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vanisher

The estimated completion time said 10-20 minutes but it took me well over an hour because I want to be considered a subject matter expert for my small group

# ? Jul 9, 2020 18:36

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:57

vanisher

I want to ask my peers if they need any help but I know that's not only against the rules but depriving them of the joy of completing the online work training

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# ? Jul 9, 2020 18:37

vanisher

Really digging in with the questions to my co-worker about their harassment complaint because I want to make sure HR is following the online training.

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# ? Jul 9, 2020 18:39

old friend

huffing and moaning about how hard the training was so noone realises I completed it in under 5 minutes with a perfect score. Don't want to make my coworkers feel bad for their much smaller brains

# ? Jul 9, 2020 18:52

Manifisto

kept going in for the online daily training which seemed to be pointless

after a while I realized I was being trained to not actually go to training but just say I did

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 9, 2020 19:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Manifisto posted:

kept going in for the online daily training which seemed to be pointless

after a while I realized I was being trained to not actually go to training but just say I did

The real training was inside you all along

# ? Jul 9, 2020 19:38

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I need the training for the training. Im not a computer expert

# ? Jul 9, 2020 20:04

Manifisto

CEO of fortune 500 company walking into a door marked "executive ethics training": it's that time again. it's such a hassle, but ti's important.

*closes door, dives into a scrooge mcduckian pile of money*

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 9, 2020 20:41

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Manifisto posted:

CEO of fortune 500 company walking into a door marked "executive ethics training": it's that time again. it's such a hassle, but ti's important.

*closes door, dives into a scrooge mcduckian pile of money*

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# ? Jul 9, 2020 20:56

Escape From Noise

Why would I need an online training course on how to see goats to be part of the something awful forums? Welp. Better click this link...

# ? Jul 10, 2020 19:23

old friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Why would I need an online training course on how to see goats to be part of the something awful forums? Welp. Better click this link...

hello

# ? Jul 10, 2020 19:30

Snow Cone Capone

the radio shack training videos used the same public-domain music as It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

rip The Shack

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# ? Jul 10, 2020 23:20

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:57

Escape From Noise

I'm doing a three hour info session thing for a job I probably won't get.

I just can't get enough!

# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:13

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