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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
MUST REOPEN PUBS. PUBS MORE IMPORTANT TO PENSIONERS THAN CARE HOMES.

How can the MPs work if the subsidised Westminster bars are closed?

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DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
Our economy is going to tank soon regardless and we're about to get screwed a hundred different ways on trade deals so gently caress it, might as well commit to killing people off to keep that machine grinding away.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Tesco crumpets are just as good as Warburton's crumpets

AND AT A FRACTION OF THE PRICE

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I injured my thumb at work

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
The gay fisting factory is a high risk environment tbf

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

DrVenkman posted:

Our economy is going to tank soon regardless and we're about to get screwed a hundred different ways on trade deals so gently caress it, might as well commit to killing people off to keep that machine grinding away.
also the economy is about to implode thanks to reverse factoring which will be fun

soupdragon
Dec 29, 2019

Thirteenth Step posted:

my horny 16 year old self joined for the porn

It's been that long, I can't remember why I first started visiting SA.

In other news, I've managed to miss the worst of the heat by spending the afternoon sleeping off my hangover.

My other technique for keeping cool in the warm summer days is - living in Scotland. That isn't working very well today though.

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Dell_Zincht posted:

Tesco crumpets are just as good as Warburton's crumpets

AND AT A FRACTION OF THE PRICE

The owner of Warburtons is a big Tory donor as well

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Danger - Octopus! posted:

The owner of Warburtons is a big Tory donor as well

Well that's my crumpet buying decision made from now on!

Verimus
Oct 1, 2009
I spent much of today in the basement on a deck chair. It was actually kinda nice down there, around 20° at the most

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

Lol Royal Mail is axing 2k jobs due to profit losses
We've had Christmas levels of post for 3 months in the post office, I'm calling it an excuse.



Also gently caress me I am a disgusting sweaty blob


I just want to jump in a lake. gently caress UK heat. It's always too humid and disgusting and we still don't know what air conditioning is.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

arent they mostly management roles though?

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Middle-management/supervisory roles are getting axed across a lot of industries atm

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

Natalie Fartman posted:

I just want to jump in a lake. gently caress UK heat. It's always too humid and disgusting and we still don't know what air conditioning is.
This a thousand times. When I was in Egypt it would get up to the 40s in temperature, but it was a dry heat with a cooling breeze most of the time and yes, air conditioning in many buildings. As long as you were in some shade and remembered to go indoors for an hour to avoid the midday sun you'd be fine. The U.K. just switches between extremes of cold wet and windy to blazing heat with unbearably high humidity.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Natalie Fartman posted:

Lol Royal Mail is axing 2k jobs due to profit losses
We've had Christmas levels of post for 3 months in the post office, I'm calling it an excuse..

My mate is a postie, he says they've been using the virus to basically eradicate things the unions have worked to get.

Basically kill the bosses

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
As I understand it, the money is lost in the business to RM part being privatised out and taking the money for the easy part. Delivery to actual houses is loss making.

A pretty standard tale of modern public utilities.

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

controversial opinion: today was lovely and i'm sad it's not gonna be like this again for at least a couple of weeks

Stooge
Aug 27, 2018


Bobby Deluxe posted:

also the economy is about to implode thanks to reverse factoring which will be fun

I looked up reverse factoring, saw a chart which "explained" it, and then walked away even more confused.

It might as well have said "The reverse factoring contains potassium benzoate..."

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




oh no computer posted:

controversial opinion: today was lovely and i'm sad it's not gonna be like this again for at least a couple of weeks

it was alright, tad too hot and humid for cycling. i think around 20-25 is the best temperature.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

20C is the C to aim for

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

goatface posted:

As I understand it, the money is lost in the business to RM part being privatised out and taking the money for the easy part. Delivery to actual houses is loss making.

A pretty standard tale of modern public utilities.

The loss making part of the business is letters - volumes are way down as everything goes electronic, but they are still obligated to deliver to every single property in the UK. They make their money on parcels, which are increasing - but not as much as they need them to, basically.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
This weather is amazing what is wrong with you all. I spent all day in a stifling workshop sweating my bollocks off but itS WORTH IT TO COME HOME AND CHILL IN MY BIG LEAFY GARDEN IN THE SUBDURBSSSsssdaaaaaaaaaa

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I wouldn't mind the weather if I hadn't got so unfit because of lockdown stress

Sweat it our

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




jeeze, watching the news about everyone jamming on to beaches again in insane numbers. pissing and making GBS threads everywhere and starting fights.

our country is shiiiit

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



ooh arrr ing eeeer laaaand

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Stooge posted:

I looked up reverse factoring, saw a chart which "explained" it, and then walked away even more confused.

It might as well have said "The reverse factoring contains potassium benzoate..."

it's how carillion hid that they were up to their eyeballs in debt, and it's suspected to be in much wider use than anyone's prepared to admit publicly

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

hemale in pain posted:

jeeze, watching the news about everyone jamming on to beaches again in insane numbers. pissing and making GBS threads everywhere and starting fights.

our country is shiiiit

i heard someone shat in a burger box

animals

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

i bought a new fan it is very cool

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




crispix posted:

i heard someone shat in a burger box

animals

lol

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

Ratjaculation posted:

My mate is a postie, he says they've been using the virus to basically eradicate things the unions have worked to get.

Basically kill the bosses

This is it. It'll be the same for a lot of businesses I expect.

I am really grateful to have a safe albeit low paid job. Post offices are franchises and my boss can't afford to get rid of me or replace me. Short of our post office closing (which won't happen, we actually run a bunch of vans too for the surrounding area, it would be madness to close us) my job is probably safe for the next couple of years.

If only we had loving air conditioning in the building holy poo poo

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
My client drove me to see the road to Battle and, holy poo poo, that was incredibly beautiful road to drive in the early evening. I'm speechless about how amazing it was.

Tomorrow they'll take me for lunch by the seaside so at least that'll be fun.

I gotta visit the Hastings Battlefield as well.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Stooge posted:

I looked up reverse factoring, saw a chart which "explained" it, and then walked away even more confused.

It might as well have said "The reverse factoring contains potassium benzoate..."
trash future explained it and funnily enough used exactly that analogy

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Party Boat posted:

it's how carillion hid that they were up to their eyeballs in debt, and it's suspected to be in much wider use than anyone's prepared to admit publicly
whats funny* about it is that nobody knows because greensill has never disclosed who is doing it or to what extent, and it all goes under operating costs rather than debt

oh, and the chancellor just signed a contract to use reverse factoring to provide covid bailout funds

*terrifying

Renfield
Feb 29, 2008

Galewolf posted:

My client drove me to see the road to Battle and, holy poo poo, that was incredibly beautiful road to drive in the early evening. I'm speechless about how amazing it was.

Tomorrow they'll take me for lunch by the seaside so at least that'll be fun.

I gotta visit the Hastings Battlefield as well.

I don't know how much is open in Hastings, but the Fishermans' End of the seafront is worth a look, walking from the pier to there will take you past the Old Town as well.

It's a shame the pier burned down, the penny and retro-video arcades used to be great, and the fresh doughnuts they made in front of you where amazing as a 9 year old.

When you do the battlefield tour, remember that the Saxon army under Harold had just fought off an invading Viking force, and spent the previous three days on a forced march from the North -and they where holding off a larger and better equipped Normal force until the shield wall was broken by part of the line going after some retreating cavalry...

My Grandad used to do guided tours round the Old Town, and I spent most of my Christmases in Hastings growing up.

Renfield fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Jun 25, 2020

Stooge
Aug 27, 2018


Bobby Deluxe posted:

trash future explained it and funnily enough used exactly that analogy

Oh man, I'm even less funny/original than I thought.

Burned through my existing podcasts over lockdown, so I'll check trash future out, thanks!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

beaches baz

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Stooge posted:

Oh man, I'm even less funny/original than I thought.

Burned through my existing podcasts over lockdown, so I'll check trash future out, thanks!
definitely check them out, they are fantastic

i had to listen to it 2 or 3 times and rewind a few bits before i understood it, but i think the key is that they explain how it works first, and then explain why the hell they would do it or how it makes money later

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Stooge posted:

Oh man, I'm even less funny/original than I thought.

Burned through my existing podcasts over lockdown, so I'll check trash future out, thanks!

I've discovered that the CBC (Canadian broadcasting corporation) has some great long- form multipart investigative reporting podcasts, been burning through one about the a Satanic panic incident that took over an entire town in the early 90s .

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Nice little museum down the road from Battle as well, in case you turn up and realise you don't want to take out a loan to visit the main attraction.

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Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Marmaduke! posted:

Nice little museum down the road from Battle as well, in case you turn up and realise you don't want to take out a loan to visit the main attraction.

I think there is a super sekrit entrance from one of the farm gates and according to local wisdom, if one to wander into the battlefield it's very low chance that anyone will stop them. :getin:

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