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Goons Are Gifts

I shall take a journey into the archives to find out about this


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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
ur a good man :q::pipe:

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
A BYOB poster by the name of dave made it, it's itoilet, in a thread called smart toilet.

I bought the smilie on a goof lol

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747854&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

A BYOB poster by the name of dave made it, it's itoilet, in a thread called smart toilet.

I bought the smilie on a goof lol

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747854&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2

Nice. What's up with the psycho face at end of the animation though

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

prepuce repurposed posted:

Nice. What's up with the psycho face at end of the animation though

That, I don't know; perhaps it's iToilet showing the world it's evil intent to wreak havoc upon it?

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



prepuce repurposed posted:

Nice. What's up with the psycho face at end of the animation though

thats a totally normal face one makes after dropping epic dooks, maybe YOU'RE the pyscho


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



seriously though i have never seen that smilie and i have been lurking for longs of time


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
in that case I claim this smiley for stall ppl everywhere :itoilet:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



prepuce repurposed posted:

in that case I claim this smiley for stall ppl everywhere :itoilet:

maayyybe that 80s movie critters that's all i can think of.

:mods: can we make this happen? stall people need a voice


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Goons Are Gifts

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

A BYOB poster by the name of dave made it, it's itoilet, in a thread called smart toilet.

I bought the smilie on a goof lol

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747854&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2

lol in my journey of looking for where the smiley originated I found this post before I found the actual origin and was about to post "Oh look, it was PSP, I just found it!" just to figure out you posted it today.
Past and present are getting mixed up to form a delicious soup

:itoilet:


ChubbyChecker

Pahilla the Hun posted:

seriously though i have never seen that smilie and i have been lurking for longs of time

same

its a great one though









Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I have a real question, as I still don't understand:

What is the appeal of peeing standing up? Why wouldn't you sit down and take a load off while peeing?

Stooge


Kief Richards posted:

I have a real question, as I still don't understand:

What is the appeal of peeing standing up? Why wouldn't you sit down and take a load off while peeing?

Sometimes you're in a rush, so only a standy will do.

Other times you wanna treat yourself, so you go for a sitty.



Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Everything changes the first time a man takes a stand up piss into an ice-filled urinal.

What was once an act of nature becomes an awesome game of skill

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
doing a standy means just unzipping and blasting. much more efficient for front-genitaled persons who see bathroom breaks as a chore and not a leisure activity

doing a sitty is a lot more involved and time consuming what with your britches around your ankles n such but it gives a feller the excuse to take his time and maybe read a dime novel chapter or two. there could even be a biscotti munched from atop his TP dispenser. nobody knows but you! It's a STALL





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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Kief Richards posted:

I have a real question, as I still don't understand:

What is the appeal of peeing standing up? Why wouldn't you sit down and take a load off while peeing?

i already spoke to this in my stall review earlier: all the pee doesn't come out and you are vulnerable whilst sitting


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

owlhawk911 posted:

i already spoke to this in my stall review earlier: all the pee doesn't come out and you are vulnerable whilst sitting

practice in the safety of your own home first like I did and you'll get better at it



I told you I was a stall man





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


owlhawk911 posted:

i already spoke to this in my stall review earlier: all the pee doesn't come out and you are vulnerable whilst sitting

Wait. All the pee doesn't come out?

Escape From Noise

Kief Richards posted:

I have a real question, as I still don't understand:

What is the appeal of peeing standing up? Why wouldn't you sit down and take a load off while peeing?

Save time, also situating your stuff can sorta kink it. On top of that it allows you to claim territory.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

there's a stall man
waiting in a line
he'd like to come and meet us
but its a really, really long line
there's a stall man
waiting in a line
he could use the urinal
but he says the stall's worthwhile

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

there's a stall man
waiting in a line
he'd like to come and meet us
but its a really, really long line
there's a stall man
waiting in a line
he could use the urinal
but he says the stall's worthwhile

when the stall man comes around :banjo:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
today I had to leave a note on the tp wall dispenser asking the cleaning lady to please flip the to rolls as one was spent

it's so hard to find good help these days tell u what

Pahilla the Hun

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Think about it, make a post



prepuce repurposed posted:

today I had to leave a note on the tp wall dispenser asking the cleaning lady to please flip the to rolls as one was spent

it's so hard to find good help these days tell u what

this is why i carry my own, the mark of a true stall man

byotp


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


ok but what if you get the pee shivers standing up, this seems like a spray and pray situation waiting to happen


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


i think....i'm beiginning to seee,the wisdom of the stall man


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
It's not only discreet, it's considerate :angel: :itoilet:





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nut

greater variety of bankshots too

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


https://vocaroo.com/opfAW4NwUnD

:clint: :itoilet:


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Wait. All the pee doesn't come out?

i'm pretty sure it doesn't. it just doesn't feel like it


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

this made me reflect. drat





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

owlhawk911 posted:

i'm pretty sure it doesn't. it just doesn't feel like it

u might wanna see a urologist pardner. that there's the incontinental shelf

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

prepuce repurposed posted:

u might wanna see a urologist pardner. that there's the incontinental shelf

didn't that you stall men learn anything from that ballad?


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
trust me I'm ruminating thoroughly upon that.

:doom:





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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


prepuce repurposed posted:

this made me reflect. drat

Hope it made u think :thunk:


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
even while she was gripping the handicap rails and giving birth to a stall baby she probably never imagined I'd stay stall all these years

I need to be alone for a spell. pardon

FutonForensic


:five::five::five:


nut

just left the stall for the first time in my life thought it was a normal sized home

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


I don't know why these words keeping popping into my brain!

A cautionary tale:
https://vocaroo.com/nuNFbQ4PRIh


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I don't know why these words keeping popping into my brain!

A cautionary tale:
https://vocaroo.com/nuNFbQ4PRIh

:qq: momma :qq:


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I don't know why these words keeping popping into my brain!

A cautionary tale:
https://vocaroo.com/nuNFbQ4PRIh

lmfao

If you're going to keep cranking these out I humbly request something by Conway Twitty or Lynn Anderson





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