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Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Trabisnikof posted:









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While this is not the future I had envisioned as a kid, I do find some humour in it.

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

MrUnderbridge posted:

Don't sneer... She might be required to teach classes of 25 to 30 kids, and no, there isn't space for even three feet of distancing, why do you ask? She's strongly considering one of these.

Yeah, I mean they look sort of weird, but gently caress it If your forced into a situation where infections a good possible this looks like it could offer you really good protection if you used it right.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

dr_rat posted:

Yeah, I mean they look sort of weird, but gently caress it If your forced into a situation where infections a good possible this looks like it could offer you really good protection if you used it right.

I don’t want to undersell the difficulty of collective action, but gently caress yeah I sneer. teachers could literally collectively refuse to participate in these increasingly farcical “solutions” to coronavirus and then we’d be off to the races in a way we haven’t seen since the uprisings.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 59 minutes!

Centrist Committee posted:

I don’t want to undersell the difficulty of collective action, but gently caress yeah I sneer. teachers could literally collectively refuse to participate in these increasingly farcical “solutions” to coronavirus and then we’d be off to the races in a way we haven’t seen since the uprisings.

:hai: strikes are cool and good

Lemony
Jul 27, 2010

Now With Fresh Citrus Scent!
Yeah, I get that's it's always easier to say when you aren't directly involved but that sounds like it would be a great time to strike. Also unionize if they aren't already.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

dr_rat posted:

Yeah, I mean they look sort of weird, but gently caress it If your forced into a situation where infections a good possible this looks like it could offer you really good protection if you used it right.

Living in a society where these are a practical solution to anything is what makes it a dystopia.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Except the teacher's union here is a joke, and in many states even talking about organizing will get you fired and your teaching certification yanked. Her board is full of chuds who would like nothing more than firing a lot of teachers and starting with new, lower paid ones, and making drat sure they know why their positions opened up.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

imagine working your entire life to get a job at the white house, your parents exhausting all their privileged connections, only to have the fat president yell at you to go to Kroger and buy beans

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

Omar strollin'
on one hand investing in and improving the american educational system is of nigh paramount importance

otoh gently caress them kids better to lose your job than show up to work at a school

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


MrUnderbridge posted:

Except the teacher's union here is a joke, and in many states even talking about organizing will get you fired and your teaching certification yanked. Her board is full of chuds who would like nothing more than firing a lot of teachers and starting with new, lower paid ones, and making drat sure they know why their positions opened up.

cant ban wildcat strikes


i mean you can but they will still happen, that's the point

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1284155516873252864

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005


hail thurifer!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


What in the gently caress? Are they trying to gas the coronavirus?

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Background:
https://twitter.com/dburbach/status/1283936410043637763
They're arbitrarily using Portland to beta test bringing down the iron fist everywhere else by pretending that peaceful protests are riots.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/17/us/portland-protests.html
https://twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/status/1284352997535830018

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

hey or come check out the cool zone thread where you can talk to and support pdx goons who are participating all the time

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/SmithsonianMag/status/1285329435814694914

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good



https://thehardtimes.net/blog/strapped-gopro-bee-see-bees-dying-boy-find-quick/

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

these have 100% already been designed and used by intelligence agencies

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

redleader posted:

these have 100% already been designed and used by intelligence agencies

yeah but they usually didn't work and/or were like the eavesdropping cat that was hit by a truck immediately after being deployed

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Coolness Averted posted:

cat that was hit by a truck immediately after being deployed

that one is like a modern parable

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

The Saucer Hovers posted:

that one is like a modern parable

That cat gave his life to fight the surveillance state

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


redleader posted:

these have 100% already been designed and used by intelligence agencies

Adding extra listening devices to a society where everybody communicates using apps that are basically mainlining their records straight to intelligence services is really kind of just adding superfluous expenses.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Tulip posted:

Adding extra listening devices to a society where everybody communicates using apps that are basically mainlining their records straight to intelligence services is really kind of just adding superfluous expenses.

All those intelligence services are already well above the amount of data they can process and are just offloading it to machine learning that does nothing but recreates the racism in the training data.

And you know those ur-nerds always want more sweet tech toys.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Tulip posted:

Adding extra listening devices to a society where everybody communicates using apps that are basically mainlining their records straight to intelligence services is really kind of just adding superfluous expenses.

which is exactly why our military industrial complex makes them :v:


here's something declassified from almost a decade ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8ZbtZqH6Io

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

That cat gave his life to fight the surveillance state

I was literally about to say that cat was a comrade lol

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

That cat gave his life to fight the surveillance state

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

the classic and still the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okZW3_5Gr4s

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
ACAB

Ah cats will never collaborate with the fascists, this is why cats are the best.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Zombiepop posted:

ACAB

Ah cats will never collaborate with the fascists, this is why cats are the best.

Cats aren't super great at collaborating with anyone tho.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Facebook Aunt posted:

Cats aren't super great at collaborating with anyone tho.

Counterpoint:

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endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Facebook Aunt posted:

Cats aren't super great at collaborating with anyone tho.

Cats will act in their own self-interest, according to rules they understand and will not obey anyone just because they have "authority".

... cats are also very easy to train and cope with once you understand you can't tell a cat what to do without providing a reason for them to do what you request.

Cats are smarter than the chuds, easily.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
They also live in feral colonies. The domestic cat is not a 'pack animal,' but they're not the completely asocial things people like to think.

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Zombiepop posted:

ACAB

Ah cats will never collaborate with the fascists, this is why cats are the best.

All Cats Are the Best

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/jul/20/alexa-i-love-you-how-lockdown-made-men-lust-after-their-amazon-echo

(it's not actual news but basically ad-copy for some teledildonics company that respected newspaper The Guardian decided to publish anyway to get clicks :ssh: )

George RR Fartin
Apr 16, 2003




Big Mad Drongo posted:

All Cats Are the Best

All Cats Are Beautiful

itskage
Aug 26, 2003


ekuNNN posted:

(it's not actual news but basically ad-copy for some teledildonics company that respected newspaper The Guardian decided to publish anyway to get clicks :ssh: )

I think this makes it belong in the thread more than the actual headline does...

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 7 days!)

anyone who likes cats is an eco-fascist sorry

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
gently caress you carter cats own

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