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Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

Washington Gerrymanders.
Their theme song can just be Seinfeld.
Maybe Kramer can come back as the mascot. It's the perfect redemption arc for him.

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Yet they have all of them.

And they represent DC as well as they represent the States that elected them.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Yet they have all of them.

None of them represent the district though

DC literally has no representation in the senate and no voting representation in the house

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
I'm aware. They also aren't supposed to.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Rusty Shackelford posted:

I'm aware. They also aren't supposed to.

That worked out fine when no one lived there, but you have a population larger than several states now with no representation at the federal level.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

wrong thread baby.

Colostomy Bag fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Jul 14, 2020

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Fyi my uncle is Dan Snyder and the new name is going to be the Washington officers, a tribute to law enforcement. Blue will be added to the color scheme via a thin line. Maroon and gold are still the primaries.

Sorry if you didn't place your bet yet.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Asproigerosis posted:

Fyi my uncle is Dan Snyder and the new name is going to be the Washington officers, a tribute to law enforcement. Blue will be added to the color scheme via a thin line. Maroon and gold are still the primaries.

Sorry if you didn't place your bet yet.

Just change the team name Karen

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Washington Devils, with Dan Snyder with horns drawn on as the team mascot.

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

Washington Redfields with chris and/or claire redfield as the new mascot/logo. they play on an all red field. come on this is a slam dunk

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.



I did a serious one for a contest being run by the Sportslogo forum. You could do stuff based Redhawks, Redtails, Redwolves, Warriors or make your own. Nothing really neat came to mind (other that the Washington Brass) so I went with the least stupid of their suggestions.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

romanowski posted:

Washington Redfields with chris and/or claire redfield as the new mascot/logo. they play on an all red field. come on this is a slam dunk

Have you *seen* Eastern Washington U's field? poo poo is nasty.

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
It's going to be something insular and very inside beltway relating to VA republicans and K street groups in DC.

No one outside of DC will care.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Penisaurus Sex posted:

It's going to be something insular and very inside beltway relating to VA republicans and K street groups in DC.

No one outside of DC will care.

Nah, the Skins' base is fundamentally suburban. They don't seem to recall interact with DC itself much, and the K Street people are mostly transplants. I could see something VA-related, though.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

https://twitter.com/FrazDav/status/1283786363863805952

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Looks like they're ready for some MACtion

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I want some weekday MACtion so bad right now

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Washington Blueballs

This was posted on the last page but I need some Snyder news

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Whooping Crabs posted:

Washington Blueballs

This was posted on the last page but I need some Snyder news

https://outline.com/CdyCuU

Hail to the Washington Harassers

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Red posted:

https://outline.com/CdyCuU

Hail to the Washington Harassers

Man, those all seem like guys who have sent an unsolicited dick pic in their day.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Washington Real or Fake?????

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
The Washington Weinsteins

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
The Washington Upskirters

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Bomani killing it as usual

https://twitter.com/bomani_jones/status/1283901984748298241?s=19

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1283892364558336000

Jesus christ Rovell

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Rovell has as much credibility as loving Chris Cilizza or Cockroach Stephens. His schtick is thermonuclear dumdum takes.

Never pay attention to him.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

D.C. Gropers

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Washington Sexpests
Washington Limpdicks
The Washington Skeeze

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

The DC Defendants

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
The Washington Unindicted Co-conspirators

CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020
To the north, in Canuckistan, the Edmonton Eskimos are no longer using that name.


Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
Washington Eskimos?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Washington Eskimos?

This is Snyder, it’d be Washington Eskimo Brothers and the logo would be their own pimped out cheerleaders.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
The Washington Lincolns

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Washington Marauders
Washington Horsemen
Washington Purifiers
Washington Mojo

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
"Marauder" has some vaguely rape-y connotations imo.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

General Dog posted:

"Marauder" has some vaguely rape-y connotations imo.

And Viking doesn't?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

CyberPingu posted:

And Viking/Raider/Buccaneer/Cowboy/Dolphin doesn't?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Let’s not forget the Saints in recent rape-y connotations.

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

fartknocker posted:

Let’s not forget the Saints in recent rape-y connotations.

And the Dolphins

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