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Wub a Dub Sub
Feb 13, 2012


to the heart and mind
ignorance is kind

there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all youll find

so im never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythem...
White! Gas! coleman stove ting brrrapp

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a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Yeah no worries, I'm just gonna pack my own tent. We won't have to share, and I can dip into my tent to jack off whenever I want.

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
god drat IT I forgot my charger, can you turn the car around?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Yeah no worries, I'm just gonna pack my own tent. We won't have to share, and I can dip into my tent to jack off whenever I want.

Haha! Whaaaaat? No, no. C'mon. It's...that's..not a problem. You don't have to bring your own tent man, c'mon.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Big Beef City posted:

Haha! Whaaaaat? No, no. C'mon. It's...that's..not a problem. You don't have to bring your own tent man, c'mon.

Nah really, its uh, its fine. Honest. Weekends are like, my prime jacking off time. I don't wanna...its fine, really.

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
Does anyone have an iphone charger I can borrow? No, it’s an iphone 4

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Quarter ounce

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Yeah no worries, I'm just gonna pack my own tent. We won't have to share, and I can dip into my tent to jack off whenever I want.

How are we supposed to to charge everyone's crystals if we aren't all jacking off together?? Why even GO camping?!

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
*Pisses into a Gatorade bottle 10 miles into the drive*

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Hey guys is there space for my elaborate coffee machine?

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Yup, got the RV loaded up. Tested the satellite TV, we're good to go there. Just got the new PS5 so entertainment is covered as well. AC blowing cold and generator is topped off! Ain't nothing like the great outdoors to get away from it all

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

kazr posted:

Yup, got the RV loaded up. Tested the satellite TV, we're good to go there. Just got the new PS5 so entertainment is covered as well. AC blowing cold and generator is topped off! Ain't nothing like the great outdoors to get away from it all

All that AC sounds mighty chilly, you got a heater just in case

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





HEY Y'ALL OUT THERE IN TWITCH LAND IT'S YOUR BUD STARBUCKS HERMIT

(wait what, we're partnered with youtube now?)

I MEAN YOUTUBE LAND, THANKS FOR CHECKING IN

(wait, how many subscribers? that many? that's a quarter of our twitch subs, this is stupid)

YEAH, WE ARE PACKING FOR THE BIG TRIP TO BRING THE OUTDOORS TO YOU, OUR TRUE VIEWERS

We got, uh, tents, and stoves, and pots, and beans, and mountain dew, and insect spray. The desert won t know what hit 'em! LET'S ROLL OUT!

LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE, we got a ton of cool sh*t coming your way!

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Does anyone remember those expensive rear end adult camping trips for tech bros being advertised back in 2013/14 or so?

The advertising for them was soooo cringey and was really pushing the "You're finally going to have a real, meaningful, human experience, when you pay us $2300 to make you a bourbon cocktail and set up your tent for you"

edit: I can't find the video of it but at one point they are all on rented motorcycles together and blaring their horns through a tunnel like a pack of assholes.

Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Jul 17, 2020

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

numberoneposter posted:

better pack this bag of monster condoms that i use for my magnum dong in case bigfoot shows up

RIP drew

I'm bringing nothing but a 36 rack of Diet Mountain Thunder and a lubed up butthole. It's what Drew wod have wanted.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

https://vimeo.com/55420992

Yeah this loving poo poo.

Flutieflakes017
Feb 16, 2012

only if you've been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain

The narrator/talk track is so brutal. THAT'S the voice they picked to talk about manliness? Did they intentionally pick the most quintessential SF-Tech Bro high pitched nasally voice they could find?

Speaking of packing, can we stop for Zyn? I only brought 5 tins and it's going to be along weekend.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
I got some goteborgs and some knox, should tide you over

even got a tin of the lingonberry

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

This unlabeled bottle is the cinnamon lube and this unlabeled bottle is the cinnamon schnapps. Please don't confuse them again this time.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Oh hey Sally, didn’t know you were coming out. Guess we’ll be spending the whole weekend together hehe

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Derpies posted:

I'm bringing nothing but a 36 rack of Diet Mountain Thunder and a lubed up butthole. It's what Drew wod have wanted.

Well it’s good you got tomorrow’s breakfast covered, but what are gonna do the rest of the trip?

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely
Alright babe I got the tent set up let's drop some acid and have a good time!

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Ok who used all my poppers? I brought two cases!!!

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

HamAdams posted:

*Pisses into a Gatorade bottle 10 miles into the drive*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHUVzj1IdeU

naem
May 29, 2011

starbucks hermit posted:

HEY Y'ALL OUT THERE IN TWITCH LAND IT'S YOUR BUD STARBUCKS HERMIT

(wait what, we're partnered with youtube now?)

I MEAN YOUTUBE LAND, THANKS FOR CHECKING IN

(wait, how many subscribers? that many? that's a quarter of our twitch subs, this is stupid)

YEAH, WE ARE PACKING FOR THE BIG TRIP TO BRING THE OUTDOORS TO YOU, OUR TRUE VIEWERS

We got, uh, tents, and stoves, and pots, and beans, and mountain dew, and insect spray. The desert won t know what hit 'em! LET'S ROLL OUT!

LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE, we got a ton of cool sh*t coming your way!

I’m the shockingly beautiful blonde girl in a stunningly well produced video reviewing a $140,000 custom van-rv conversion with stainless steel ha d-crafted wood grain interior

the video has perfect lighting and drone shots of breath taking nature

also booty shorts

she spends a lot of time rolling around in a big blanket giggling or slurping wine off her fingertips

halfway through the video it just turns into borderline porn for clicks

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Did you bring the axe? Gonna need it for my kids.

Uppa
Nov 23, 2002

Getting ready for a back country trip, meticulously going through a gear checklist and thinking about ways to shave half a pound off the pack weight.

Oh, this is a family trip? Crams every square inch of the car with crap, spends entire weekend digging through bags and bins trying to find the ketchup.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I hope I brought enough knives.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely
Just gonna set my truck on fire trying to start this tailgate grill! Anyone want some of these vegan sausage? They're really good!

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Should bring seasons 1-5 of greys anatomy on dvd at least... maybe season 6 but imo 1-5 cover most situations. But if you get stuck cause of global warming (a less than 0% chance) having season 6 really pulls its weight. It takes up more space per season than the bundle but it gives a good contingency. I wish they’d make a season 1-6 bundle.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i brought enough beer for everyone. oh woah all the cans are empty haha the beer ghost strikes again. ok rupert your on beer run duty sorry dude i dont make the rules. i wonder why i stopped getting invited to these things.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Ohoho whoops I leaned back too far in my campin' chair and fell on the bottle-pile boy do I look silly

Aw man I tore my jeans on some broken glass and it stings like hell

Wow that's a lot of blood

It's not stopping

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ChickenHeart posted:

Ohoho whoops I leaned back too far in my campin' chair and fell on the bottle-pile boy do I look silly

Aw man I tore my jeans on some broken glass and it stings like hell

Wow that's a lot of blood

It's not stopping

better to just go to sleep now, we will patch you up in the morning after rupert gets back from the beer run. its already pretty dark not to mention were fourteen and a half miles away from my miata. its been a couple of days now speaking of rupert, did we send him with enough water? did anyone even bring water

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ok turns out im camping like actually hiking a pretty good chunk of distance into a camp site next next week so please no more bullshit joke advice

how many condoms do i bring?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy


It contains:
-High Quality nylon backpack
-Trekking Poles & Gloves
-10x10 camping tarp
-Ultra-lite compact sleeping bag
-SOS mylar groundsheet/tarp
-550 paracord, lots
-Sawyer Mini water filter
-Hunters GPS
-Food drybag
-Small roll of Gorilla Tape
-First aid kit, mostly anitbacterial and bug ointment
-small pot
-119 Buck Knife
-3 bandannas
-Spool of high test fishing line
-Fishing hooks
-Compass
-Bug Hat
-Ferro rod
-Electronics drybag with portable battery pack and 1TB SSD full of essential files.
-Toothbrush
-Extra Socks

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


oh no i fell into a crevace help. actually wait its pretty nice in here. you all go on without me, i live here now.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
- 30 lbs of sour patch kids
- worn copy of stephen kings IT
- my katana with the red handle

all the rest nature will previde

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


#crevacelife #mycrevacemyrules

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
lol if you don't pack the bare essentials so as to not corrupt the beauty of nature while you jack off to two trees that look like they're loving

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'm gonna chop some firewood so we can cook food and not go to sleep shivering.

*gets 3 swings in*

HUFF. HUFF. HUFF. IMG GONNA DIE gently caress. HUFF.

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