com/HannahBuehler/status/1268732415259955202

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

SmallpoxJenkins posted:

So how long do we figure until someone decides they've had enough of the bullshit, and opens up on the cops?
Cause it's gotta be getting close to it

If that happens, the perpetrator won't be someone who it's on the side of the the protesters.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
police and white nationalists have colluded to protect white shooters should they survive.

Prove me wrong.

Vegas had two boogaloo boys try to start a war here and i remember being really sketched out by a couple of the chatters on a local stream after it happened.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SmallpoxJenkins posted:

So how long do we figure until someone decides they've had enough of the bullshit, and opens up on the cops?
Cause it's gotta be getting close to it

Again, this will be presented as a completely unprovoked attack by those terrible protesters rioters

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
gently caress it I'll go a step further.

The cops are going to pin hits and busts on the ones that don't fit in.

The pardon of racist war criminals was the loving signal to the military infiltrators that their sons would be forgiven.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Bored As gently caress posted:

The cop that pushed that guy should lose his job, be sued out of existence, and go to jail for assault. face a firing squad.

Fix that for ya.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

my kinda ape posted:

Fix that for ya.

Why do you hate freedom

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