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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Put the Metamucil in the miller lite  It might be alright in a White Claw
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It was a joke. I get the shits when I run and lift, but this is the worst so far. I already eat lots of fibre and drink mucilage. It's awful. I'll look into probiotics (which I thought were just a joke)
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Jul 16, 2020 02:11
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grillster posted:
making GBS threads MY DRAWS ON METAMUCIL AND CLAWS
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Switch to Miller Taste is a killer But it's a toilet filler
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Sillybones posted:I'll look into probiotics (which I thought were just a joke) Me too. If that was my first visit to that doctor, I would've been like, "NOPE!" and went to another doctor, but he helped me through some other things, so I trusted him enough to give it a shot - I was skeptical as gently caress though. It worked. There's something to them. Now, I don't take them every day - that's insane. But they actually do help the day after you've had the runs in getting things back to normal again.
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Jul 16, 2020 02:22
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grillster posted:Switch to Miller Drank 'mucil but no throwing up Half way home and my rear end is still blowing up Today I'll really have to use my T.P. I got to say my bowels are free
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Jul 16, 2020 03:36
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LabyaMynora posted:Me too. If that was my first visit to that doctor, I would've been like, "NOPE!" and went to another doctor, but he helped me through some other things, so I trusted him enough to give it a shot - I was skeptical as gently caress though. The health of your gut microbiota is no joke. Help those little guys out and they’ll get you back with firm healthy poops.
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More rock hard poop balls and a busted roid. I think I’m gonna switch to Miralax from Sennakot. I’m just glad I got it out, I think I was going on 4 days.
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Laslow posted:More rock hard poop balls and a busted roid. i was just about to ask if youd pood lately. thats a long brown spell but im glad you were able to defecate laslow. im thinking about keeping a journal next to my bucket to start cataloguing my movements, anyone else ever do the same?
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Jul 16, 2020 11:27
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I heard that pooping anywhere between twice a day & twice a week is in the normal range, c/d?
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Jul 16, 2020 12:36
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Maybe this crap video will help you determine the normal range of pooping frequency: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_amRs1Lqmg
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Jul 16, 2020 13:33
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I have liquid shits about 30 minutes after every meal. I don't drink anymore and my diet is pretty good. I''m taking 2 probiotics a day. Told my doctor they weren't doing much and she said take 2 more. Getting tested for celiacs too but the absolute worst is after eating "power greens" mixes which aren't supposed to have any gluten or lectins or whatever
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Jul 16, 2020 13:48
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YeahTubaMike posted:I heard that pooping anywhere between twice a day & twice a week is in the normal range, c/d? Twice a day - fine. Twice a week - no, you're hosed up. Sartana posted:I have liquid shits about 30 minutes after every meal. I don't drink anymore and my diet is pretty good. I''m taking 2 probiotics a day. Told my doctor they weren't doing much and she said take 2 more. Sounds like a food allergy to me (lactose/soy intolerant here). Gluten's a good place to start, but watch out for soy, it's in everything. Anything labeled "Vegetable Oil" is usually soybean oil. Good luck!
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Jul 16, 2020 13:53
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Unfortunately not making GBS threads for a few days can indicate constipation. Severe constipation is extremely painful and can cause a visit to the emergency room. The body starts rejecting food and drink input and worse, it can cause heart palpitations.
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Jul 16, 2020 16:16
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Just shove a finger up there and dig those turd rock nuggets out
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Jul 16, 2020 17:37
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The long intestine is over 85 miles or 92 nautical miles long so you may want to bring your friends
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AEMINAL posted:Just shove a finger up there and dig those turd rock nuggets out yeah how do people not know this
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Put the Metamucil in the miller lite give this goon a god drat medal
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single handedly cured can't poop goods
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:single handedly cured can't poop goods Going on my tombstone
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grillster posted:The long intestine is over 85 miles or 92 nautical miles long so you may want to bring your friends Shits ahoy, matey So much talk about fiber supplements when the real MVP is a cup of coffee and two ciggerts.
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Now my issue is dont poop big. Back in my 18s i took massive dumps. they were legendary. Now in my 30s i take dooks children would laugh at. I eat enough throughout the day I guess? Lots of dook material to be made but somehow only small shits
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Jul 17, 2020 21:46
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Just means your body is becoming more efficient. Soon your shits will disappear entirely and you'll have to actively stick things up your butt in an act of reverse making GBS threads!
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Jul 17, 2020 21:51
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You definitely want full, clean dumps. Last thing you want is compacted waste rotting inside your colon.
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Jul 17, 2020 21:55
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Now my issue is dont poop big. Back in my 18s i took massive dumps. they were legendary. Now in my 30s i take dooks children would laugh at. I eat enough throughout the day I guess? Lots of dook material to be made but somehow only small shits There's a tumor in your colon acting as a dam, holding back a ton of poo poo material and only letting the overflow through. Sorry, but I'm afraid you're going to die. 
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Jul 17, 2020 22:41
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the movie basket case but its just a big poo
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LabyaMynora posted:There's a tumor in your colon acting as a dam, holding back a ton of poo poo material and only letting the overflow through. Hopefully all that poo poo shoots out of me when I do and launches my goon rear end into orbit
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My poops are yellow like the simpsons, but much funnier. Anyway it means my liver isn't processing fats and it's not likely to recover.
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Jul 18, 2020 08:38
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i did a really big poop today, was a good one.
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Jul 18, 2020 09:11
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to the goons who cant poo: endoscopes are like $20 on amazon. they are a double edged sword. for one you can check it out in there. this ones a no brainer. who hasnt wondered what the inside of their a**hole looks like? second. you can knock them poo pebbles loose with laser accuracy. if anyone needs one ive only used mine twice.
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Jul 18, 2020 09:54
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I did one of those poops that leaves you feeelin' lighter and mmuch better. Hope your poopin' gets better Mr. Cat.
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Fartington Butts posted:I did one of those poops that leaves you feeelin' lighter and mmuch better. Hope your poopin' gets better Mr. Cat. Edit edit: QUOTE IS NOT EDIT, gently caress
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Jul 18, 2020 10:20
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If you're getting the runner's trots, it's possible you might be overhydrating. You obviously don't want to be dehydrated when you go for a run but having a bit too much fluid onboard loosens things up a bit too much when you're running.
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I’ve had IBS as far back as I can remember and it’s taught me to really appreciate quality TP and to appreciate a good poo for the satisfying masterpiece that it is. A perfectly solid one-wiper (always at least one just to check) can make my whole dang day. It has also taught me that breakfast should be consumed with extreme caution and no sooner than an hour after waking up. Today is only okay, for poops.
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Jul 18, 2020 12:47
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I'm all about no-wipers. poo poo and stand right up without even a checker. Its all about confidence. I don't even have any toilet paper.
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Caesar Saladin posted:I'm all about no-wipers. poo poo and stand right up without even a checker. Its all about confidence. I don't even have any toilet paper. I bought a pack of construction paper to facilitate my sit-n-check no wipe assurance program. really any surface you can put your rear end on will do but the bright colors really do it for me
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Fartington Butts posted:I did one of those poops that leaves you feeelin' lighter and mmuch better. Hope your poopin' gets better Mr. Cat. Some mornings when I’m outside with the dogs my male dog will just unload a massive dook and then trot away with this massive grin on his face and it makes me happy that he’s happy.
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