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An oldie, mysteriously overlooked at the time. https://twitter.com/QuietPineTrees/status/955211576130326528
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I think my favorite one had the child turn out to be a 40 year old writer for vice or something f to that effect
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Jun 17, 2020 18:51
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Ranch is for cold crusts the next day. Also for room temp crusts the next day because your drunk rear end forgot to put your pizza in the fridge last night. I will not be taking questions.
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Jun 17, 2020 18:53
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Bibliotechno Music posted:I will not be taking questions. Excellent news thank you
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Jun 17, 2020 18:55
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https://twitter.com/em_teegee/status/1273080884988645377?s=21
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Jun 17, 2020 19:00
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I’ll have to admit, dipping pizza into ranch sounds simultaneously abhorrent and fascinating, I’ll try it the next time I’m eating supermarket pizza alone at home
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Jun 17, 2020 19:08
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I only use dipping sauce for Hawaiian bbq (ham and pineapple) pizza. It just isn't the same without soy sauce.
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Jun 17, 2020 19:26
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Dipping pizza in ranch is some cargo cult poo poo. It's supposed to be garlic aioli, and you only dip the crusts.
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Jun 17, 2020 19:28
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RandomFerret posted:Dipping pizza in ranch is some cargo cult poo poo. It's supposed to be garlic aioli, and you only dip the crusts. Papa John alt found.
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Jun 17, 2020 19:32
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Jun 17, 2020 19:35
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_swastika
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Jun 17, 2020 19:42
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This dipping convo has reminded me of an All Timer https://twitter.com/normal_now/status/1049874883965059072
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Jun 17, 2020 19:44
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As a former Papa John's employee, my advice is to substitute a cup of marinara for the standard garlic cup. Putting more tomato sauce on pizza is great, and all the garlic cups are half frozen because it is way easier for employees to just take them out of the fridge as needed instead of leaving them out to thaw ahead of time.
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Jun 17, 2020 19:47
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https://twitter.com/crowddemon/status/1273328369111904256?s=21
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Stealth Tiger posted:As a former Papa John's employee, my advice is to substitute a cup of marinara for the standard garlic cup. Putting more tomato sauce on pizza is great, and all the garlic cups are half frozen because it is way easier for employees to just take them out of the fridge as needed instead of leaving them out to thaw ahead of time.
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Jun 17, 2020 20:06
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Trapick posted:If more tomato sauce is needed someone really hosed up the pizza in the first place. I mean, they are talking about pizza from Papa Johns.
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Jun 17, 2020 20:08
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I'm super fuckin down to dip pizza crusts when I'm high. Queso dip or a chipotle sauce are better than ranch.
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Jun 17, 2020 20:12
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https://twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1273311353533579265 Looks like simpin is back on the menu boys
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Jun 17, 2020 20:16
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https://twitter.com/rajat_suresh/status/1273305558733541376
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Jun 17, 2020 20:23
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zoux posted:Door Dash hosed up my order the other day and left off a burrito, probably because I'm a white straight male these jokes don't work when that's actually what you believe
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Jun 17, 2020 20:27
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https://twitter.com/publicroad/status/1273342180992614402 Yeah boy 
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Jun 17, 2020 21:02
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Oh hey the ninja turtle pizza shooter
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Jun 17, 2020 21:24
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Do this in remembrance of me, dude
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Jun 17, 2020 21:34
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1273311353533579265 this is how we know for sure the universe is a simulation - the internet is a trap street
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Jun 17, 2020 21:35
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Want to see some John woo style double fisting communion guns diving sideways while firing the body of Christ at folks.
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Jun 17, 2020 21:45
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christmas boots posted:I think my favorite one had the child turn out to be a 40 year old writer for vice or something f to that effect 
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Jun 17, 2020 21:57
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I have no idea who that twitter pornstar is and I am not clicking on that youtube link. Is there a joke I am missing? edit: vvvv oh ok Mauser has a new favorite as of 22:11 on Jun 17, 2020 |
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Jun 17, 2020 22:07
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That’s the gamer bath water girl Seems pretty obvious
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Jun 17, 2020 22:53
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1273311353533579265 She's basically the female equivalent of pewdiepie with a marketing team and everything working to make her the biggest thing on the platform and they've done a pretty great job. Gamergirl Bath water was like $10 million in free advertising as every news source online reported on how it was a thing and people were actually buying it. pentyne has a new favorite as of 23:16 on Jun 17, 2020 |
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Jun 17, 2020 23:14
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Lmao that’s the one
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pentyne posted:She's basically the female equivalent of pewdiepie with a marketing team and everything working to make her the biggest thing on the platform and they've done a pretty great job. Gamergirl Bath water was like $10 million in free advertising as every news source online reported on how it was a thing and people were actually buying it. PewDiePie has thankfully avoided microkinis so far.
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chitoryu12 posted:PewDiePie has thankfully avoided microkinis so far. I'd genuinely take microkinis over the Nazi poo poo.
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Jun 17, 2020 23:57
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1273311353533579265 I wasn't aware she was gone, did her accounts get deleted due to the bathwater thing or has she just not posted since then? I think I have questions but maybe I don't actually want answers.
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Am I really the only person with an entire fridge door full of assorted sauces, salsas and dips, that I randomly and sometimes disgustingly mix with foods that just need a hint of relish with jalapeño right at this moment? No dry piece of food will ever go undipped in this household.
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Son of Rodney posted:Am I really the only person with an entire fridge door full of assorted sauces, salsas and dips, that I randomly and sometimes disgustingly mix with foods that just need a hint of relish with jalapeño right at this moment? Normal World.
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Son of Rodney posted:Am I really the only person with an entire fridge door full of assorted sauces, salsas and dips, that I randomly and sometimes disgustingly mix with foods that just need a hint of relish with jalapeño right at this moment? [Stands with great dignity] I see you.
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Son of Rodney posted:Am I really the only person with an entire fridge door full of assorted sauces, salsas and dips, that I randomly and sometimes disgustingly mix with foods that just need a hint of relish with jalapeño right at this moment? i have a mustard shelf with my various mustards (currently four separate mustards) for different mustardy needs
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Jun 18, 2020 00:21
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pentyne posted:She's basically the female equivalent of pewdiepie with a marketing team and everything working to make her the biggest thing on the platform and they've done a pretty great job. Gamergirl Bath water was like $10 million in free advertising as every news source online reported on how it was a thing and people were actually buying it. As far as I know she's not a Nazi, so she's not the female equivalent of pewdiepie.
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