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Are question marks allowed in names? hewwo? OwOperator? is exactly 18 characters
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 02:52 |
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naem posted:fun story- my national guard unit had been doing our two week annual training, out in the woods in bfe for most of the two weeks, sleeping rough, hadn’t had showers or warm meals for most of a week at that point as we drove around in humvees pretending to shoot at each other etc. whatever was it was we training for that day
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 03:43 |
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lol glad I wasn't the only one who saw that and knew it had to be here. God that last description of them fleeing is some Horse Posts level of makes me laugh uncontrollably every time I read it
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 07:04 |
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Power Khan posted:I saw a docu about how the military AI arms race is probably going to doom us all, and then i remembered that the rushed mainland AI is going to be a chabuduo AI with chabuduo parts and chabuduo coding. UltraRed posted:"Open the pod bay doors HAL!" yaffle posted:Skynet with Chinese characteristics.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 17:34 |
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You missed the best one! Teketeketeketeke posted:I am CCPO, fluent in over 5000 years of history
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 17:55 |
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[/quote] Literally a bat
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:26 |
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Outrail posted:Literally a bug
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:32 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 20:27 |
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CCPO, lol.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 20:32 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:10 |
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Charliegrs posted:Oh yeah I'm pretty sure none of that happened. I think the plan was basically we will calvinball our way through the pandemic. an amazing verb Calvin posted:Verbing weirds language. dee eight has a new favorite as of 20:53 on Jun 9, 2020 |
# ? Jun 9, 2020 20:50 |
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double dipzer0spunk posted:my tombstone better have truck nutz goddamnit how very american
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 22:58 |
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Zeeman posted:Why were 8 year old twins sharing a king bed in the first place, what a bizarre sleeping arrangement LadyPictureShow posted:
Tashilicious posted:hang on those are good points
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 23:07 |
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smarxist posted:https://twitter.com/theninjajwill/status/1270371713826590722
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 23:08 |
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BrianBoitano posted:The referenced material is also funny: OwlFancier posted:What the gently caress you living in a well for??? Lobok posted:Living in a well is the best revenge.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 23:30 |
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Mon Cherie, I got an idea for a painting. Get your kit off and get in the well. Now look angry. Now hold it there for the days.
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 00:14 |
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Raiad posted:miller's gonna use trump to announce the formation of the waacp Jaxyon posted:
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 00:56 |
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indeed
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 01:01 |
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Inceltown posted:indeed
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 01:32 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:the lyin kween
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 01:43 |
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So good
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 01:48 |
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Data Graham posted:I think I disapprove of "birth" as a verb when discussing food Tashilicious posted:paging elise
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 08:48 |
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Context: statues being removed in BelgiumRedSnapper posted:Leopold II? More like Leopold = 3D Megadoodoo posted:It's an odd family tree; Leopold I, Leopold II, Leopold II again, and finally Leopold I_ Cat Mattress posted:Leopold Old Slaver Scum.
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 14:10 |
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The New York Times posted:I was a grown rear end man when I first saw early SA and thought it was just a pile of monkeycheese. Maybe I didn’t try hard enough but checking back in years later it seemed like the kids had grown up enough for me to handle. Trevor Hale posted:Yeah I’m not surprised you loving whiffed on a scoop.
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 14:28 |
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elise the great posted:Just because my chili came out of MY vagina instead of a COW’S
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 14:46 |
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zedprime posted:Tactical fidget spinner is not a phrase I needed to read when having an existential crisis about the absurdity of the world in 2020.
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 20:06 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 23:23 |
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My first forum recognition. Thank you.
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 23:29 |
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cumshitter continues to be a national treasure.cumshitter posted:This is what we call stolen glamour, or when heterosexuals present themselves as veteran gay men so that people will fawn over them. I recently attended a wedding where a man dressed in a Franco-Prussian military dress uniform was telling people that he flew a Fokker Triplane during his several tours of Stonewall.
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 00:58 |
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Goons describing the many, varied, ridiculous bugs in dwarf fortress will never not be incredible.egg tats posted:everyone always talks about the cats getting drunk bug, and they should because it's a funny story, but no one ever talks about my favorite bug: the time Toady put in the wrong values when he was setting minerals melting and evaporation points, so he loaded up a save and the entire ground immediately puffed away into a cloud of steam scamtank posted:didn't watch that, did they mention the update that had geese laying eggs that were actually iron thrones Vengarr posted:Someone in the Rimworld thread mentioned accidentally changing the boiling point of blood to the point where dwarves would literally explode when exposed to sunlight. Limbs and beards flying everywhere. Shady Amish Terror posted:The history of DF bugs is unbelievably wild and immense, especially if you use the expanded definition of 'bug' to include 'features that were intended but had unintended consequences which should have been obvious'. Originally, dwarves that created artifacts would haul them around possessively for a period of time that extended from 'a few months' to 'indefinitely', which is all well and good when they make an artifact andesite ring, but would lead the creators of artifact lead floodgates to frequently starve trying to drag their perfect, immaculate lodestone from place to place. Shady Amish Terror posted:Also remembered how much I loved that a military unit that fell onto a spike could, at very low odds, critically succeed and successfully dodge, parry, or block the spike with a shield or armor. Since fall damage ramped up massively with distance, and experience rewarded was commensurate with the blow averted, this would instantly lead the unit to being something like Legendary+12 in whatever skill was used to escape death. Throwing your military conscripts off a cliff until one of them successfully developed superpowers and blocked the entire earth was a legitimate shortcut to power. So Math posted:If you're bringing up the mount code, you have to mention that dwarves carrying their babies were considered as mounts on the first iteration. So, the parent would follow the pathing AI of the baby (crawl on the floor randomly), until they starved to death.
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 01:48 |
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JacquelineDempsey posted:cumshitter continues to be a national treasure. I thought all the people whose idea of comedy gold were gimmick posters making walls of text without a single joke in them were run off long ago but alas.
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 01:50 |
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Sleeveless posted:I thought all the people whose idea of comedy gold were gimmick posters making walls of text without a single joke in them were run off long ago but alas. Pot, kettle, etc.
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 01:51 |
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Sleeveless posted:I thought all the people whose idea of comedy gold were gimmick posters making walls of text without a single joke in them were run off long ago but alas. lol have you ever posted anything that wasn't a complaint or tedious correction
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 01:52 |
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I think my favorite DF bug was parents using their kids as weapons in battle
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 02:02 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:lol have you ever posted anything that wasn't a complaint or tedious correction
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 02:10 |
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Sleeveless posted:I thought all the people whose idea of comedy gold were gimmick posters making walls of text without a single joke in them were run off long ago but alas. Have you ever had an interesting thought you joyless dullard
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 02:23 |
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Kitfox88 posted:I think my favorite DF bug was parents using their kids as weapons in battle why would they patch this out
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 02:26 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:lol have you ever posted anything that wasn't a complaint or tedious correction I'm pretty sure I've seen him change opinions in the same thread just because the consensus had changed in the opposite direction. He is absolutely miserable and part of me admires that dedication to contrarianism, he is the goon who overanalyzes goons the way goons have always overanalyzed the rest of the Internet, a goon squared.
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 02:33 |
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Phlegmish posted:I'm pretty sure I've seen him change opinions in the same thread just because the consensus had changed in the opposite direction. He is absolutely miserable and part of me admires that dedication to contrarianism, he is the goon who overanalyzes goons the way goons have always overanalyzed the rest of the Internet, a goon squared. Square goon? Thought we only came in round.
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# ? Jun 11, 2020 02:36 |
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Freudian posted:I feel like this is the least and most sexual thing I've seen all day. The Mighty Moltres posted:Turn on your monitor.
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