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Saalkin posted:Give me a nation for I will rule it with an iron fist Jamaica
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Jul 6, 2020 03:13
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Jamaica votes on the current agenda as follows: 1:support 2:support 3:support 4:support 5:support 6:oppose You may be surprised by 6 but we will not be reduced to stereotypes mon.
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Jul 6, 2020 03:22
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Sign me up fam
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Jul 6, 2020 03:24
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:CURRENTLY VOTING ON  1) oppose 2) support 3) support 4) abstain 5) abstain
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Jul 6, 2020 03:28
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This sounds fun
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Jul 6, 2020 03:28
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voting is closed. Results will be posted shortly.
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Jul 6, 2020 03:35
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The day of business for the UN has concluded. The resolution to condemn and sanction American citizen Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka has passed 13-5 The United States, voting in favor of the resolution, has voluntarily surrendered him to the Hague. The resolution to permit Japan to rebuild its military and remove its post-war restrictions has passed 10 to 8 Japan is hereby permitted to rebuild its military and any restrictions post world war 2 are removed. Extremely last minute votes by Germany and Jamaica turned the tide in favor of Japan. The resolution to grant Japan permission to bully Palau has passed 9 to 8 Like the military resolution, Germany and Jamaica have turned the tide at the last minute and granted Japan permission to harass Palau and give them a swirlie and maybe call them hurtful names. Kenya has already boatlifted homophobic politicians to Palau without seeking UN approval in a desire to bully Palau as well. The resolution to declare the nation of South Africa an "idiot baby country" has failed 7 to 10. Despite an unusual coalition between Iran, Saudi Arabia and most of the Western Bloc voting in favor of the resolution almost the entirety of the global south and third world along with Russia voted against it. The nation to rename India to the Federated Republic of Butts or Butts for short has passed 13 to 5. Proposed by Pakistan the resolution to rename India to Butts has passed overwhelmingly. India shall heretofore be known as butts in all official UN communications. Strangely the Republic of Butts (formerly India) made no vote upon the issue. The resolution to smoke'em if you got'em has passed 12-3 All members on the floor who are holding are encouraged to light up immediately. Italy has generously supplied pizza for munchies. BLAZE IT! 4-20 everyday. UN news Kenya has been rattling sabers against the United Kingdom and offering African wildlife to various nations in exchange for political support Brazil seems to be planning something in regards to Venezuela. Perhaps a surprise party? Or an invitation to become best friends? Palau is upset that Japan wants to bully them and is threatening retaliation for Japanese actions. The agenda for the day is cleared. Nations are now invited to begin making proposals for the next session.
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Jul 6, 2020 03:44
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dads friend steve posted:Sign me up fam South Korea COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:This sounds fun Australia BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Jul 6, 2020 |
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Jul 6, 2020 03:45
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The Republic of Nicaragua proposes sanctions on Japan for being a big meany face bully
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Jul 6, 2020 03:45
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Brazil is seeking formal alliances with Colombia and Trinidad & Tobago with the right to deploy troops on your territory. We are offering to purchase massive amounts of colombian cocaine and Trinidad's uh, fruits I guess, as a sign of good faith.
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Jul 6, 2020 03:50
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Jamaica proposes that Malta should be under the direct control of Jamaica.
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Jul 6, 2020 03:50
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apologies that Canada has so far been absent from the proceedings. we have been getting mad high. just unbelievably stoned.
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Jul 6, 2020 03:53
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The Walrus posted:apologies that Canada has so far been absent from the proceedings. we have been getting mad high. just unbelievably stoned. I have very good news for you on the resolution front
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Jul 6, 2020 03:54
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Russia proposes a resolution that all anime featuring a main character that appears to be under the age of 18, either in stated/approximate years or in appearance, be declared illegal in all member states. Resubmitted for approval.
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Jul 6, 2020 03:57
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Iran is interested in Kenya's offer of wildlife, but can only offer weapons of mass destruction in barter.
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Jul 6, 2020 03:58
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Brazil fully supports Russia's anti-anime efforts. Willing to accept a couple lions and tigers, also, because those are pretty cool.
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Jul 6, 2020 04:00
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Is it too late for me to get a tax haven country
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Jul 6, 2020 04:01
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Resubmitted for approval. Canada gives a provisionary second pending approval of amendment to resolution: just ban all anime.
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Jul 6, 2020 04:03
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Nicaragua supports Russia's anti-anime efforts as well and asks the security council to consider an embargo on anime
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Jul 6, 2020 04:04
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Seconding ban all anime amendment. World peace IS possible and it is just around the corner it seems.
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Jul 6, 2020 04:05
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The Walrus posted:Canada gives a provisionary second pending approval of amendment to resolution: just ban all anime. Works for me I was just trying to ease into it in case a bunch of weebs are here anyway
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Jul 6, 2020 04:07
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AHH F/UGH posted:Is it too late for me to get a tax haven country No. liechtenstein With sufficient seconds and agreement to amend from original proposer Russia Ban All Anime will be added to the agenda tomorrow as resolution one
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Jul 6, 2020 04:10
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Jamaica also supports the anti-anime motion but would like to purpose Japan pay reparations for creating anime.
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Jul 6, 2020 04:11
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Bronze Fonz posted:Willing to accept a couple lions and tigers, also, because those are pretty cool. Kenya is eager to send 1.5 cargo ships worth of lions. However, we can offer 1.5 cargo ships of alive lions if we can receive 3 volunteer infantry divisions.
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Jul 6, 2020 04:14
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buglord posted:Kenya is eager to send 1.5 cargo ships worth of lions. However, we can offer 1.5 cargo ships of alive lions if we can receive 3 volunteer infantry divisions. We must apologize but Brazil cannot accept this deal, our entire military is currently unavailable. Would you accept cocaine and fruits?
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Jul 6, 2020 04:18
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Bronze Fonz posted:We must apologize but Brazil cannot accept this deal, our entire military is currently unavailable. The Homosexual Principality of Kenya (HPK) will accept cocaine and fruits, if they are prepackaged into MRE components. In return, the HPK will send 1.5 cargo ships of mostly alive lions. The HPK abstains from the anime vote. However, it is well known that anime materials are some of the most environmentally damaging, toxic, and expensive types of waste to safely contain. Our newly vacant wildlife refuges have created space for a state-of-the-art Anime Disposal and Containment Unit. All nations of the world can send their toxic anime to Kenya. All we ask for is payment in munitions of equivalent weight.
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Jul 6, 2020 04:28
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Oh god yes, Italy, this pixza sogood mmm
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Jul 6, 2020 04:30
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buglord posted:The Homosexual Principality of Kenya (HPK) will accept cocaine and fruits, if they are prepackaged into MRE components. In return, the HPK will send 1.5 cargo ships of mostly alive lions. Brazil accepts the deal and is preparing the shipments of "sweet & fruity MRE's". You will receive them shortly. We also commend your offer for ADCU's and will see if we have munitions left to spare in due time.
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Jul 6, 2020 04:30
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Sign me up, this looks fun.
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Jul 6, 2020 04:32
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Vietnam proposes the formation of a Great East Asia Anti-Bullying Sphere where everyone agrees to be nice to each other and we definitely don't spread Marxism-Leninism to all our neighbours Glorious Vietnam will head this sphere of course and we invite all except those bullying bastards in Japan to join
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Jul 6, 2020 04:32
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Sign me up i wanna UN
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Jul 6, 2020 04:37
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Saalkin posted:Jamaica also supports the anti-anime motion but would like to purpose Japan pay reparations for creating anime. South Africa supports the anti-anime motion and co-sponsors anime reparations
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Jul 6, 2020 04:38
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Eumenides posted:Vietnam proposes the formation of a Great East Asia Anti-Bullying Sphere where everyone agrees to be nice to each other and we definitely don't spread Marxism-Leninism to all our neighbours Brazil congratulates you on this noble endeavour while sending another shipment of "bottle openers" and "giant pencils" to Japan.
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Jul 6, 2020 04:52
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Glenn Quebec posted:Sign me up, this looks fun. Derpies posted:Sign me up i wanna UN Ghana
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Jul 6, 2020 05:03
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Bronze Fonz posted:Seconding ban all anime amendment. we the United satesd delegation back this amendment
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Jul 6, 2020 05:04
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Ban All Anime has been successfully added to tomorrow's agenda. There are currently no other proposals or resolutions on tomorrows agenda. Statements of support or opposition will not be considered as votes until the agenda is set however debate is allowed and encouraged
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Jul 6, 2020 05:06
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The nation State of Ghana would like to rename itself Ghanarea, after its Supreme Leader Derpies favorite VD.
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Jul 6, 2020 05:13
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Chile has begun a massive undisclosed project in response to the uncertainty caused by Brazil's unprovoked aggression in South America. We encourage other nations to be wary of Brazil's intents when signing treaties with them.
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Eumenides posted:Vietnam proposes the formation of a Great East Asia Anti-Bullying Sphere where everyone agrees to be nice to each other and we definitely don't spread Marxism-Leninism to all our neighbours South Korea strongly opposes this measure.
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