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WRECKER 14: Shines-in-Heaven Shines-in-heaven: HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 1 Belt resources: Power: 3 Medical Units: 3 Air: 3 Tokens: 1 Break Augmentations: Limits: 0C 5M Breed Talent - Venomous Bite: Gain a melee attack mode, 1d6/2 +Poison. M: Nuclear Arms: +1 damage with melee weapons, +1 per Rad Token, and may use Heavy Weapons without penalty; cannot use missile weapons. CS Suite II: Slots: 2 Medical: Automatically spend 1 Med-Unit when damaged Item reload status: - "Now, let's see if we can't find the other contestants out there!" With that Shines-in-Heaven broke out her scanning gear and began tapping away to sweep the surrounding area. ACT: Boosted Scan: Wide Scan and Tight Scan 701
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,,, HP: 3/3 MV: 2 DR: 1 --- Scrap: 000 Luxe: -10 Belt: Med: 3, Pow: 3, Air: 3 Tokens: --- AUGS: [2/4]C, [0/1]M [1]Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. [1]Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. Ra Maximum regards the Crucible interface. He pulls open the input chute and reaches in to scrape the walls. Surely Wrecking Crew Ltd wouldn't shell out for clean equipment? ACT: Salvage(Boosted)
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1. Dimensional Derek Sponsor Activity posted:gu$tav deploys Gamma Crate! D-Derek spends 1 Med Unit to Heal 1 HP. Nugget 1 calls for help...Mutant Jailer delivers! Nugget 2 calls for help...Mutant Nugget delivers! Nugget 3 calls for help...There is no response! 2. Cyka Cyka Scans... 506: No active contact. 507: [HAZARD] detected. 606: [HAZARD] detected. 608: No active contact. 710: [Friendly] contact detected. 711: No active contact. Scan complete. 3. Vatman Jones Rook Engineered Organisms is now the Exclusive Sponsor of Vatman Jones! Vatman attempts to Hack his pod hatch, but fails! Vatman's Endosymbiotic Brood removes 1 Poison Token! 4. Eugenius McBuster McBuster Scans... 128: No active contact. 130: [HAZARD] detected. [Elite][Synth] contact detected! 137: [HAZARD] detected. Scan complete. 5. Opal Dang-Cobra Opal Scans... 401: Lost Purifier, Torch Pawn, [wrecker] Acolyte 501: No active contact. 503: [HAZARD] detected. 602: No active contact. 603: No active contact. Scan complete. 6. Acolyte Acolyte Scans... 501:4 [Mutant] contacts. Scan complete. 7. Slitherin' Sidious Sidious spends 1 Med Unit to remove 1 Poison Token! Sidious Scans... 702:Lung Bandit, [wrecker] Shines-in-Heaven Scan complete. 8. Dunk Tuggum Dunk spends 1 Med Unit to heal 1 HP! 9. Ra Maximum Ra Salvages for 1 Scrap! 10. B.A. Elsewhere Bonny-Anne uses Command Fob...Gamma Enforcer fabric8ed! Bonny-Anne Mounts Gamma Enforcer! An Autofalconoid attempts to snatch from Bonny-Anne, but Bonny-Anne is Mounted! 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem Talcum's B-String converts 1 Break, 1 Poison, and 1 Air into 3 Infest! Talcum apicultures PDL Foldr! 12. Theo Reticule Theo repairs his armor and removes 1 Break Token! Autofalconoid spends 1 Power Unit and deploys to 142...No eligible targets located! 13. Collette Errol Collette Salvages and gains 1 Scrap and 1 Power Unit. 14. Shines-in-Heaven Shines-in-Heaven Scans... 601: Beta Broiler, [wrecker] Slitherin' Sidious 701: [Elite] [Mutant] contact detected! 703: No active contact. 802: No active contact. 803: No active contact. Scan complete. 15. Lonán Murder-Birb Lonán Scans... 161: No active contact. Scan complete. Autofalconoid spends 1 Power Unit and deploys to 801...No eligible targets located! Nugget 1 calls for help...There is no response! Nugget 2 calls for help...There is no response! Nugget 3 calls for help...There is no response! 16. The Late Johnson Johnson Hacks his pod hatch, and is no longer trapped! Johnson Scans... 136: No active contact. 137: [HAZARD] detected. 145: No active contact. Pod People Vatman Jones is trapped in his pod! Vatman Jones loses 1 Air Unit and receives 1 Burn Token! MOV: No movement is possible (except Shift) ENC: Make an attack to blow open the door. ACT: Make a Hack attempt to bypass the automated release. HAZ: Lose 1 Air Unit and gain 1 Burn Token and 1 Rad Token if still trapped. Round 1 HAZARD Roulette Marked Target I: A newly-spawned foe will drop a Green Reward Crate on defeat. Sponsors-Only Map Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Jul 16, 2020 |
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WRECKER 16:The Late Johnson Mutations: Gelatinous Epidermis: Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources. HP: 2/2, Move: 3 Weapon: EZ-Snipe 1d8/1, Range: 1 DR: 0 Optiscope Counter: 1 The Late Johnson took one look at the puckering, pulsing space hole in front of him and spoke thusly. "Gross." And chose to walk away from it. MOV: 145
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HP: 3/3 Scrap: 001 Luxe: 015 DR/HAZ: 0/ N/A ; Hazard Tokens: 1 Break Mutations [2/3] ; Cyber [0/2] ; Weapons [2/2] ; Familiars [1/4] Wranglin' When power attacking, all minions may power attack for free. ACT: retain a beast defeated this round Gelatinous Epidermis (Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources) Prehensile Teratoma (Subject may Reload or Modify Gear as a freeACT; 1 in 6 chance to take a random ACT) Move to 102 "Though the soft caress of the void may be preferable to this fleshy prison, my work here is not yet done"
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HP: 3/3 MV: 2 DR: 1 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 4. Scrap: 00. Luxe: 0. Belt: 3 Air, 3 Med, 2 Power. Tokens: Mutations (0/3) Cyber (1/2) Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. Items: CS Suite I CS Armor Mod: Loyalty Weapons: Friends: "Aye aye, 2Can, no lootcan? How disappoint! How are we supposed to pirate this meat palace if you can't even rob an unguarded cradle? Pah, Guess I'll have to find a bigger lever to pry the nails lose with myself, if we want any shinies for a nestegg!" 'Adios, Flamingoes!' MOV: [162] -> 161 -> 151
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HP: 6/6 Move: 3 Scrap: 00 Luxe: 000 DR: DR2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 2 Air // 3 Med // 3 Power Hazard Tokens: Mutation [2/5]: Fibrous Ganglia (LVL1) (Mutation-based attacks are upscaled once per mutation possessed; subjects TN to be hit is 2) // Endosymbiotic Brood (LVL1) (Subject may discard 1 Token of choice per round without effect as a freeACT; AoE attacks are upscaled twice against the subject) Weapons [0/2]: Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 2 (+2 DR, 2 Mod Slots) >CS Modules [1/2]: Medical (Automatically spend a Med Unit when damaged) Utility [1/2]: GutzGro (Heal ACT restores +1 HP) Familiars [0/2]: Consumables: none // Items: none // Notes: none. Vatman had stopped breathing when the oxygen levels inside the pod had dropped to untenable levels, what with his smoldering skin eating away what little was left, but a steady drip of NuBlood Intra-arterial Oxidizer kept his metabolism going, for now. For now, but not for long. MOV: Taking Aim Theantero fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Jul 16, 2020 |
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WRECKER 10: Bonny-Anne Elsewhere HP: 2/3 | Move: 2/2 | DR: 1/1 | Med: 3/3 | Power: 3/3 | Air: 3/3 | Scrap: Dead broke | Luxe: In the hole 11 Mounted: Gamma Enforcer HP: 3/3 | Move: 3/3 | DR: 1/1 | Power: 3/3 Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. BA smiles toothily as a autofalc slams into her windshield with a clank. "Someone in the campong has sticky fingats." She glances at the gristlegrinders in her display. "One shelf higher than ripping tonguats one ponders" Bonny-Anne brings the rig around and cycles power into its actuators. She laughs in genuine delight as the rig surges across the meatscape. It forges into the greaseflow, kicking up an oily wave. MOV: Move from 142 to 133 to 123 to 113. Don't stop for neutrals or loot Not Alex fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Jul 16, 2020 |
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WRECKER 7: Slitherin' Sidious HP: 2/2 MV: 4 DR: 1 HazDR: Burn 2 Hit TN: 4. Luxe: -013. Belt: 3/3 Air, 2/3 Med, 3/3 Power. Tokens: 0 Headhunter: Multiples of 4 = X2 Damage. Penetrator w/Power Attacks. Scan is freeACT. Cyber (2/2) Mutations (0/3) Utilities (2/2) Weapons (1/2) Armor (1/1) Minions (0/2) Jacklegz©: +1 MV Weapon Mount: EZ-Snipe mounted: attacks are upscaled, free to extract, cannot be destroyed while bound to aug. GroGutz: Loaded. +1 HP restored when using a Heal ACT. Hazmat-B: Loaded. Burn DR +2 His scanner gave a definite blip. Ned's eyebrows rose and a pleased smile tugged at his lips. "Luck of the scandirish strikes again. She's here." A few taps on his comms had him hailing the nearby wrecker. <'alohalochiwa, Shines-In-Heaven. Would you honor this humble worm with wreckference? Sending meet deets. And fair warning for fair gojirihime that a Beta rig Purifier is at the following coords...> Ned slipped silently out of cover while the Broiler burninated, his legs already booting up for a long and greasy haul. Shines-In-Heaven may see: >Beta Broiler at 601 >Move:601->702->802->801
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WRECKER 8: Dunk Tuggum HP: 2/2 Move: 2 (Shift) Scrap: 0 Luxe: -6 DR: DR1 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3 Air // 2 Med // 3 Power // 0 Buff Hazard Tokens: N/A Cyber: 1/1 Muts: 2//4 Augs posted:Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. [Unused this round] The gristlegrinder finished sawing through the cover. But Dunk was already long gone. MOV: Spending a Power token to do a boosted move: 127->116->907->809
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HP: 6/6 MV: 3 DR: 3 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 5. Scrap: 00 Luxe: 078 Belt: 2 Air, 3 Med, 2 Power. Tokens: 3 Infest. Sponsor: Diamond IAMC. Hiver (Protean): Access to Hiver Challenge List. +1 to Craft Rolls. ACT: Apiculture a consumable. Headhunter X-Train: Crit = 2x Damage. Cyber (0/2) Mutations (3/4) Worm that Walks (B-Vo): Max HP cannot be reduced below # of Infest. Abilities/gear that spend/transfer Infest cost 1 fewer Token. Lamellar Thorax (B-Vo): +2DR; spend Nuclear Arms (Lvl2): +1 damage with melee, +1 per Rad Token. No heavy weapon penalty. Missile attacks downscaled twice. SmokeSwarm: Loaded. Downscale & 1d8/2 to units attacking Retreating Unit. Hydroly-Sis: Loaded. Salvage restores up to 3 Air Units. 2 Scrap to reload. A synth hound charges right at the grubby little hiver. Talcum watches as it picks up speed, indifferent to the threat. The sawtooth makes contact, splattering the hiver like roadkill across the synth's frame. The swarm reassembles on the hound's back, arms wrapped over its optical inputs. With a few kicks at one of the chemical stores on the back the synth races off on a serpentine course, its packmate in swift pursuit. A camdrone focuses in on the hiver riding atop the bucking and blinded steed, waving the mask around for balance on a makeshift limb. The scene freezes with an ad overlay for Protean Flakes™. "Got a little Talcum in you?" Opponent(s): 2x Gristlegrinder & 1x Greaser. Location: 407 MOV: From 407 to 506 to 606.
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Dimensional Derek HP: 2/2 Tokens: 1 Warp Jacklegz©: +1 Move. D-Mutation - Pulse Wave: Gain a special attack mode, 1d6/3 Push 1. Debt: 15L Time to get out. Derek decided it was time to give up on the wall and just go around. Shift: -> 712 -> 812 -> 813
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WRECKER 2: Cyka Cyber (2/4): Bone Lacing 1, Rail Loader 1 HP 3/3 Cyka paced around the area, appraising appendages, extrusions and growths, considering what would provide the most cinematic oomph when used against the three interlopers. Narrating to a camera drone as they went, “These little hunters, got some nice little strategies, quiaff? You run, they hunt. You run far, they hit hard. Likely kill you. So, you stay put, you size up the terrain, and you drop some of it on them. Try not to trip any of Green Barrels Inc’s finest, mind: It’s a great product if you want to tox up the terrain, but not so hot against gribblies that shrug off the harm without a quibble.” Take aim. That do anything interesting with Improvise these days? Sponsors: Word up, skylords, -ladies and -xordadies! Planning to mop these guys up, then say hi to a friendly I spotted on my scan, then beelining the rig resort to trigger a couple keyfobs. Send me anything you like, and ping me if you need a good shill. AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Jul 17, 2020 |
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#12 - Theo Reticule, Rookie Junker HP: 3/5 Move: 1 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -003 DR: DR 1 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 2 Med // 3 Power // 2 Air Hazard Tokens: none Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [2/5]: Spinal Array (+1 Scan Range.) // Rigspike (A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3.) Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer, "Rusty" (1d4/5 +Break, Melee) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 (+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [1/2]: AdrenoMAX (Loaded. +1 Damage when Power Attacking. Reload for 1 Scrap) Familiar [1/2]: Autofalconoid, "Merlin" (1 HP, 0 Power. ACT+1Power: Collect items from remote hexes when deployed. 1d8 attack if contested. ACT: Restore Power.) Consumables: none // Items: none // Notes: Exclusive Wrecker of Magitek Mafia. Listen Along: Time Keeps On Slipping - Deltron 3030 An amount of time passed for Theo Reticule as he worked on straightening out his armor with the help of Rusty, his Unbalanced K-Hammer. For any other person, the time that he spent working on his armor could be described as a sobering experience, but Theophilharmonic Johannes Reticule was anything but. Though he'd listened carefully for some stray human-like noises in the radio static for a few minutes, a response from the aether was still yet to come on the comms channels he'd broadcast on. After enough time listening to nothing but empty static, Theo turned on his helmet's (GEN-recommended) TuneZEN and got into a groove working while listening to a channel he liked to wreck to called #mercnmedia. He liked to keep it real. Just to keep his newly-hatched smart-pet busy, Theo sent his Autofalconoid Merlin off to deliver a note to a particular Wrecker that he knew to be in the area, and he had also ... huh. Perhaps he'd given Merlin the the order to "borrow" the Wrecker's weapon if it looked like she didn't need it any more, which - considering the fact that the multifeeds were showing this particular wrecker assembling a rig for herself - it looked like she didn't need a Mr. Stinger after all. Regardless, Theo had hit the button for the cool looking gun of hers on her chart and then 'YES' without thinking about it, but before he let the robo-bird leave on its new mission Theo'd had the foresight to have Merlin clasp a digital message tag within its metal beak. He instructed the automated avian to drop the message if it succeeded, a message which had read: "Come to Just as Theo was putting the finishing touches on his armor plates' reassembly, Merlin returned, its beak and its claws noticeably bent out of shape. "Find something too hard-plated for you to handle?" he called to the bird, amused by its non-life-threatening cosmetic changes. "Come on and lessee if we can't straighten those claws back out..." The robotic bird landed awkwardly on Theo's shoulder, trying its programmed best not to puncture its owner's unarmored suit with its bent claws. It shuffled dutifully down onto Theo's left forearm bracer to be inspected on a more grapple-able surface. "Not irrep - *hic* - perrable. Next time I'll send you aftra softer target, mm'kay? Good bird." He patted the smart-bird on the head, and it refocused its irises on him in response. As though life was searching to find a way ruin this tender moment, from the corner of his eye Theo saw the Ribbon Skate he'd failed to kill finally succeeding at squirming its way out of the pile of heavy junk, meat, and metal that had once trapped it. "Oh cranberries!" Theo yelped, tossing Merlin into the air and getting up to grab Rusty. "I can't let you do that-" But let it he did. The Ribbon Skate broke free from its weighted prison, zoomed past Theo's helmet before he could swing, and rushed upwards to the top of the meatchambers in the sky to nurse its wounds. "Cripes!" Theo cursed, and he scrambled to don his freshly-repaired armor. "We gotta find a hidey-hole to hunker in for a mo,' Merlin. That thing could be back soon!"' Thankfully, the TuneZEN were still pumping in Theo's ear canals. Movement: > Stay -> AIM. Sponsors: I can't believe it! Just when I thought I had this space to myself to search for scrap, one of those see-through suckers squirmed out of the junk pile I'd made for them to die under! How rude! Well, I'll probably have to kill this thing before it ambushes me in the future and steals more of my blood. These things simply do not give up chasing their prey and it's a kinda tragic example of parasitism in xeno-nature, really!
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Purchase: 1 challenge slot. -5L No Such Thing As Bulletproof: Kill an enemy with an attack that does double its DR. Unapproved Aftermarket Augmentation: Craft a modkit onto a weapon instead of directly using it. "Keep up the killcounts, wreckers. More death means more luxe. More luxe means more toys." Hexenritter fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Jul 17, 2020 |
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Hexenritter posted:this page is full of awesome.
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"Ah, apologies, my friends. I've been delayed, but better late than never." The new arrival in the sponsor suite is tall and broad, if not on Shliefman's level; if nothing else, she(?) seems to be walking under her own power. Dark, fashionable corpwear robes conceal most of her form, and the top of her face is covered by a white porcelain mask with a floppy-eared porcine design. Given that what's visible of her head involves a shaggy purple-grey mane, a semi-reptilian lower jawline, and tusks, this might not be just a fashion conceit. The joy of the plutocracy: given sufficiently wealthy and tolerant parents, even the most hideous mutant can live in the luxe for life. This hideous mutant is an excellent example. "My name is Susan Idae DeBlucch," the mutant says, once she's found an adequate seat. "CEO of Brainfood Upcycled Nootropics. Pleasure to be here at last. I trust it's been an entertaining evening so far? Or, at least, educational. Which reminds me..." Susan flips her broadcast to the proper frequency for contacting the Wreckers. "WRECKERS! This is Brainfood Upcycled Nootropics, offering you an exciting opportunity to aid future generations and, of course, your own bank accounts. Here at Brainfood, we upcycle not just unneeded biomass and other nutraceutical ingredients, but experiences, memories... educational meme-forms. We're all about education. Brainfood will pay a premium to the first Wrecker who can provide -- well, let's call it an object lesson. A retrospective on failure, so others will succeed where you have not. Please enunciate clearly." Offering a new sponsor challenge: Serve As A Warning To Others: After failing a roll, explain clearly what you did wrong and how you would improve for next time.
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 04:31 |
Dimensional Derek receives a Gamma Sponsor Crate from gu$tav...it contains 2x SaniGel! pre:ACCOUNTS 1. Dimensional Derek -15 2. Cyka 0 3. Vatman Jones 0 4. Eugenius McBuster -1 5. Opal Dang-Cobra -16 6. Acolyte -16 7. Slitherin' Sidious -13 8. Dunk Tuggum -6 9. Ra Maximum -10 10. B.A. Elsewhere -11 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem 78 12. Theo Reticule -3 13. Collette Errol 15 14. Shines-in-Heaven -2 15. Lonán Murder-Birb 0 16. The Late Johnson 0 TeuthisCorp presents Kill-o-Vision® posted:Theo Reticule: 2 Kills Sponsor Stipends posted:RookEngOrg +5 pre:RookEngOrg 5 Specialty Item TBD 1 Gamma Crate X:Vatman Pertinax AmmoFab 5 DPM Charon 1 Beta Crate X:0 Gu$tav 5 FIXR Drone 1 Gamma Crate X:Derek Diamond IAMC 5 Specialty Item TBD X:Talcum Turnt™ 5 Specialty Item TBD 1 Gamma Crate X:0 Magitek Mafia 10 Specialty Item TBD X:Theo Psichonumen 5 Specialty Item TBD X:0 Brainfood 5 Specialty Item TBD X:0 ____________________________________________________________ Wrecker Retirement Fund 0 Sponsor Challenges posted:RookEngOrg Wreckers, get Moving! Sponsors-Only Map Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Jul 19, 2020 |
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HP: 5/5, Move: 2 Debt: 16L Tokens: 3 Med, 3 Power, 3 Air Equipped Utility mods: Hazmat-B Augs: Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Jacklegz©: +1 Move Acolyte ignores the synths and just walks away. If the off-Brands wish to follow, Acolyte can destroy them later with righteous improvisation. MOV: SE to hex 502 Astus fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Jul 20, 2020 |
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{Health 2/2 :: Medicine 3/3 :: Power 3/3 :: Air 3/3} {Scrap 0 :: Luxe -1} Armor: CS Suite I (DR 1, Slots 1/2) {CS-Loyalty (+1 Familiar)} Weapons: EZ-Snipe (1d8/1 Range 1) Augmentations: Biolytic Emesis (1d8/0 Burn, burn self on miss) Familiars: Motile Biocover {Health 3/3}; Autofalconid {Health 1/1 :: Power 1/1} Within a radius of a few meters, toxic fumes wafting from the crashed pod have necrotized the surrounding tissue into a moat of disgusting purple slough. On top of the pod, every breath Eugenius takes is coughed back out, but that isn't enough to keep him away from this makeshift defensive position. He unslings the rifle, setting its scope on the incoming Gristlegrinder. MOV: Hold & Aim
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,,, HP: 3/3 MV: 2 DR: 1 --- Luxe: -10 Belt: Med: 3, Pow: 3, Air: 3 Tokens: --- AUGS: [2/4]C, [0/1]M [1]Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. [1]Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. A few good wires. A modest pile of salvage from the crucible platform. Ra Maximum reaches out to where the metal ends. Past the flickering lights lies the gargling and twitching meat. A cheap bulk product. Junk even before it was thrown away and forgotten by it's creator. Run. Once again does Ra Maximum place his weight on the soft and the dying. MOV: -----------904->114->113-------------
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"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol" about terminals: any operable map object will have a terminal that you can punch a code into in this case, you'll get fuckin' paid to do this don't say i never helped y'all Luxe: Crates: 1 Gamma Challenges[2]: small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage 1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
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In his lavishly bare holo-enabled corporate office at the Cosmiq Headquarters Campus, Dr. Skipp Wiley Sr. was engaged in a conversation with a work colleague while in the midst of futzing with with the office's nu-window display settings. While he toggled through the different options, the walls flicked between different digital wall adornments, curtains, and blinds designed for displaying views of the cityscape outside (or backdrops of elsewhere, if so desired), all curated for a maximally-pleasing aesthetic. No matter what setting he tried out, however, within seconds Dr. Wiley would try out another display configuration, as though he was searching for the golden needle of beauty in a haystack of ugly sticks. "No see, I just don't understand what happened to the old way of doing windows. You know, tempered glass panes that let you look out over the cityscape from your office. You could open them and get some unfiltered air whenever you wanted." Using his control devices from his desk, Dr. Wiley flipped past some wooden slat horizontal blinds to red velvet curtains that parted in the middle, all while listening to the other person on the line. "True, that would be too tempting," Dr. Wiley resumed, "but they made it so highrisers couldn't just open the windows and jump, after a point." He toggled through the rainbow of available colors and patterns for the curtains and made a clicking noise with his tongue when he couldn't find any he liked. "Shame, really." Dr. Skipp Wiley Sr. reset the walls to one of the pre-installed defaults: floor-to-ceiling windows with the Cosmiq logo as the reactive blinder tracking the sun's movement in the sky. "So, I wanted to get you back for that Sponsor Sunday Restoration Initiative you sent my way - yeah, no, I think it's got to be a little too 'ancient history' to use the names from the old seven day work week, even though it worked out okay for civilization, for a couple centuries at least or whatever." "No - No! I'm not saying the sun isn't deserving of worship!" Dr. Wiley said, staring at the Cosmiq logo blotting out the sun in his office's windows. "I'm just thinking, 'Shouldn't every day be Sponsor Sunday?'" Dr. Skipp Wiley Sr. took the brief pause from his conversation partner as tacit agreement. "Listen Greginaldo, I'm gonna let you mull that slogan over: 'Every day is Sponsor Sunday.' Lemme know what your people think about that on the next... Burgin' Blursday. Talk then." Done making his point, Dr. Wiley hung up in that moment and kept gazing at where the sun should be, deep in thought. Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Jul 20, 2020 |
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"An excellent first round, wreckers! Let's kick it up a notch or too and get that meat flying." "Sir? The prototype has arrived." <happy fat noises> "Excellent! I'm sure it's going to make our deadly pile of insects very happy. Go cram it into that SHOT bucket with the green diddly on top." "There's been a bit of a mixup, though, sir. The engineers only sent the blueprints. ... "Errr... but I can send that." ... "Right, I'll just get right on that, will I? Right." A huge sausage-like finger taps a red button. "Alright wreckers, listen up. I'm about to start on my fourth breakfast of garlic bovinitrate slurry truffles and I'd like one of you to share it with me. The first wrecker to eat an opponent, dead or alive, gets a prize." Spending 5bux for a new sponsor challenge - Breakfast of Champions: Devour an opponent Sending a Diamond Signature "Rockmuncher" Heavy Mining Drill to Talcum for 20L + 25L for an experimental Drone that restore power units. Deadmeat5150 fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Jul 20, 2020 |
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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -016 DR: DR1 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 3 Power // 3 Air // 0 Scrap Hazard Tokens: none Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk. Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear (+1 Upscale) // Magneto-Mantle (Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase) Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer (1d4/5 +Break, Melee) Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 (+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots) Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal ACT restores +1 HP) Familiar [1/2]: none Opal continued to dance--quite literally--circles around the enemy. "Come on, cameras, give me the green to turn the action on. I'm not wasting good violence on B-roll." MOV: Aim
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WRECKER 14: Shines-in-Heaven Shines-in-heaven: HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 1 Belt resources: Power: 3 Medical Units: 3 Air: 3 Tokens: 1 Break Augmentations: Limits: 0C 5M Breed Talent - Venomous Bite: Gain a melee attack mode, 1d6/2 +Poison. M: Nuclear Arms: +1 damage with melee weapons, +1 per Rad Token, and may use Heavy Weapons without penalty; cannot use missile weapons. CS Suite II: Slots: 2 Medical: Automatically spend 1 Med-Unit when damaged Item reload status: - Just as Shines-in-heaven's scanning equipment finished printing its analysis of the surrounding area, her comms equipment began to warble and play the voice of another contestant: quote:<'alohalochiwa, Shines-In-Heaven. Would you honor this humble worm with wreckference? Sending meet deets. And fair warning for fair gojirihime that a Beta rig Purifier is at the following coords...> Shines-in-heaven was in fact descended from a branch line of the former Japanese ruling family, a fact that meant that she had people ooh-ing and aaaah-ing at her everywhere, because the demise of Earth may have meant the end of the nation of Japan, but it certainly did not end its dreaded fanboys. So with a sigh and a heavy heart she grabbed the comms gear and replied: "Uuuuh, Hai! Message received and confirmed, will wrecksmeet at provided coords. May the divine wind carry you to victory! BANZAI!" That probably didn't make a ton of sense, but she had been slacking off in her language classes and from her experience weeaboos cared more about the aesthetics than the actual correctness of a thing. MOV: move to 801 via 802
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 08:42 |
1. Dimensional Derek Movement to 813. 2. Cyka Cyka takes Aim! 3. Vatman Jones Vatman is trapped in his pod! Vatman takes Aim! 4. Eugenius McBuster Eugenius takes Aim! 5. Opal Dang-Cobra Acolyte enters from the NW! Opal takes Aim! 6. Acolyte Movement to 502. Opal is here, fighting 2 Meaty Sliders! 7. Slitherin' Sidious Movement to 801. Shines-in-Heaven is here! 8. Dunk Tuggum Power Move! Movement to 809. 9. Ra Maximum Movement HALT at 114. Ambush! 10. B.A. Elsewhere Movement to 113. Theo is here, fighting Ribbon Skate! 11. Talcum Bee Buzzem Sponsor Activity posted:Diamond spends 45L (Talcum) for (X)JOLTDrone Delivery of Fabric8r Templ8: ROCKMUNCHER. Gristlegrinders pursue! 12. Theo Reticule Theo takes Aim! B.A. Elsewhere arrives from SW! 13. Collette Errol Movement to 102. A terrible creature emerges from the fleshy walls! 14. Shines-in-Heaven Movement to 801. Slitherin' Sidious is here! 15. Lonán Murder-Birb Movement to 151. 16. The Late Johnson Movement to 145. Wreckers, resolve Encounters! Sponsors-Only Map Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Jul 20, 2020 |
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 22:25 |
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Dimensional Derek HP: 2/2 Tokens: 1 Warp Jacklegz©: +1 Move. D-Mutation - Pulse Wave: Gain a special attack mode, 1d6/3 Push 1. Debt: 15L CYST had the absolute worst groupies. Derek wasn't up for getting manhandled by meatmen, not unless the studio was offering at least a hundred luxe for the service. Time to phone a friend. Deploying flare Pulse Wave power attack vs Jailer: 1d8 1 "Uhh, how does this thing work?"
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 22:40 |
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WRECKER 2: Cyka Cyber (2/4): Bone Lacing 1, Rail Loader 1 HP 3/3 Cyka, having sized up the area, launched their grapple into the fleshy ceiling above the sliders and ran laterally, lacerating the membrane... Improv!: 1d6 4 Causing a large lump of teratomachinery to come crashing down... 'Industrial equipment' (aim): 1d10 1 Slightly to the left of one of the beasties. Cyka sighed, and turned back to the drone. At least there was an object lesson to provide. “Welp. See, what I should have done was aim more directly above them, to rip out a large chunk of something to fall onto at least one of them instead of beside all of them. Or maybe gone for, say, the faulty drop-pod and rigged that to roll over them. Ah well, lesson learned. You miss with 100% of the shots that aren't on target.” Sponsors: Yo, Brainfood, my dewds. That life-lessony enough for you? Plateau the right altitude with the platitude attitude? I'm down for more challenges if you're up for it, and I wouldn't say no to an exclusive.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 22:53 |
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HP: 6/6 MV: 3 DR: 3 HazDR: None. TN to be Hit: 5. Scrap: 00 Luxe: 033 Belt: 2 Air, 3 Med, 2 Power. Tokens: 3 Infest. Sponsor: Diamond IAMC. Hiver (Protean): Access to Hiver Challenge List. +1 to Craft Rolls. ACT: Apiculture a consumable. Headhunter X-Train: Crit = 2x Damage. Cyber (0/2) Mutations (3/4) Worm that Walks (B-Vo): Max HP cannot be reduced below # of Infest. Abilities/gear that spend/transfer Infest cost 1 fewer Token. Lamellar Thorax (B-Vo): +2DR; spend Nuclear Arms (Lvl2): +1 damage with melee, +1 per Rad Token. No heavy weapon penalty. Missile attacks downscaled twice. SmokeSwarm: Loaded. Downscale & 1d8/2 to units attacking Retreating Unit. Hydroly-Sis: Loaded. Salvage restores up to 3 Air Units. 2 Scrap to reload. Talcum kicks off of the bucking mount and dashes away at a perpendicular, leaving behind a squirming payload on the small of the synth's back. Opponent(s): 2x Gristlegrinder Hazard: Peristalsis Location: 606 ENC: Retreat to 709 Infest Spread Roll (ENC: Retreating): 2#1d4 4 2. Infest spreads to GG1.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:12 |
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WRECKER 10: Bonny-Anne Elsewhere HP: 2/3 | Move: 2/2 | DR: 1/1 | Med: 3/3 | Power: 3/3 | Air: 3/3 | Scrap: Dead broke | Luxe: In the hole 11 Mounted: Gamma Enforcer HP: 3/3 | Move: 3/3 | DR: 1/1 | Power: 3/3 Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. "Ahoy, thief-found-wanting." Bony-Anne pauses long enough to liquify the squirming ribbon skate in a roaring burst of the autocannon. "Care to learn how to filch proper-like? At the foot of a maestro, knowt?" The rig stomps its foot with a squelch as BA's laughter rings over the external speakers. When Theo agrees she pops the hatch and gives him a mocking salute. ENC: Fire riot cannon at skate: 1d6 4 FreeACT: Pop Hatch
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:19 |
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HP: 3/3 Scrap: 001 Luxe: 015 DR/HAZ: 0/ N/A ; Hazard Tokens: 1 Break Mutations [2/3] ; Cyber [0/2] ; Weapons [2/2] ; Familiars [1/4] Wranglin' When power attacking, all minions may power attack for free. ACT: retain a beast defeated this round Gelatinous Epidermis (Rad Tokens do not reduce Max HP; does not receive DR from non-mutation sources) Prehensile Teratoma (Subject may Reload or Modify Gear as a freeACT; 1 in 6 chance to take a random ACT) "And here you stand, earlier than expected. Cluwne, you think I'm afraid?" Collette strode out to meet the skittering monster. "Your giblet throne is empty. Your life is mine." A pistol shot. An avalanche of industrial grinders, mincers, and unspeakable equipment trained down on the clown. "And there you lie. This is the end of your rotten reign." A flickering. A wavering. The clown's distended limbs reached through the saw blades. Unstoppable. "What? No, it's not possible!" Improvise vs. Clown: 1d6 4 Industrial equipment /10 Vs Clown: 1d8 3 WereGoat fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jul 21, 2020 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 07:33 |
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"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol" whoops guess we uh, violated some money laundering constraints or something my "bad" try this instead I guess Luxe: Crates: 1 Gamma Challenges[2]: 1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal. yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 23:53 |