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Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

The Three Gorges might burst this year. Hundreds of millions are in danger, and this will cripple the Chinese economy.

CCP: The dam is structurally sound. Those fractures are actually part of the architectural design. The heavy rainfall this year will have no consequences.

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3951673

没办法

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Not So Fast
Dec 27, 2007


Dont Touch ME posted:

The Three Gorges might burst this year. Hundreds of millions are in danger, and this will cripple the Chinese economy.

CCP: The dam is structurally sound. Those fractures are actually part of the architectural design. The heavy rainfall this year will have no consequences.

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3951673

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Look, no-one is speaking out about it so it's fine!

https://twitter.com/AntoineVedeilhe/status/1275349606444875777?s=19

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


lol that they included distance to Shanghai in that post for some reason.

Fun fact: geological maps are state secrets in China. I tried to get one for my geology class and was not able to, and was informed if I got one from the internet and used it I would be breaking the law and imprisoned/deported.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
I vaguely remembered South Korea having some fruity laws about maps and while I couldn't find that, while looking I did find this gem: http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20200623000765
Full-time employees of Incheon Airport super butthurt that the airport is bringing its outsourced employees (i.e. the ones who do the poo poo jobs for the least pay) in-house and making them permanent employees.
"But they don't have to sit exams or craft the perfect resume!" :qq:

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
this is probably a labor power thing

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


GotLag posted:

I vaguely remembered South Korea having some fruity laws about maps and while I couldn't find that

Yeah, you're not allowed to have accurate maps in South Korea unless they're stored locally and subject to censorship for defense reasons. That's why Google maps in Korea kind of sucks rear end.

China also has inaccurate maps for defense purposes and does a thing with GPS that offsets everything and makes it give wrong locations.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah, you're not allowed to have accurate maps in South Korea unless they're stored locally and subject to censorship for defense reasons. That's why Google maps in Korea kind of sucks rear end.

China also has inaccurate maps for defense purposes and does a thing with GPS that offsets everything and makes it give wrong locations.

Yeah, once GPS really took off any anyone could use it they didn't want the North Koreans to be able to just plug numbers into their artillery and rocket charts that they could pull from Google Maps and would give them a much better idea of where they were firing. They also don't want the North to be able to see and know exactly where their tank obstacles and "kill zones" are, and how to avoid them. I believe one of the things that the South does in case of an invasion was to remove key road signs and markers and to even switch some so that they can more easily lead North Korean columns into their bottlenecks for easier arty plastering.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Grand Fromage posted:

Fun fact: geological maps are state secrets in China. I tried to get one for my geology class and was not able to, and was informed if I got one from the internet and used it I would be breaking the law and imprisoned/deported.

So... how did you do research in that class then? What is the point if you can't even use geological data in a geology class?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Grand Fromage posted:

China also has inaccurate maps for defense purposes and does a thing with GPS that offsets everything and makes it give wrong locations.

Lol, that's amazing.

Chinathread: chabuduo for defense purposes

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Teriyaki Koinku posted:

So... how did you do research in that class then? What is the point if you can't even use geological data in a geology class?

I taught geology. I just cut out the unit where we were going to learn about local Sichuan geology since I couldn't use Chinese geological maps.

Another fun fact, since you aren't allowed to have that data you can't, say, know where the thousands of faults in that very seismically active region are so you can avoid building on top of them.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

sticksy posted:

Lol, that's amazing.

Chinathread: chabuduo for defense purposes

Strategic Chabuduo

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

Grand Fromage posted:

I taught geology. I just cut out the unit where we were going to learn about local Sichuan geology since I couldn't use Chinese geological maps.

Another fun fact, since you aren't allowed to have that data you can't, say, know where the thousands of faults in that very seismically active region are so you can avoid building on top of them.

My FIL apparently is retired from the earthquake authority. He went to work for an hour or two to shoot the poo poo, and then went home every day. I thought it was because his city wasn't at risk for so there was nothing to do, but if they don't have any maps to check anyway, that's even better (also No Why).

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blistex posted:

Yeah, once GPS really took off any anyone could use it they didn't want the North Koreans to be able to just plug numbers into their artillery and rocket charts that they could pull from Google Maps and would give them a much better idea of where they were firing. They also don't want the North to be able to see and know exactly where their tank obstacles and "kill zones" are, and how to avoid them. I believe one of the things that the South does in case of an invasion was to remove key road signs and markers and to even switch some so that they can more easily lead North Korean columns into their bottlenecks for easier arty plastering.

Messing with road signs is standard stuff. UK did it during WW2 as the locals obviously weren't affected. One of the big things like Gulf war was the US had a massive advantage of being able to navigate where ever they wanted quickly, bypassing all expected approaches, surround any unit. Switzerland and Taiwan have road tunnels that can be quickly rigged to pancake invaders. Blocks of reinforced concrete so chunky its effectively invulnerable.

The whole GPS offset thing and no maps is dumb AF only the most paranoid countries would think it would help. Any state adversary would overcome that like it was nothing. Also trigonometry. All it does is screw over the locals. You can buy commercial satellite coverage. If North Korea can't range static targets they got bigger problems. It isn't the 1930's anymore.

Another dumb China thing is all its airspace is military. Practically every other country has open skies to civilian traffic as long as you don't bust airspace like controlled airports, firing ranges, Area 51 etc. Most zones don't have infinite height either.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
they do, uh, have bigger problems

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Mekongs hosed, Laos, Thailand and Cambodia are a screwed

BrassRoots
Jan 9, 2012

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane

Kharnifex posted:

Mekongs hosed, Laos, Thailand and Cambodia are a screwed

Huh? Can you explain more?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
3gorge drat stuff i would guess

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

ded posted:

3gorge drat stuff i would guess

that's a different river, the yangtze (zhang jiang)

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

sticksy posted:

Lol, that's amazing.

Chinathread: chabuduo for defense purposes

"You invaded our country, hoping to overcome our defensive measures! You have been foiled, we have none!"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dont Touch ME posted:

The Three Gorges might burst this year. Hundreds of millions are in danger, and this will cripple the Chinese economy.

CCP: The dam is structurally sound. Those fractures are actually part of the architectural design. The heavy rainfall this year will have no consequences.

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3951673

没办法
I'm sure magas will love this capitalism vs communism debate

communism: still killing more people than unfettered capitalism!

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

Dont Touch ME posted:

The Three Gorges might burst this year. Hundreds of millions are in danger, and this will cripple the Chinese economy.

CCP: The dam is structurally sound. Those fractures are actually part of the architectural design. The heavy rainfall this year will have no consequences.

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3951673

没办法

I remember this from last year when the warping in the images was obviously caused by google's lovely map tile stitching algorithm

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3740835

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Dont Touch ME posted:

The Three Gorges might burst this year. Hundreds of millions are in danger, and this will cripple the Chinese economy.

CCP: The dam is structurally sound. Those fractures are actually part of the architectural design. The heavy rainfall this year will have no consequences.

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3951673

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That would fit flawlessly into 2020

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

Seems like 5,000 years of posting history is at an end and Lowtax is going to lose the mandate of heaven.


Thanks guys for all the great posts, stories, information and so on.


Ooohboy, post the suit, it is time.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
I really not looking forward to the exodus. Moving out of neogaf was a mess. Resetera turned out to be a very inferior replacement of gaf.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
annex gbs from sa

independence now

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
post the suit.

i have waited long

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Dammit this is the one place on the internet where talking about China isn't always an infuriating slog

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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if this place collapses at least C-SPAM will go with it

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
i eegret to tell you that cspam has many offsites

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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bob dobbs is dead posted:

i eegret to tell you that cspam has many offsites

gently caress

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

we should get a struggle session together for lowtax

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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in true revolutionary fashion people are already using the chaos to take aim at their posting enemies

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Post the loving suit before this website goes straight to hell

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



TTerrible posted:

Post the loving suit before this website goes straight to hell

StevoMcQueen
Dec 29, 2007
Welp, it's been fun reading all the insane stories shared, both anecdotes and those in the news.

Not sure what I'm gonna read while idling at work now, assuming the worst. :(

I'll never look at peanut brittle the same way.

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with no why.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

TTerrible posted:

Post the loving suit before this website goes straight to hell

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



we'll never see the 10 piece suit...

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

TTerrible posted:

Post the loving suit before this website goes straight to hell

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Discord was partly funded by Tencent capital

Goon refugees are now fleeing to Discord

gently caress, China wins again

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