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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Phlegmish posted:

I have to second this, it starts out pretty boring but it ramps up into hilarity quickly, check it out

This thread now has goons creating their own parody comic with art that far surpasses the original

:discourse:

# ? Jun 14, 2020 14:06

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:11

kastein: Aug 31, 2011; Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

FilthyImp posted:

Was the Anti-Grover posted yet?

Goon buys 105 year old dilapidated house, spends years rebuilding it. A 10 year project that is still in progress

how the gently caress did I make it into this thread, is this candid camera or something

(it turns out it's actually 141 years old as of a few weeks ago.)

# ? Jun 17, 2020 07:42

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

kastein posted:

how the gently caress did I make it into this thread

A slow burn is still hot. Great thread and great project.

# ? Jun 17, 2020 09:29

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Fun thread about covid and an autoban

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3928486

# ? Jun 20, 2020 02:37

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Burt Sexual posted:

Fun thread about covid and an autoban

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3928486

That is an extremely Timecube style OP and I am there for it.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 03:03

Issaries: Sep 15, 2008; "Negotiations were going well. They were very impressed by my hat." -Issaries the Concilliator"

Burt Sexual posted:

Fun thread about covid and an autoban

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3928486

If you think about it, using autoban is just a microtransaction to get the coolest tag for your thread. :eng101:

# ? Jun 20, 2020 12:58

BrassRoots: Jan 9, 2012; You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane

Burt Sexual posted:

Fun thread about covid and an autoban

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3928486

My brain read autobahn. Not too far off with the thought process running in the fast lane.

# ? Jun 22, 2020 10:14

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

cda posted:

There are two really weird CYOAs with good art in BYOB right now:

A goblin adventure of some sort: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3924567 (note the CYOA doesn't get started until the middle of the second page. Up until then it's...well, I don't really know what it is, but it has good art in it!)

Marge Quest: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3921781 (the Simpsons meets Earthbound meets strangeness)

There is also a third quite good CYOA in BYOB at the moment but it is a standard text adventure and these two have a visual element.

Thanks for recommending my thread. :3:

Khanstant's art and thread (goblins) is amazing and do check it out, y'all.

# ? Jun 22, 2020 15:25

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

No recent nooner threads so no best reads, sorry guys, this quarantine has been hard on all of us

# ? Jun 23, 2020 05:12

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Currently reading the thread about Lowtax being an abusive wifebeating piece of poo poo. Just glad most people stopped pretending he was still relevant, really.

Also:

# ? Jun 24, 2020 06:27

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

The "new cool word" thread is a little bit alive lately been enjoying the little bit of cool stuff in there

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3914631&pagenumber=4&perpage=40

# ? Jun 24, 2020 06:28

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

My current read on the forums is �not good� op

# ? Jun 25, 2020 02:45

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Professor Shark posted:

My current read on the forums is �not good� op

Lol

# ? Jun 25, 2020 04:23

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Professor Shark posted:

My current read on the forums is �not good� op

It�s good we are highly moderated.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 04:35

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Burt Sexual posted:

It’s good we are highly moderated.

They do say a forum is only good as its mods.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 05:17

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Burt Sexual posted:

It�s good we are highly moderated.

Post proof that you're high.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 05:58

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Defund the mods!

# ? Jun 25, 2020 06:26

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

Burt Sexual posted:

It’s good we are highly moderated.

resign

# ? Jun 25, 2020 08:34

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

Captain Invictus posted:

resign

Addendum: bitch

# ? Jun 25, 2020 08:47

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

the squiggles of my nutsack are the best resd on the forums shitbirds

# ? Jun 25, 2020 09:17

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Burt Sexual posted:

It’s good we are highly moderated.

Highly moderated to not point out Lowtax's abuse. By you. Because you're complicit in this. rear end in a top hat.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 10:01

The Sausages: Sep 30, 2012; What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

Burt Sexual posted:

It’s good we are highly moderated.

How high does a mod have to be to run interference for abusers and not notice they're the baddies

# ? Jun 25, 2020 12:06

Flatscan: Mar 27, 2001; Outlaw Journalist

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Highly moderated to not point out Lowtax's abuse. By you. Because you're complicit in this. rear end in a top hat.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 14:07

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

The Sausages posted:

How high does a mod have to be to run interference for abusers and not notice they're the baddies

about as high as a mod has to be to creepily egg on someone posting homegrown

# ? Jun 25, 2020 14:40

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

It�s good we are highly moderated.

I�m surprised you showed your face around here again, you loving toadying oval office. Just following orders, right.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 15:43

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Vagabundo posted:

I�m surprised you showed your face around here again, you loving toadying oval office. Just following orders, right.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 15:46

Flatscan: Mar 27, 2001; Outlaw Journalist

Vagabundo posted:

I�m surprised you showed your face around here again, you loving toadying oval office. Just following orders, right.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 16:45

Previa_fun: Nov 10, 2004

Lol go away burt

# ? Jun 25, 2020 17:00

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Burt, more like Diarrhea Spurt.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 17:01

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Burt you really need to own past foibles, apologize and begin the work of reversing the damage. Or leave.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 19:31

punishedkissinger: Sep 20, 2017

The Protagonist posted:

Burt you really need to own past foibles, apologize and begin the work of reversing the damage. Or leave.

also stop being a mod holy gently caress

# ? Jun 25, 2020 20:13

Source4Leko: Jul 25, 2007; Dinosaur Gum

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Highly moderated to not point out Lowtax's abuse. By you. Because you're complicit in this. rear end in a top hat.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 20:35

zer0spunk: Nov 6, 2000; devil never even lived

The Sausages posted:

How high does a mod have to be to run interference for abusers and not notice they're the baddies

# ? Jun 25, 2020 20:42

owlhawk911: Nov 8, 2019; come chill with me, in byob

Zippy the Bummer posted:

the squiggles of my nutsack are the best resd on the forums shitbirds

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3920045

if u mean these squiggles, u are correct. sorry forum's dyin during your cool game

# ? Jun 25, 2020 20:58

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

Burt is an awesome mod and this thread is honestly pretty disgusting.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 22:57

bort: Mar 13, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVc79FE5Bo

# ? Jun 25, 2020 22:59

Obeah: Apr 12, 2013; GO OVER GO OVER GOOVER GOOVER IT'S ALL GOOVY, BABY!

Nurge posted:

Burt is an awesome mod and this thread is honestly pretty disgusting.

"Totally radical," I say as the extreme ownage moderator who jokingly solicits drunken women for nudes hits the ban button on another person concerned that Lowtax is abusing women.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 23:00

zer0spunk: Nov 6, 2000; devil never even lived

Obeah posted:

"Totally radical," I say as the extreme ownage moderator who jokingly solicits drunken women for nudes hits the ban button on another person concerned that Lowtax is abusing women.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 23:01

StrangersInTheNight: Dec 31, 2007; ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

The Protagonist posted:

Burt you really need to own past foibles, apologize and begin the work of reversing the damage. Or leave.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 00:11

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Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

no he needs to do all of that, not just some

# ? Jun 26, 2020 01:05

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